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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Lets be millionaires for real this time.
Thread: Lets be millionaires for real this time.
Celfious
Celfious


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posted July 29, 2018 04:37 PM
Edited by Celfious at 16:38, 29 Jul 2018.

Lets be millionaires for real this time.

Everyone has the potential to become a millionaire unless they are soon to expire. Anyone! Everyone with a glimmer of freedom has this potential. it is undeniable by sheer logic, and the order of all things.

I have invented the steering wheel television.
Why should the passengers be the ones who get to watch movies and video while we are the ones driving! We are doing all the work and it is so boring. We should be able to choose which movies to watch also. It's our car and unless we are getting paid to drive people around we deserve reprieve.

A 20 minute ride to work? Let me throw on a few youtube videos. A cross country transit can be very boring without..
***The Steering Wheel Television!!!***

I'd like to watch I am Legend with Will Smith. Even passengers would agree.

Please support my ideas and donate by calling 555-TV DRIVE
I will pay you back with millions HC wide.

Thank you for your time.

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 29, 2018 04:46 PM

And the tv could also serve as the airbag? I totally endorse this product. I'll start glueing ads in the backs of bibles and other religious texts right now!

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 29, 2018 04:56 PM

Been there, done that.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted August 06, 2018 07:48 AM

Wish I had one of these.


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"And the human slew the beast and it entered into Beliar's realm."

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 06, 2018 07:51 AM

Ooh. But I don't watch tv
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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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育碧是白痴
posted August 06, 2018 09:57 AM

Pfft... Been there done that


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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 06, 2018 10:08 AM

My economic studies have made me very wary of banknotes with many zeros.
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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


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育碧是白痴
posted August 06, 2018 10:15 AM

Tell that to leaders of Yugoslavia

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