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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: I'm starting a streaming network
Thread: I'm starting a streaming network
friendofgunnar
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posted May 24, 2018 03:29 AM

I'm starting a streaming network

I just sold my startup company for $800 million and am thinking about starting a streaming network.  So I want you guys to pitch me some shows.  It can be sitcom style shows, or game shows, or a mini-series, or anthologies, or movies, or whatever.  

You can pitch as many shows as you want but if you pitch too many I'll start to think you're not serious about quality standards.  You can include photoshops as well. All pitches must include a cost or cost-per-episode estimate.  

After all the pitches are in I'll decide on the fall line-up.  I'm not going to blow the entire $800 million btw.

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friendofgunnar
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posted May 24, 2018 03:32 AM

Oh, btw, there's no need to pitch an "Ow, my balls!" show because that's already on the slate.

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fred79
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posted May 24, 2018 03:44 AM

bait, but i'll bite regardless. what was your startup company, and how did you fund it from the getgo?


if you're not kidding about the 800 mil... then, you know what i'd ask. i could certainly provide some very distinct services(non-sexual), if you're interested. my talents aren't limited to graphics.

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friendofgunnar
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posted May 24, 2018 03:58 AM

It was holistic neutraphytobiometaceuticals.  Basically our company designed a process to imbue polarized aether fluxes into de-ionized water.

We pitched the company to some venture capitol firms.  I basically just made a slideshow, took 30g of xanthine and pretended to be Steve Jobs.

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fred79
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posted May 24, 2018 04:01 AM

i guess you're pulling my leg, since "neutraphytobiometaceuticals" came back with no search results. and here i thought i had a chance at something worthwhile.

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friendofgunnar
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posted May 24, 2018 04:03 AM

wait, I forgot to mention that the water had microflora in it too.

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posted May 24, 2018 04:18 AM

i guess that's what i get for getting my hopes up.

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posted May 24, 2018 04:52 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 05:34, 24 May 2018.

friendofgunnar said:

We pitched the company to some venture capitol firms.  I basically just made a slideshow, took 30g of xanthine and pretended to be Steve Jobs.


I admit that it was a good act.
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fred79
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posted May 24, 2018 05:53 AM

@ blizz's previously-unedited post:

steve jobs didn't die, he faked his death so that he could enjoy his vast wealth in peace. and don't even tell me he couldn't pull that off, with HIS bank account.

you know i'm right, don't even try to deny it.

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friendofgunnar
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posted May 24, 2018 06:02 AM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 06:04, 24 May 2018.

blizzardboy said:

steve jobs didn't die, he faked his death so that he could enjoy his vast wealth in peace. and don't even tell me he couldn't pull that off, with HIS bank account


THere's no way Steve Jobs would have willingly gone into obscurity.  He needed metaphorical audience induced attention handjobs like normal people need air.

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fred79
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posted May 24, 2018 06:04 AM

maybe he was enlisted in the nwo's shadow council. or just told he would be so that they could bump him off and take his monies once he faked his death so that they wouldn't have to. you never know.

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