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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted June 14, 2018 09:29 AM

Dear God

had to laugh at this one.

Researchers ask Americans what God looks like

So HC, what do you think God looks like? As for me, I'm quite sure God doesn't look like an ape.

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Drakon-Deus
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posted June 14, 2018 11:00 AM

Well, these days everyone imagines Morgan Freeman, but I'm quite fond of George Burns too.

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fred79
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posted June 14, 2018 12:43 PM

God looks most like the sun.

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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 14, 2018 12:54 PM

Morgan Freeman obviously.

Saw that link too, not sure if I'm more surprised or amused
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NoobX
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posted June 14, 2018 01:19 PM
Edited by NoobX at 13:20, 14 Jun 2018.

Get a basic understanding of metaphysics and you'll see how childish the idea of prescribing attributes to God is.  Unless, of course, you're not talking about a pagan deity, but that's beside the point.
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Tsar-ivor
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posted June 14, 2018 02:16 PM
Edited by Tsar-ivor at 14:17, 14 Jun 2018.

Like asking what does the matrix look like.
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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 14, 2018 02:20 PM

It is only human. People have trouble dealing with things they cannot quantify, label or picture.
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fred79
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posted June 14, 2018 02:46 PM

i don't.

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 14, 2018 04:42 PM

one time I thought I met God in my living room and he looked a lot like this:



He was eating some nuts or somesuch too.

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Dies_Irae
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posted June 14, 2018 07:31 PM



No contest.
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Celfious
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posted June 14, 2018 10:40 PM
Edited by Celfious at 22:41, 14 Jun 2018.

I simply wonder, does God wear pants?

I doubt it. Togas are so liberating...
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 15, 2018 02:10 AM

hmmm, looks like Ra takes steroids and spends 3 hours in the gym everybody

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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 15, 2018 10:05 AM

He is one fit bird.
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Tsar-ivor
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posted June 15, 2018 03:26 PM

He'd look better with a gag and a gimp suit imho
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Dies_Irae
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posted June 15, 2018 07:59 PM

friendofgunnar said:
hmmm, looks like Ra takes steroids and spends 3 hours in the gym everybody


Everyone needs a hobby .
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Kipshasz
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posted June 15, 2018 08:35 PM

Elvin said:
Morgan Freeman obviously.

Saw that link too, not sure if I'm more surprised or amused

False, he's obviously looking, and sounding like Christopher Lee.


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tSar-Ivor
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posted June 15, 2018 11:12 PM

More of a Sean Connery in my mind, that or a gypsy woman.
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artu
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posted June 15, 2018 11:18 PM

When I first heard about God at the age of three or four, there was this cartoon, the Barbapapas, I used to watch on TV. They were called Tontons in the dubbed Turkish version and they used to say “change Tonton” and were able to shapeshift into anything just like that. So, I thought such a creature “that can be everywhere at any time and is beyond all earthly qualities”  was certainly one of the Tontons.

I guess, three year old me makes more sense than most religious adults over there but then again, they are raised with the doctrine that god had a son and at the same time, that son is also god himself. So, who can blame them.
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Neraus
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posted June 15, 2018 11:56 PM

Good luck deciphering Dante's vision of God then, he saw God as three concentric circles of equal measure, of which the second mirrored the first and the third was spewing flames that connected the circles.

Tbh, that's probably the best description possible.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted June 16, 2018 12:04 AM
Edited by artu at 00:04, 16 Jun 2018.

Well, the times and conditions in which he lived, there was no way he could have dared to think outside of “trinity.” But, it is quite an elegant interpretation when you’re tied down by that, indeed.
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