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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: How Santa Hides Them
Thread: How Santa Hides Them
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 10, 2018 10:42 PM

How Santa Hides Them

First he comes down the chimney, then he puts them under the tree.

Then he shags their mum.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted August 11, 2018 06:29 AM

You've been a naughty boy this year, noobx! Ho ho ho! Tell your mum i want her cookies tonight! I'm bringing the milk! Ho ho ho!

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 11, 2018 09:04 AM

Much better thread. Philosophy has a lot of correction

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 11, 2018 10:03 AM
Edited by NoobX at 10:03, 11 Aug 2018.

fred79 said:
You've been a naughty boy this year, noobx!

Only a hot cougar can say that to me.  Then she presents herself, and I give her my candy cane and say: "Ho, ho, ho!"  

Meanwhile you get a one way trip to Guantanamo for trespassing on my property.
How can that be?, you might be tempted to ask.  Well, it's simple, I bribe people with rakija and have them ship off certain individuals who I find... unwelcome.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted August 11, 2018 10:07 AM

But, your mum runs your household. She told me so. Afterward.

Btw, she caught you peeking in the doorway. Oedipus complex much? Ho ho ho!

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted August 11, 2018 12:06 PM

fred79 said:
But, your mum runs your household. She told me so. Afterward.

Btw, she caught you peeking in the doorway. Oedipus complex much? Ho ho ho!

I believe you're talking with a wrong person here, mayne.

None of that has transpired.  I am a philosopher and I aim to bring forth the truth.  That is not the truth, what you claim.
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fred79
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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted August 11, 2018 03:27 PM

You say that like i'm the father of christmas lies, or something. Santan does not approve of your slander, you naughty boy.

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NoobX
NoobX


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posted August 11, 2018 03:49 PM

HARDER, DADDY!
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