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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 12, 2018 06:43 PM

The thread of Kiphat

Kiphat rules the thread



A sunken ship means the little glass of whiskey sinks beer base, and then drink it. You get a very drunk, but Kiphat knows much better.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 12, 2018 07:14 PM

Sunken ship eh, here we just call it the drowned man (skenduolis, in Lithuanian), an it's usually either a shot of jaegermeister, three nines, or the miller's bitter.

For those that want to get hammered fast. Like at Mach-3 fast, at least.


Craft beers is where it's at however, or neat liquor. or liquor on the rocks.
Old Fashioned is the only acceptable cocktail for a proper self respecting man, the rest is for gays(colourful fruity drinks), frat boys and morons.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 12, 2018 10:34 PM

Kipshasz said:
the rest is for gays(colourful fruity drinks), frat boys and morons.


You forgot posers. And I'm saying that after trying my own share of other cocktails.

Funny anecdote, I went out drinking with my best friend and three French girls, they took some fruity crap, I took a Rusty Nail. I emasculated him in front of the girls he was teasing basically. lel.

I'll admit though poser or not, it's fun to tell the bartender "impress me", I just tell him to hold off on the fruity crap, then I let him have free rein.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Soli deo gloria
posted July 12, 2018 10:42 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 22:45, 12 Jul 2018.

Last time I had a coctail I was like, is that tiny dash of vodka all yer giving me?!

Should've seen the guy's face when I told him I want a full glass of whiskey after I had to drink his that rainbow juice of his (half a mind to just give it away, no alcohol and yer just drinking crap), he's like....we dont do that. I'm like okay, give me a drinking glass, now give me triple double shots of famous grouse, now was that so hard?

**** me, when did it become so hard to actually order drinks the way you want 'em, bad enough forking out so much cash for malted piss, at least let me bloody enjoy it jeez, snows. Gonna own a Western Saloon, they knew how to bloody do it.

Sure you could just buy a bottle of hooch and drink it at home, but the entire point of drinking is that you're not alone, but in company, besides Hungarians never drink alone, neither do the Ivans.
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"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets."

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 13, 2018 05:55 AM

tSar-Ivor said:
Last time I had a coctail I was like, is that tiny dash of vodka all yer giving me?!
[...] I'm like okay, give me a drinking glass, now give me triple double shots of famous grouse, now was that so hard?

Haha, wish I was there

And no, what's the point of drinking at home. Maybe a glass of wine to go with your meal but hitting the bottle alone just feels hollow. Alcohol times are meant to be shared!
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So you're saying.. the dead are rising from their graves?
Excellent! I need some target practice!

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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 13, 2018 02:18 PM

Neraus said:
it's fun to tell the bartender "impress me"


Reminds me of one time in Germany I asked a bartender to make me the most brutal shot he could. Well, he made me a 83% liquor and put loads of Tabasco in it.
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 13, 2018 02:26 PM

Neraus said:
Kipshasz said:
the rest is for gays(colourful fruity drinks), frat boys and morons.


You forgot posers.


says the two most male-posturing-to-throw-off-the-scent-of-being-actual-closet-buttpirates currently residing here at hc.



just so you know, a REAL man doesn't give a flying snow what someone else drinks. even if it's sperm; like you two "overly male so i'm not questioned on my sexuality" apparently guzzle by the gallon.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 13, 2018 07:51 PM

Silly Fredmuffin, always with your antics.

You want Corribus to give you spankies again?

Me and Neraus are rampant sex chads, while you can sit back there and drink daddy's milk if you so like. That's grade A cuckery by the way, reserved for soyboys.

You're not a soyboy now, aren't you?

Also, pineapple on pizza is bleeping disgusting.


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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 13, 2018 07:55 PM

Kipshasz said:
Also, pineapple on pizza is bleeping disgusting.


FACT.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
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Pizza Nazi
posted July 13, 2018 08:28 PM

Kipshasz said:
Also, pineapple on pizza is bleeping disgusting.




AMEN.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 13, 2018 08:35 PM

Neraus said:
AMEN.


DEUS VULT!
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He JVC taught us how to use skeletons. -Ghost

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 13, 2018 08:57 PM

DEUS INVICTUS!
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 14, 2018 05:22 AM

Lamer than lame comeback. Get gud, kippered snacks.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 14, 2018 01:20 PM



Hop (Humulus lupulus)

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 14, 2018 05:08 PM

Don't tempt me Fredmuffin. this will only end badly for you.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NimoStar
NimoStar


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Modding the Unmoddable
posted July 14, 2018 06:08 PM

Beer is only like 7 of alcohol, hardly a manly content.

Vodka with 36 is a manly drink.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 14, 2018 06:16 PM

NimoStar said:
Vodka with 36 is a manly drink.


Pfff, that's for little girls, try out Aetna's fire, it reaches up to 70!
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 14, 2018 06:43 PM

NimoStar said:
Beer is only like 7 of alcohol, hardly a manly content.

Vodka with 36 is a manly drink.

wrong. Vodka has to have at least 40% alcohol,otherwise it's garbage for western weaklings who pass out after two shots.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 14, 2018 07:58 PM

All this smack-talking has got my cheeks all rosey red. And i think i like it.

@ kip: lay it on me. baby.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 16, 2018 08:28 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boilermaker_(beer_cocktail)

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