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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: How God hides them
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Moses
Moses

Tavern Dweller
posted August 10, 2018 04:10 AM

How God hides them

When the boy opened his mouth, the boy said something that really just fell out, but the Lord intervened and turned the words of the boy into something intelligent. Suddenly, the boy spoke "the adult language" that aroused the interest of the old. When the boy talked with an intelligent tone without being aware of it, the adults no longer analyzed the words of the boy as something that accidentally fell out but something that the boy had planned to say. Thus, the lord prevented the boy from revealing his thoughts. The adults would normally analyze the words of the boy as an accident, but now they analyzed it as if the boy was very intelligent.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


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Kreegan-atheist
posted August 10, 2018 07:54 AM

Well... I guess it was a matter of time to invent the Gospelbot...

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 09:37 AM

Impossible.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 10:13 AM

What does God need with a starship ?

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted August 10, 2018 10:39 AM

Does Moses qualifies as HC celebrity?

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 11:12 AM

First we must conclude whether he's a bot or not.  

Harhar, "bot or not"
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 10, 2018 05:18 PM
Edited by Trogdor at 17:22, 10 Aug 2018.

frostymuaddib said:
Does Moses qualifies as HC celebrity?


Depends on the Moses. Could be the ABC killer posting this from his prison cell for all I know. I even checked his location and it came up nothing.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 10, 2018 05:47 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
What does God need with a starship ?


By mucking around in all those alien believer forums, I've come across a theory, more than once or twice, that Jesus is an alien warlord fighting for safety of Earth.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 10, 2018 06:33 PM

Welcome to HC, Moses! Don't swear! Mod does penalty you! HC'ers mock novice and noob.

Are you girl? I'm Ju-Jitsu, heroes pro what I support Eagle Eye, etc I have a orange hairs Other VW'ers are noob, but ok

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted August 10, 2018 06:41 PM

Kipshasz said:
By mucking around in all those alien believer forums, I've come across a theory, more than once or twice, that Jesus is an alien warlord fighting for safety of Earth.


Did they ever meet up with this bloke?


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Moses
Moses

Tavern Dweller
posted August 10, 2018 07:36 PM

How does God encourage children to accept it?

When the children were done in bed and they could finally run away from it, they did not have any kind of comfort. That's when God intervened, and he taught the child about the life of Jesus. God told the child that the life of Jesus began humbly and ended up very badly.

When the child learned this from God, the child realized what model God had created for the child. The child immediately realized that what was happening in the bed was that bit that ended up badly, just as Jesus' life also ended up in a bad way, thus accepting the situation.

God told the child to look up to his son and the life he lived, one should be humble in the beginning and then one should accept that it will be a bit difficult at the end.

When the children went through a hard time in bed, they were encouraged to have Jesus as a role model to look up to, to help the children accept the situation.

None of the children could resist such a powerful indoctrination that they would learn to look up to suffering. But they immediately learned that it was normal, because God had pinned Jesus into the clouds where every child could see him. And whatever the children could see, they learned from and they became.

Immediately the children saw that the life of Jesus began humbly but ended badly, they also understood what to do if someone was to hurt them while they were in bed.

There was only one thing to do, it was to look at it as a blessing instead of a curse, because in the end, Jesus' suffering ended with blessing.

The children finally got calm with their situation when they saw that Jesus (The role model) also had a bad end and they did not talk about the situation in public anymore.

If any of the children still talked about it in public, a "helper" would be sent immediately by the lord to assist the child by telling the child that it had to learn to forgive rather than to talk about it in public, If, however, the child said life was too difficult with the situation, the helper would encourage the child to look up to the next life.

The children learned quickly that the next life would be amazing and they accepted the bribe of forgiveness and about looking up to the next life in exchange for not talking about it and forgiving.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
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posted August 10, 2018 09:29 PM

What is "it"?

Can you understand us?

Do you register our means of cummunication?

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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted August 10, 2018 09:35 PM

from his last post, it sounds absolutely like he's trying to excuse the priests who molest kids, and not only that, but to threaten them with death if they tell anyone what happened to them...

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 10:17 PM

NoobX said:


cummunication






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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted August 10, 2018 10:22 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 23:51, 10 Aug 2018.

Quote:
When the children were done in bed and they could finally run away from it, they did not have any kind of comfort. That's when God intervened, and he taught the child about the life of Jesus. God told the child that the life of Jesus began humbly and ended up very badly.


Not to mention the sore ass, guess the children had it just as rough as Jesus.

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If any of the children still talked about it in public, a "helper" would be sent immediately by the lord to assist the child by telling the child that it had to learn to forgive rather than to talk about it in public, If, however, the child said life was too difficult with the situation, the helper would encourage the child to look up to the next life.



And this is possibly the worst advice for a child, just bend over and take it, don't speak about the abuse and do not seek help and if it gets real bad, well there's always the next life.
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Stevie
Stevie


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Undefeatable Hero
posted August 10, 2018 10:37 PM

What a wholesome Christian experience today on Heroes Community, fills me with such joy.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 10:40 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
NoobX said:


cummunication







I didn't even see that
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted August 11, 2018 06:37 AM
Edited by fred79 at 06:42, 11 Aug 2018.

Stevie said:
What a wholesome Christian experience today on Heroes Community, fills me with such joy.


Fear not, child of light. Santan has marked mosey down as a naughty boy. And after santan has had his fill of christmas shenanigans at mosey's house, he will fill his empty sack with that naughty boy; and take him to santan's lair. Which is 1,000 miles beneath the north pole. Yay, rejoice, and ho ho ho!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
posted August 11, 2018 11:58 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 17:33, 11 Aug 2018.

Moses has not answered my question. What does God need with a starship?

@Kip: sounds like a decent idea for a story. But safety from what exactly ? Other aliens ?

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Moses
Moses

Tavern Dweller
posted August 12, 2018 12:22 PM

How he escapes the verdict

When the lord had finished being with the child, the people wondered why the child was depressed for no reason.

That's when the Lord was concerned and he whispered in the ears of the people and he told them to be bad to the child, and people were bad to the child.

After they had mistreated the child, there was a reason for the child's depression after all, that was when the Lord escaped the verdict and instead people were accused of the child's depression.

When the Lord is finished with the children and they run away from the bed, that is when the Lord has to create a "public version" for the child's depression.

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