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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted September 12, 2018 02:26 PM

I never lie, I'm always telling the truth, it's no wonder I've been called the new Honest Abe 'Incn.

Except that time I said I felt full when I wanted to eat more, I felt bad gorging in front of northerners not used to our meals.
And that time I said I felt fine when I was happy.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Quién Sabe?
posted September 12, 2018 02:31 PM

Always rise to an early meal, but eat your fill before a feast. If you attend hungry, you have no time to speak at the table.  
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted September 12, 2018 04:45 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
Always rise to an early meal, but eat your fill before a feast. If you attend hungry, you have no time to speak at the table.  


Try telling that to those hipsters at their silent dining events.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted September 12, 2018 09:29 PM

The EU parliament just approved article 11 and 13.

Good lord, I do love when it's another institution deciding what my country's policy on memes should be.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted September 13, 2018 08:16 PM

We've got a bunch of spam accounts again.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted September 13, 2018 08:46 PM

Should be orange. I got "gold" hair. Maybe old, but strong. When left hand shows a little yellow. I'm hepatitis or super slant-eyed. I remember Mr. Spock has "slant-eyed". Yes you know slant-eyed pussy is very tight, and their condom is inferior. Do you know why? He (nasty piece) shows a little ****, so they are preparing a little condom along with. If you travel to Asia, remember buy a white condom. But famous **** doesn't need to buy white condom. Maybe you don't think so, when you had visited Thai massage. 50% Brainy! The answer is very snow. White cock had been destroyed snow pussy. Worn out or she's mother. Tomorrow's Friday But I'm at home. Other drinks and s*o*s.. I prepare Grixis map. 50% players are cry of the children, but map's expert. I'm Ghost. Next's impossible, where are dead fear in a logo. My guy says ok testing my computer, if monitor works, I can buy a new LED. Homecoming to Earthia is impossible by 75% cry of the children. I can do 99%, I've played, but I don't like. In H4 99% is okay. First thing I conquer WoG now. I visited HotA


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted September 15, 2018 10:00 PM

My father used to have a glorious moustache, then my mother made him shave it.

Come to think of it, my father used to be a beautiful man.
Come to think of it, both my parents were beautiful (and still are, albeit older)

Well, that's a nice feeling.
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted September 16, 2018 03:41 AM

Hello felkow sobrmer Hcers, you spin me right round baby right round like a recors vaby right round round round,, you spin me right round baby you get the point.  Everythng is spinning right round right now.  Boy, ann I gonna regret this (prolly not) in thr morning.  But it's not so vad.  Snort cocoa it's fun at least am I rite yeah???
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted September 16, 2018 03:57 AM

It's bad when you listen to a ballad and you laugh through it.
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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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育碧是白痴
posted September 16, 2018 09:29 AM

Good mornin' NoobX How are you this fine morning?

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted September 16, 2018 10:10 AM


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NoobX
NoobX


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posted September 16, 2018 11:52 AM

Oh yeah, baby, no hangover!
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted September 16, 2018 01:29 PM

Lel, it reminds me that yesterday I drank the most alcohol I'm allowed to in front of my parents.
I may be a grown up, but you don't scare Mamma, that's the first rule of being a Sicilian.
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted September 16, 2018 02:04 PM

How much is that?
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted September 16, 2018 02:16 PM

Depends on mamma's mood and how much my father takes. She usually complains when I drink a glass of wine, but I got away with two glasses of beer and an entire glass of cinnamon liquor.
Which is one of the largest quantities allowed on her watch.
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NoobX
NoobX


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posted September 16, 2018 02:37 PM

Well, that sucks.

Then again, my mother would faint if she knew how much I drink
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted September 18, 2018 12:27 AM

NoobX said:
Then again, my mother would faint if she knew how much I drink


maybe, JUST maybe, if you stopped drinking at the *ahem* procreation fluid bank, she wouldn't be so apt to get woozy.

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Celfious
Celfious


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info free express
posted September 18, 2018 11:51 AM
Edited by Celfious at 12:00, 18 Sep 2018.

I almost stated that I went a whole day without beer today like, Wow... (Expenses new apartment)

But I actually have a 12% beer thats been frozen twice I forgot about so... Maybe later this week ill go a day without. I have a real problem with these sorts of things. Before asking for help, I am trying -...... The grey Areaaaa

Which should end up giving me cirrhosis. I  doubt I can be bullet proof forever. Like, I've had no disease or bad lab readings at all. Weird considering I managed to break .68 BAL twice, cracked over 600 MG of Dextromethorphane over 150 times, and have ... long story short, I did a ton of this and that but I am pure of any health ramifications upto this point at least. (HIV HEP C Test pending in March)

I think sometimes God intended for me to walk this path. I want it all gone but I have requires... Alcohol and pot should take care of most of my void issue.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted September 19, 2018 05:51 PM

I think my needs a better taxi service the main company was busy and the other company didn't even have a car.
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted September 20, 2018 01:39 AM

Paid 5 bucks for car wash at what is now a ghetto gas station. snow didn't even spray soap, but only water. Told clerk, got 5 bucks back. Proceeded to go to more high-end car wash down the street(non-ghetto). Paid same 5 dollar bill; got nice car wash.

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