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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: armchair psychology
Thread: armchair psychology
fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted September 26, 2018 07:56 PM
Edited by fred79 at 19:57, 26 Sep 2018.

armchair psychology

itt, we help each other like we're professionals or something. celfious'll be helped first.

*begin serious face*

celfious, it appears that a lack of self-control on your part is originating from a very large hole in your psyche; of which you are trying to fill. i recommend filling that hole with less drugs, and more recreational sex and junk food. secondly, i will give you a series of tasks to keep you occupied:

your first task will be to paint a face around the eye that's painted close to where you live, and to post an image of your work once you're done. following these steps i will set before you is the only way you will be able to come to terms with your self-control issues.

*end serious face*

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Celfious
Celfious


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posted September 27, 2018 07:41 AM
Edited by Celfious at 08:07, 27 Sep 2018.

ill go to church too thanks lol

Can you believe this lady told me if I went to church on Sundays god would curse my life. I am needing aid due to where I am at spiritually, and geographically and her 10 people congregation saying they are in the only 144,000 who God will let into heaven, and ** the rest of humanity for they will burn because they didnt worship on saturdays.

Like I really need this ? Anyways... I'll vandalize this eye someway somehow by Christmas.

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markkur
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Once upon a time
posted September 27, 2018 01:51 PM

Celfious said:
Can you believe this lady told me if I went to church on Sundays god would curse my life. I am needing aid due to where I am at spiritually, and geographically and her 10 people congregation saying they are in the only 144,000 who God will let into heaven, and ** the rest of humanity for they will burn because they didnt worship on saturdays.


Sounds like 7th-day Adventist dogmatic-death.

Fire-back...from the Gospel of Mark

"And Christ was passing on the sabbath through the grain fields, and his disciples began to make their way, picking heads of grain. 2:24And the Pharisees said to him, See what they do on the sabbath, which it is not lawful to do. 2:25And he said to them, Have you never read what David did, when he had need, and was hungry? both he and those with him? 2:26How he entered into the house of God under Abiathar the chief priest, and eat the show bread, which it was not lawful to eat, except for the priests, and gave also to them that were with him?

2:27And he said to them, The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath; 2:28so that the Son of man is Lord even of the sabbath.

6 3:1And he entered again into the synagogue, and there was a man there having a withered hand. 3:2And they watched him [to see] if he would cure him on the sabbath, that they might accuse him. 3:3And he said to the man having the withered hand, Arise in the midst. 3:4And he said to them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? And they were silent. 3:5And looking around on them in anger, being grieved at the hardness of their hearts, he said to the man, Stretch out your hand. And he stretched it out, and his hand was restored. 3:6And the Pharisees went out immediately with the Herodians, and took counsel against him to kill him."


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fred79
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posted September 27, 2018 02:18 PM

Damn, JC just couldn't catch a break. Always surrounded by douchebags snowing snow up. Hey! I can relate to that! Me and JC, peas in the same pod!

And speaking of that...

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fred79
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posted September 27, 2018 02:31 PM

Celfious said:




That fence sure looks flammable. It'd be a shame if some... *ahem* FIRE got on it. I mean, as your armchair psychiatrist, i recommend... facing what is bothering you... You could either FACE the fear of the eye, or you could remove the foundations holding the eye. Your choice, celf.

Btw, by the choice you make, i'll be able to discern if you will have further need of my counsel.

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Drakon-Deus
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posted September 27, 2018 02:37 PM

Smee! Smee! What about Smee? Smee's me! What about me? I ask for some professional help too, captain.

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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 28, 2018 08:28 AM

Celfious said:
Can you believe this lady told me if I went to church on Sundays god would curse my life. I am needing aid due to where I am at spiritually, and geographically and her 10 people congregation saying they are in the only 144,000 who God will let into heaven, and ** the rest of humanity for they will burn because they didnt worship on saturdays.

Like I really need this ? Anyways... I'll vandalize this eye someway somehow by Christmas.

Holy crap. Does that mean that you are the most normal person in the neighbourhood?
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markkur
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Once upon a time
posted September 29, 2018 05:17 PM

fred79 said:
Damn, JC just couldn't catch a break. Always surrounded by douchebags snowing snow up. Hey! I can relate to that! Me and JC, peas in the same pod!

Then there are...three, maybe 4...at the very least.

Now dons my personal "Braveheart-blue-face" and yells...Freedom!

Make it Great my cantankerous amigo...anyway you can.

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Galaad
Galaad

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posted September 29, 2018 05:39 PM
Edited by Galaad at 17:39, 29 Sep 2018.

fred79 said:
i recommend filling that hole with less drugs, and more recreational sex and junk food.


Sex yes, junk food no. Sex and GOOD food is the real deal.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted September 29, 2018 07:00 PM

From memory! Pussy and food are the second best for you. But you are disabled hole in hospital, I tell you what? A drug helps you. A doctor gives a drug to you. I mean medicinal. It after sex and food. Keep from memory.

Drugg Drugggg DRUG!

SEXXX FOODDD sex food

Computer games e.g. car [sport]

I ate drugs in three years, I'm still working No psychosis came anything, and I still use a drug. Illusion is history.

Your turn!

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fred79
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posted October 01, 2018 03:49 AM

Galaad said:
fred79 said:
i recommend filling that hole with less drugs, and more recreational sex and junk food.


Sex yes, junk food no. Sex and GOOD food is the real deal.


Where did you get your degree, you hack? Phoenix online?

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