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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted November 03, 2018 03:24 PM

I'm confuse. I eat pizza with pineapple too. Tho not my favorite.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted November 03, 2018 04:27 PM

I eat rainbow trout.

@Galatea

I love G-Star clothes. If you're my GF, I buy clothes to you. Because of sexy. Beautiful home, clothes and couple.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 03, 2018 04:33 PM

@Galatea

Watch out for Neraus.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 03, 2018 06:22 PM

Sir Galaad tells the truth.

*Inhales*

YOU BLOODY FOREIGNERS NEVER SEEM TO BE SATISFIED HUH?

STOP VIOLATING PIZZAS!

Bloody hell, I had to endure the pain of watching people making deformed and sad attempts at pizza. I even saw a kiosk trying to pose as a pizzeria, whenthe smell was so rancid and smelled of nothing resembling a pizza. I was thoroughly disgusted by the sight of frozen "American" pizza, plastered in front of my eyes each time I crossed a bloody aisle of a supermarket. Even Italian restaurants seemed to betray me, 8 pounds for a friggin' Margherita? Do you take me for a fool? With that price I eat three of those with complimentary beverages. Rest assured I didn't even test how those tasted, I won't be thieved by Britishmen, even if the waiters were a Palermitan and a Sardinian! My eyes pained each time I saw some kind of a little, thin, weak kind of a wafer covered in tomato and cheese served to those uncouth barbarians.
And then I get reminded of those bloody Yanks putting pineapple on pizzas. I friggin' blame Benny for being such a bloody idiot and invading Greece, siding with Germany and ultimately causing our demise as a nation. If we stayed like we were the Yanks would have never had the nerve to propose such preposterous recipes.

I need therapy. And a good pizza now. Luckily I'll be back home in a few hours, and finally get a real, tasty, true and authentic Margherita.

SALVTO ALLA PIZZA, EIA EIA MARGHERITA! A NOI!
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 03, 2018 10:29 PM

I landed, ate pizza and scacciata. Life is better. And hotter.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted November 03, 2018 10:39 PM

https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kotipizza

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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted November 03, 2018 11:28 PM

@Ghost
That's so nice of you! Sorry, I'm already married and even if I'm single, you still can't.

@Neraus
Well... I'm really sorry. I don't really like pizzas with pineapple! Most of the time I'm left with no choice that's why I eat them, like for example I'm hungry.

@Galaad
You should've warned me. Yeah you did but it was too late.


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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted November 04, 2018 12:31 AM

I'd eat a hawaiian pizza right in front of neraus. In sicily. And he wouldn't say a damned thing about it.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 04, 2018 12:38 AM

Don't worry, I'm getting a good education in chemistry, you're welcome to eat anytime you want here, I'm sure you'll never want to leave...

@Galatea
I have a nickname for a reason.

Aside from that, now there's a bloody thunderstorm outside and it's making such a ruckus that I can't sleep because of the bloody noise.

I swear, the lighting is liking my house a bit too much tonight.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted November 04, 2018 12:47 AM

@Galatea

we can't be couple, because we live in different place. I want to stay in Finland. And you're lucky with your husband. I'm alone at home. Neraus had GF, her name's Gyrphs, if I remember right, I never learnt memory. Ok our sad story that she isn't here. She broke heart him.

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted November 04, 2018 01:54 AM

Neraus said:
I swear, the lighting is liking my house a bit too much tonight.


You keep talkin' that snow, i'll have it strike yo' ass.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 04, 2018 02:03 AM

Quote:
Even Italian restaurants seemed to betray me


This is so my new sig.

Quote:
If we stayed like we were the Yanks would have never had the nerve to propose such preposterous recipes.


This one was very tempting too.
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Celfious
Celfious


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Legendary Hero
Wait what? *expert*
posted November 04, 2018 02:06 AM
Edited by Celfious at 02:14, 04 Nov 2018.

Hello. Do you find your self when you blind your self. Thats okay. We are all weird in some ways. You just have it worse than you really should.

It beong your own fault does not compromise any cheese purchase. So let it slid unless you are ready to make a commitment.
Again, you arw still reading the mosthorrible parts of threads without actually dying. Well at least you almost got away some how.

Call back. Just because he easy to prank.
1 800 jack sucks
Press 2 at the directory and ask for cheesr

Now look.once you're involved in this, habe a member ID and all, dont ve surprised if you notice an unreasonabley high volume of cheese references in peetty much anywhere in normal life.

There is np explanation of this, abd I idea what caise. Just. Dont let that get in your way of true progress from you are right now.

