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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Dear God
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted June 16, 2018 08:31 AM

Dies_Irae said:
friendofgunnar said:
hmmm, looks like Ra takes steroids and spends 3 hours in the gym everybody


Everyone needs a hobby .


I'd think he'd be more into god type stuff, like impregnating random things and ****ing around with various mortal's lives.

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Dies_Irae
Dies_Irae


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Careful, I'm contagious!
posted June 16, 2018 10:00 AM

friendofgunnar said:
Dies_Irae said:
friendofgunnar said:
hmmm, looks like Ra takes steroids and spends 3 hours in the gym everybody


Everyone needs a hobby .


I'd think he'd be more into god type stuff, like impregnating random things and ****ing around with various mortal's lives.





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friendofgunnar
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posted June 16, 2018 12:00 PM

lmao, Jupiter's got like 60 satellites and they still haven't run out of names of his spawn

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted June 16, 2018 12:10 PM

Shouldnt that “imao” be “iirc” though, that is not an opinion.
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Dies_Irae
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Careful, I'm contagious!
posted June 16, 2018 05:06 PM

artu said:
Shouldnt that “imao” be “iirc” though, that is not an opinion.


Pretty sure it's LMAO .
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fred79
fred79


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posted June 16, 2018 05:58 PM

Shouldn't it be "yolo"?

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Drakon-Deus
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posted June 16, 2018 06:04 PM


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fred79
fred79


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posted June 16, 2018 06:09 PM

I like how all their bathing suits make it look like they're just naked chicks with tanlines. They really knew how to market stuff back then.

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Moses
Moses

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posted July 07, 2018 06:23 PM

The chosen one.

The genes of the doll were explored by kidding with the doll, then the latest information was extracted by stabling the needles in it. If the duck waits until the genes have been explored, then it will experience a frightening and eternal nightmare, as far away from science fiction as one can come. It should consider leaving before it's too late. Once they have got the formula, it's too late and the doll will be placed in a cold and desolate place somewhere in the universe, even how extremely hard it is to imagine, THIS IS NOT SCIENCE FICTION, IT WILL HAPPEN. To leave before the doll is explored is absolutely necessary.

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Neraus
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posted July 07, 2018 06:49 PM

Nah, the solution is simple.

BURN IT AT THE STAKE!
DEUS VULT!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted July 07, 2018 06:55 PM

Moses said:


THIS IS NOT SCIENCE FICTION


I am a scientist, not a philosopher! I am not interested in death! The only thing that interests me is the preservation of LIFE!

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fred79
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posted July 07, 2018 06:57 PM

Moses said:
The chosen one.

The genes of the doll were explored by kidding with the doll, then the latest information was extracted by stabling the needles in it. If the duck waits until the genes have been explored, then it will experience a frightening and eternal nightmare, as far away from science fiction as one can come. It should consider leaving before it's too late. Once they have got the formula, it's too late and the doll will be placed in a cold and desolate place somewhere in the universe, even how extremely hard it is to imagine, THIS IS NOT SCIENCE FICTION, IT WILL HAPPEN. To leave before the doll is explored is absolutely necessary.


Hey, look! Hc now has a certifiable maniac! Wonder who they'll kill first?

Will it be:

1. Me, for pointing him out?


Stay tuned!

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MightyMage
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posted July 16, 2018 10:20 PM

This:



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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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