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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: The Surprise Cavity Search Edition
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted July 25, 2018 09:52 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 05:26, 26 Jul 2018.

tSar-Ivor said:
Pretty sure I just came to smoke your decent halfing weed and chill in your crib, mountain of doom can suck a fat one.


Well, that would explain the talking trees...

But really we should do this sometime.

Look for the bare necessities, forget about your worries and your strife...

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 26, 2018 01:09 PM

Now, I know that it's strange coming from me, but we Sicilians have an inferiority complex deeply rooted in ourselves plus a generally pessimistic attitude and so, everytime we look at our cities, our people and our general state we always believe we're behind everybody and we generally have worse cities.
Then I discover that our trains are running on time, Catania's subway has multiple exchanges with major points of interest of the city, and you can generally travel through and out the city with no problems even without a car.

These are standard services in a city, but somehow it feels strange having them here.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 27, 2018 10:07 AM

I am quite stunned how, with all the technology and modern fire fighting techniques, urban area fires of this scale, still exist. But unfortunately they somehow do. My condolences Elvin.


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I admit it, I like it when they are bombastic - Neraus

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 27, 2018 10:32 AM

Thank you artu. Some had it worse yet :/
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 28, 2018 07:12 AM

remove kebab. problems solved.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 28, 2018 10:17 AM

do the Salvini Greece.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2018 10:22 AM

Bloody hell, I'm so hungover right now, but guess what I'm doing tonight...  Yes, drinking.  Again.  I'll have no liver by this time next year if I go on like this.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 28, 2018 10:42 AM
Edited by Galaad at 10:43, 28 Jul 2018.

NoobX said:
Bloody hell, I'm so hungover right now, but guess what I'm doing tonight...  Yes, drinking.  Again.  I'll have no liver by this time next year if I go on like this.


Everyone knows drinking is the best cure vs hungover...

You're young now so it's OK, also you're Serbian. Just watch out when you get closer to 30.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2018 11:03 AM

IF I get close to 30

...It's no laughing matter, I know.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 28, 2018 11:08 AM
Edited by Galaad at 11:17, 28 Jul 2018.

Well as long as you stay away from hard drugs...

I'd be damned if a Serbian/metalhead dies before 30 because of alcohol.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 28, 2018 11:19 AM

The natural cause of death! Age group is baby and 30yo!

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 28, 2018 01:02 PM

new favorite insult:

you... you... flaming bag of sphincter pus!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted July 28, 2018 01:10 PM

'As for you, boss,' he said, 'I think you do your level best to turn what you eat into God. But you can't quite manage it, and that torments you. The same thing's happening to you as happened to the crow.'

'What happened to the crow, Zorba?'

'Well, you see, he used to walk respectably, properly - well, like a crow. But one day he got it into his head to try and strut about like a pigeon. And from that time on the poor fellow couldn't for the life of him recall his own way of walking. He was all mixed up, don't you see? He just hobbled about.”

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 28, 2018 01:18 PM

true fact.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2018 02:08 PM

Damn, I still haven't seen that movie.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 28, 2018 10:39 PM

Wow. Today I've been so tired, I couldn't do anything. I've been sleeping intermittently the whole day.

And tomorrow I'll have to do a lot of things.
Verdammt.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2018 11:33 PM

Status update: so drunk I have to let you know about it.
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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted July 28, 2018 11:42 PM

I wish I was drunk...

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted July 28, 2018 11:57 PM

The older I am, the more angrily surprised I am whenever I accidentally bite my tongue while eating. You'd think that after enough such incidents one would learn not to intersect the licky bit with the chompy bits, but apparently that just never happens.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 29, 2018 12:19 AM

The testicle, I call them egg[s]. A doctor understood me and used the egg.

It's hot in here, over 30 in 10 days


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