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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 03, 2018 10:07 AM

* Chucks olives at Fredmuffin *
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fred79
fred79


Promising
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 03, 2018 10:14 AM

oh look, it's neraus's girlfriend! you two are SOOOOO CUTE together!


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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 03, 2018 10:34 AM

fred79 said:
p.p.s. i use the cans to beat italians into submission, tho.


We are you calling a German? Italians fight until they die, there is no submission in war for an Italian.
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 03, 2018 10:41 AM

Neraus said:
Italians fight until they die, there is no submission in war for an Italian.


didn't italians become fascist nazi sympathizers when the nazi's threatened them?

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 03, 2018 11:37 AM

Actually it was another way around. The failed painter was fascinated by Musolinni's regime, and he basically recreated it, in it's own dorkly image, turning fascism in krautlands into communism with down syndrome and severe daddy issues fueled by meth.
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 03, 2018 12:00 PM

oh, ok. i never cottoned to history, myself. my apologies, fascist pizza nazi who has tasted better italian food than i possibly ever have*.



*except when i was in... germany.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 03, 2018 02:31 PM

The Germans are our cousins with an superiority complex, if they managed to make some good Italian food then that means they're finally getting their act together.

That isn't to say we don't appreciate them, I'd love if we had a German king, they are leagues better than French kings.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 03, 2018 02:33 PM

Omnisexual isn't pansexual. I'm wrong with wordböök. Omnisexual means sexual attraction, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of any sex or gender identity. In autumn we meet a wordböök again.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 03, 2018 02:45 PM

Neraus said:
That isn't to say we don't appreciate them, I'd love if we had a German king, they are leagues better than French kings.


what about an american king? like say, "fred the annihilator"? or is that too harsh a title?

then how about, instead, "fred the mediator, who provides balance for all worthwhile and/or beneficial living things"?


you know, i really can't decide on a title atm. let me be king, and i'll take votes on it.




p.s. since "you don't vote for kings", that means I AM KING BECAUSE I SAY SO. AND BECAUSE I AM KING AND I HAVE THE SAYSO, THE LARGEST FEMALE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY IS NOW MY BAKER(because they know how to cook, obviously).


p.p.s. now have them make me a pineapple and jalapeno pizza!

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 03, 2018 03:02 PM

Please present your pedigree, dynastic tree, familial relations with other royal families to the appropriate office, then convince enough people to petition the government to hold a referendum on the monarchy.

It's gonna be hard to digest the idea of a... What even is an American? Do you people even have nobles in your country?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Everywhere and nowhere
posted July 03, 2018 03:39 PM

Speaking of kings, I was named after the one who abdicated in order to marry an American woman. Sounds like something I'd do too.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 03, 2018 06:30 PM
Edited by fred79 at 18:31, 03 Jul 2018.

Neraus said:
It's gonna be hard to digest the idea of a... What even is an American? Do you people even have nobles in your country?


I was hoping to become king by rampant bloodlettingwinning the people's hearts and minds.

Lol, we're all descended from nobles here, man. Most of us might not be so noble NOW, but some of us have that gooey noble stuff balled up inside us, ready to unleash all kinds of genocidethe fury that is our nobility. Or rather, what differentiates conquerors from the conquered.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 03, 2018 07:13 PM

Your aristocracy is surely weak if it allowed a republic to take their title, we needed two world wars and a vote fraud in the referendum to abolish the aristocracy, and even then there are still noblemen running around here.

I'll eventually have to fund some dynastic research on my own family, a shame my great-uncle's results were lost because my father's side of the family didn't think it was worth it... Wait, perhaps that's a warning bell...
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Soli deo gloria
posted July 03, 2018 09:40 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 21:43, 03 Jul 2018.

Isn't an the idea of an American king a bit of an oximoron though?

You can't really call yourself a true Murican if you'd bend your knee to a tyrant, *cough* I mean king. Both in principle and in reality, since true Muricans can't even bend their knees due to severe obesity.

The desire for power is a powerful itch, one that only love can surpass or crabs.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 03, 2018 10:56 PM

tSar-Ivor said:
The desire for power is a powerful itch, one that only love can surpass or crabs.


Why crabs?
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted July 04, 2018 12:46 AM

Guess you never been with a woman infested by em, thank **** I didnt have to shave my eyebrows, but they got into my beard and pretty much everywhere else.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 04, 2018 12:54 AM

A woman infested by crabs? What are you even...
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Soli deo gloria
posted July 04, 2018 01:21 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 01:22, 04 Jul 2018.

Eh?

Guess Galaad ain't been with a ghetto chick before, I'd like to introduce you to crabs mr knight, you know peasant problems:



Extra large image for dramatic effect.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 04, 2018 01:29 AM

Lmao I thought you meant this:



Ah my "ghetto-english" still has its shortcomings...
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 04, 2018 06:08 AM

Because they shave their pubes bald. I have been shaving about 10 times.

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