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Thread: You’re old? Get your arse back there! This thread is 8 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 · «PREV / NEXT»
Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted October 04, 2018 09:22 AM

fred79 said:
I'm the resident pizza nazi


How cute, a Yankee says he's a pizza nazi, go back and eat your pineapple pizza you mongrel.
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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 04, 2018 11:10 AM

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ITALIAN. HE LIES!

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 04, 2018 02:29 PM
Edited by Galatea at 14:46, 04 Oct 2018.

Hi fred! Your name sounds familiar.

Neraus said:
fred79 said:
I'm the resident pizza nazi


How cute, a Yankee says he's a pizza nazi, go back and eat your pineapple pizza you mongrel.


I like the 'the ruler of osm' more
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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted October 04, 2018 06:21 PM

Galatea said:

I like the 'the ruler of osm' more

No, sorry, that's me.
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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 05, 2018 12:51 AM

Corribus said:
Galatea said:

I like the 'the ruler of osm' more

No, sorry, that's me.


No, you're the Lord High Spanker Supreme of the osm.


Also, i rule the tavern, and i co-own the vw; and all shenanigans contained therein.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 05, 2018 01:39 AM

fred79 said:
Corribus said:
Galatea said:

I like the 'the ruler of osm' more

No, sorry, that's me.


No, you're the Lord High Spanker Supreme of the osm.


I can attest to that. The one-eyed dark AV and the word 'MODERATOR' below it scares me.


fred79 said:
Also, i rule the tavern, and i co-own the vw; and all shenanigans contained therein.


That's a lot! You looked like a mafia lord!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 05, 2018 01:41 AM

You might wanna stop flailing your nuts, fred.  Blizz will come and snatch them if you don't.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted October 05, 2018 09:31 AM

Galatea said:



fred79 said:
Also, i rule the tavern, and i co-own the vw; and all shenanigans contained therein.


That's a lot! You looked like a mafia lord!


And don't forget he's a pirate captain!

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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 05, 2018 01:41 PM

NoobX said:
You might wanna stop flailing your nuts, fred.  Blizz will come and snatch them if you don't.


Blizz is still in the brig. Why do you think he hasn't posted in so long?

*flicks blizz on the nose*

@ double-d: thank you, smee. Good form!

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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 05, 2018 01:46 PM

But not just ANY pirate captain... Note my custom status, and check my profile for the rest. If you're going to make hc great again, galatea, you should know who'll keelhaul you; should you step out of line.

HAW HAW HAW!

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 05, 2018 04:25 PM

Whoa fred! You have lots of title! I'm glad to see you can keep up with the load. And...what's a keelhaul?

Honestly, will HC be great again? I've learned it's pretty dead.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 05, 2018 06:12 PM

This is Keelhauled.

As for your second question... no, no it won't.
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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 05, 2018 09:04 PM

Galatea said:
Honestly, will HC be great again? I've learned it's pretty dead.


It can be done, certainly. But bums like geny'd rather whine than be part of the solution. You seem to have more pizazz than some of the other old heads; i'd say, with your help(and the others who'd rather help than whine), hc can be hooked up to a car battery to jitter and jive again. Just like the olden days. Supposedly.

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 05, 2018 09:18 PM

She just hasn't been here lately to see what's happening. I have. I can hardly sleep anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Don't put Rakija on pizza, you soyboy right-wing extremists!"
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 05, 2018 09:19 PM

Huh, now that I've said it out loud... I think I finally understand how ghost feels.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 05, 2018 11:01 PM

Putting rakija on pizza?  That's a waste of a fine alcoholic drink, I say.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted October 05, 2018 11:56 PM

Geny said:
I can hardly sleep anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Don't put Rakija on pizza, you soyboy right-wing extremists!"


Weird, we have the same night terrors. Only I target soyboy left-wing Anarcho-Stalinist-Marxist-Leninist-Maoists.
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fred79
fred79


Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 06, 2018 03:35 AM

@ galatea: don't let any of this negative blathering dissuade you from sticking around. Hc isn't dead; it's just that people don't post as often as they used to. What we need, is proper motivation. I'm thinking, a contest with prizes.

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted October 06, 2018 04:37 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 04:41, 06 Oct 2018.

A cock waving competition sould sound fun.

Also I've been absent lately cause I've been gettin baked, smoked enough herb to comatose a whole trbe of aborigines.
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted October 06, 2018 10:56 AM

It'd be kind of you, to tell us about the events of the time period when you thought HC was the greatest, please!

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