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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 10, 2018 06:37 PM

Skinke

A good


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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 10, 2018 06:39 PM

consuming this reduces your chances of becoming the following things by 100%:

Jihadi
Vegan
Liberal

FACT.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 10, 2018 06:58 PM

You forgot India, Kiphat

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 10, 2018 07:10 PM

nah, street poopers are alright.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Legendary Hero
Everywhere and nowhere
posted July 11, 2018 12:29 AM

Oh yeah, jambon rules.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 11, 2018 12:58 AM

Kipshasz said:
consuming this reduces your chances of becoming the following things by 100%:

Jihadi
Vegan
Liberal

FACT.


Are you saying liberals are vegan jihadis?
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 11, 2018 06:17 AM

Okay, I really want to hear speculations about this, you know how in IQ tests, they put shapes in front you and then ask which should be the next one, and as you advance in levels, the context becomes more and more abstract: How can the fourth word be India? How is Ghost thinking, what goes on in that labyrinth? Kipís context is ďHam is good, Jihadis, Vegans, Liberals suck, ham is so good, nobody eating it can suck like them because such delicous food cant associate with such suckiness, ham is real cool, others are opposingly full of BS.Ē But obviously, Ghost doesnt see such a pattern, he sees some other pattern and in that pattern, the next word is India. What is his pattern? Does he also think jihadis, vegans, liberals suck, and yet, India sucks so similarly it should be added to the list? Is it that simple? No, thatís not it, his comprehension is not politicized in a way to link the first three words like Kip did to begin with. So, what is it? What can it be? What is the meaning of life?
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Elvin
Elvin


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Alone in the Forest
posted July 11, 2018 07:49 AM

Consuming this reduces your chances of becoming an Indian. Yeah, sure.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 11, 2018 08:11 AM

Galaad said:
Kipshasz said:
consuming this reduces your chances of becoming the following things by 100%:

Jihadi
Vegan
Liberal

FACT.


Are you saying liberals are vegan jihadis?


Yes. they are violent, preach for islam(the most radical versions of it), use terrorism to achieve their goals and consume more soy than all the Free People of the People's Republic of China combined(which is a bloody lot of people as I've been told). So yeah, the vast majority of todays liberals are in fact vegan jihadists.


And yes my dear 40yo virgin kebab, HAM IS GOOD(but bacon is better). you should try it sometimes. Allah won't smite you for it, since you, allegedly, don't immerse yourself in religion.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 11, 2018 08:36 AM

Lol, virgin? You seem to be picking words as randomly or mysteriously as Ghost. I already eat ham, btw, got nothing against vegans who dont though.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 11, 2018 08:54 AM

I think we're all missing the point, the thing is that Kiphat is a pretty funny nickname.
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phoenix4ever
phoenix4ever


Supreme Hero
Heroes is love, Heroes is life
posted July 11, 2018 09:21 AM

Is it a danish skinke? It's not indian, I guess.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 11, 2018 09:39 AM

Not actually that random. You've hit your mid life, your still single, basically a career bachelor from what we've got from the info you shared here, so... conclusions made from buzzwords, assumptions, more buzzwords, and even more assumptions.

But then again starting a family with a kebab woman is basically a death wish, and a one way ticket to muslim extremism(There was one medieval battle, for some teritory in Syria IIRC, and there the kebab troops were pelted with stones by their own wives to keep on fighting or something). But I'm sure a blonde trophy wife is in your future, so keep the chin up.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Alone in the Forest
posted July 11, 2018 09:53 AM

Kipshasz said:
There was one medieval battle, for some teritory in Syria IIRC, and there the kebab troops were pelted with stones by their own wives to keep on fighting or something

Good to know your woman's got your back.
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 11, 2018 10:03 AM

Meh, I already had my blonde trophy wife, living together for two years is not much different than marriage, I had friends who divorced in shorter time. I even loved her madly. Pessimisticly tired and quite fed up about all those relationship burdens at the moment though. And dont you worry Kip, all my girlfriends from the past were non-religious, we have no shortage of non-muslims here, especially among women. Not all of them are eager to worship verses that say itís okay to hit them if they disobey.
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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted July 11, 2018 10:58 AM

Do turks have a hard "time" about blonds/blondes too? Because here men are totally obsessed about. Personally I am fond of the Spanish style, dark hair and eyes.  

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 11, 2018 07:56 PM

@Kip crazy stuff.

phoenix4ever said:
Is it a danish skinke? It's not indian, I guess.


It's the skinke from wikipedia, not sure it's a danish one. Why do you think it's not indian?
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 11, 2018 08:56 PM

There's a lot of crazy stuff throughout history.

Once a war nearly broke out because of a pig.
Hitler threw a hissy fit(one of many) over half a million geese shipment from Lithuania to Netherlands. But that had another context, as the government at the time (1935) had the balls to arrest and put some nazis on trial(things related to Memel region), while the rest of the world was cucked on that question.
Battle of Kircholm, where the swemalians were raped hard by a much lesser force. but that's a low hanging fruit there.
The world's largest prison colony becoming an actual state. That's crazy.
The French actually having a pure white flag as their national one, so it's not just a stupid WW2 joke.
Baltic tribe raiding the big bad vikings to a point that the scandies had to pray to their gods to stop them.
People actually thinking that Lenin was a good alternative to the Czardom.

Lots of stuff if you dig enough.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 11, 2018 09:14 PM

The Italian army held back the British during operation Crusader, outclassing even Rommel who would have been taken by surprise if not for the Italians.

But that's not actually that strange, the Italians have been slandered a lot for their performance in WW2, they were bad, but not that bad.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 13, 2018 09:19 PM


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