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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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posted November 24, 2018 11:41 PM

That is one hell of a parade. You people party hard.

Galaad, I told you not to start any more fires. BAD GALAAD!
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 24, 2018 11:54 PM

I thought he was too lazy for that. Consider me impressed.
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fred79
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posted November 25, 2018 02:51 AM

Celfious said:
consciousness.
Waking up....
And breathing...

These are my triggers to fire up those trees cam you dig it.

Do you or does someone you know have reefer dependancy? My Gthug homey we are in this **** man.

We have to keep our sock hiding spots on the down low. The gangs are on our socks like a sharks all up in that aaaa@.

yea yea yea yea
I spend 50 bucks on this reefer guys, now thats a top quality gram of reefer. And more and more the gang robberies are starting the sane way..

"Hey white boy up on out with them socks"
Like maybe i should just hide my allowance money in my pocket instead.

"omg thats 3 new packs since last month. Youre paying for your own socks until you learn how to" bla bla ble



I WILL BE SANE
I WILL BE SANE AGAIN like if i was once then i can be again too.
I WANT TO HAVE BRAIN CONTROL AND TELL MY BRAIN TO SHUT UP  AND IT ACTIALLY NOT TALK **** BACK TO ME ANY MOROROREEEEEEEE


if you or someone you know has a problem wasting their time and energies because of reading posts like these in this example of a well known rambling crazp person

Trying to control its brain
meee
immm the typing im in charrrggggeeeee


im trying to make my brain STUF STUF STYF

I hope its not illegal to act all nuts and **** in public becausr as you may know ive broken my regulator switch or something

like it use to be dim. But now im the the persident.

WHY GROW HAIR
why. Is it like a plant like add water and whoopee 6 mobths later.. Its still... standing there.

Greeaaaaaate yeaaaa
ya yea yea yea


Totally recommending this for a qp. Quality rant from a soul on the edge. Ya'll snowes better recognize.

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The_Polyglot
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posted November 25, 2018 03:31 AM

Kinda reminds me of my manic episode. Not awesome. Celf may need help guys.
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Kipshasz
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posted November 25, 2018 08:38 AM

This is trully the best timeline ever.

I also agree with Galaad. Time to bring back the Madame from the retirement.
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Salamandre
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posted November 25, 2018 09:40 AM

Madame Le Pen would largely suffice.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 25, 2018 10:20 AM

why not both?
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 25, 2018 11:05 AM

Well neither will happen. Tensions are growing though and an upcoming civil war is not out of the realm of possibilities.

Also Guillotine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> le Pen.
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Salamandre
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posted November 25, 2018 12:31 PM

Galaad said:
Well neither will happen.


That's the mindset you need to debunk.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted November 25, 2018 01:16 PM

awwwww


I just want to see frenchies behead one another again.
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Trogdor
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posted November 25, 2018 01:53 PM

With the state of France as it is, we should guillotine the entire populace. No exceptions.
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fred79
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posted November 25, 2018 05:46 PM

guillotine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> french fries

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Neraus
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posted November 25, 2018 06:44 PM

Trogdor said:
With the state of France as it is, we should guillotine the entire populace. No exceptions.


But that would mean leaving France with no inhabitants!

Wait, that means no one will oppose us... Which means Nice, Corsica and Savoy shall be finally freed from the French yoke! Nay, the whole of Gaul shall return to its rightful rulers!
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Dies_Irae
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posted November 25, 2018 07:17 PM

Neraus said:
Trogdor said:
With the state of France as it is, we should guillotine the entire populace. No exceptions.


But that would mean leaving France with no inhabitants!

Wait, that means no one will oppose us... Which means Nice, Corsica and Savoy shall be finally freed from the French yoke! Nay, the whole of Gaul shall return to its rightful rulers!





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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted November 25, 2018 07:38 PM

But remember these wise words from the true orient:
Once the country is defeated, it may never rise again.

You know, the Art of War quote. however it goes.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 25, 2018 08:42 PM

You can help by expanding it
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Neraus
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posted November 25, 2018 10:00 PM

Kipshasz said:
But remember these wise words from the true orient:
Once the country is defeated, it may never rise again.

You know, the Art of War quote. however it goes.


I call bullcrap, Jeszcze Polska nie zginela and all that.
Technically also Germany. Rome is not rising anytime soon only because there are no people seriously willing to restore it.

Well, today...
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Kipshasz
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posted November 25, 2018 10:14 PM
Edited by Kipshasz at 22:28, 25 Nov 2018.

What the revered Sun Tzu meant, that destroyed countries will never achieve their former glory again. Not that some *cough* germany *cough* had that in the first place, in addition to the forefathers of the great Prussia being sooooooo bad at their job.


Exhibit A.



Exhibit B.
page stretching


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Neraus
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posted November 25, 2018 10:57 PM
Edited by Neraus at 23:04, 25 Nov 2018.

Let's not forget that fun time they got thrown out the holy land, or when they attacked the Pope.

I'll grant ya that no country ever returned to glory, mostly because aside from the Roman Empire and Sicily nobody ever achieved to reach actual glory.

There is a timeline out there where the Roman Empire had been reformed with the West ruled by the Hoenstaufens from Palermo and the East ruled by the Doukai in Constantinople.

You can imagine my disappointment I'm not living there.

EDIT:

Also, I've just discovered I'm taller than Henry VII of Hohenstafuen, so I'm taller than my favourite king's son. YAY!
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fred79
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posted November 25, 2018 11:01 PM

Hey, i just knocked out 60 pushups at a go. Makes me want to exercise more.

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