Just look at non spell checking Celfious and try to justify somehow why are you in this situation man?

Youll be altiygt jist.  Flow yo. But do not do not ask jack for the most fresh lot.
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Hey Celf, the heck wrong with you?
Depends. Which way is North East now? "South"
Oh **** then im a dragon. What else can go wrobg? * sleeps away all tine atop a mountain of riches. Dragons sleep a l

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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted November 04, 2018 02:17 AM

Ghost said:
@Galatea

we can't be couple, because we live in different place. I want to stay in Finland. And you're lucky with your husband. I'm alone at home. Neraus had GF, her name's Gyrphs, if I remember right, I never learnt memory. Ok our sad story that she isn't here. She broke heart him.


Good thing! Also, I suggest that you can have a long distance relationship if you happen to fall in love with somebody not in your place. I mean distance should't hinder you from doing it.

@Neraus
Spotted! Genuine pizza lover! Now I'm interested. Can you suggest me a kind of pizza or two that you think is the best of all times?
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Celfious
Celfious


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Legendary Hero
Wait what? *expert*
posted November 04, 2018 02:34 AM

If youre ever in distress and an elite group of angry hostile men performing a heist, are poibting guns and demandibg your phone.

Dont worry
1: big angry people arw always stupid. This is instant hope in your hands.
2: Just talk in meaos meows and they will assume you dobt speak their language. And leabe you alone.
3 like last case, fail proof get out of everything play. SIMPLY IGBORE THEM.
they will get tired and and seem to have thjngs to do. They will just try to use someone elses. I mean everyone has phones. Its not the 90s

Youre cool.
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Hey Celf, the heck wrong with you?
Depends. Which way is North East now? "South"
Oh **** then im a dragon. What else can go wrobg? * sleeps away all tine atop a mountain of riches. Dragons sleep a l

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 04, 2018 09:57 AM
Edited by Neraus at 10:11, 04 Nov 2018.

Ghost said:
Neraus had GF, her name's Gyrphs, if I remember right, I never learnt memory. Ok our sad story that she isn't here. She broke heart him.


Oh Lord, don't remind me, I'm still sad she isn't around anymore... I gave her my heart, I gave her my pizzas, I even offered her lands, my family's manor.and a wealthy life in Sicily, but she refused, and then... She disappeared.

Wait...

Did that happen?
Technically I just said I loved her to give her a point in a game, it was a ruse the whole time.

@Galatea

Ehm. You're probably looking at the wrong guy, I'm more of an inquisitor, I have very traditional tastes. Thing is, there is a lot about the base ingredients and how the dough is made and shaped, even a simple Margherita can be ruined, and a simple Margherita can taste better than a rich but badly made pizza. Which is half the reason we diss pizzas made outside Italy, the other half is the somewhat questionable choices that happen sometimes (like fruit, or God forbid, tropical fruit); I did try a stuffed crust pizza, and we probably would have been less hostile to it if we made it here (it still doesn't feel right, but as I said, the dough makes it better).
That said, I also tend to rotate around Margherita and Diavola when I want to be less Orthodox, sometimes even pizza with sausages, bell peppers and onions, when I'm even less orthodox (still inside the confines tho ).
And then there's my guilty pleasure, the Ragusan specialty of pizza with provola and horse meat, but that'd be unreasonable to bring it as a standard for taste, it's too local.
There's also pizza with fries that became acceptable during the years, and it has become a classic for the mistaken youth, it's an apocryphal recipe, but since it's a standard of every pizzeria now complaining is useless (and I admit I indulge in it some summer days)
Has this been a confession of my sins?
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 04, 2018 10:58 AM

Neraus said:
There's also pizza with fries that became acceptable during the years


What the...

Quote:
Has this been a confession of my sins?


JFC
Tempted to switch back sig to Ghost's now.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 04, 2018 11:04 AM

Hey, not my fault the youth here does that, also not my fault pizzerias do that.
I do feel ashamed people eat that, and I'm ashamed of partaking in it in group situatuons.

Sheesh, people simply stopped protesting, why am I the one on trial now frenchman?

Am I the one to blame for the sins of the young?
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 04, 2018 11:31 AM

You said fries on pizzas were acceptable!!!

We frenchmen always protest anyway, that is what we do.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted November 04, 2018 11:43 AM

Not my opinion, it has apparently been accepted by most pizzerias. Hence why I called it apocryphal, it's the usual divide between the clergy and the peasantry.

Then again, the highest institutions haven't given such grace.
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