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Ghost
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posted February 22, 2019 03:11 PM |
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The Bible and evolutionism
I wrote book in about 21 years ago. Funny reading book. I take a little piece. What I wrote.
In Noah's time, the God decided and lost to mankind for the Flood on earth. It got Noah and his 8 people built a ark in 300 cubit lenght, 50 cubit width and 30 cubit height. Genesis 6:13-16. Different species of animals that happened to each other are mated. Genesis 6:18-20. The Flood appeared and destroyed on the world and stopped for the Flood. Then people and animals got out of the ark. Is it true? Imagine a little that in the world mammals are known to number 4675, more unknown species is 1885 still birds of 9200 species while the unknown species was 3200, so still other species of animals. How did/would it fit into the ark? What about food? When the God said to take food with. Genesis 6:21. The ark would be in relation to a really small is an example: elephants, rhinos and giraffes were great animals. How could the ark fit well with overload?
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AlHazin
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posted February 22, 2019 03:20 PM |
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He only took two of each, so I guess they can fit pretty well. We don't have the dimensions of ark as well Ghost.
I wanna read that book lol
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Trogdor
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posted February 22, 2019 04:30 PM |
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Try telling that to the rabbits on board. Noah ain't gonna stand a chance.
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AnkVaati
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posted February 22, 2019 10:18 PM |
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The real story is actually way better. Was the planet Theia that collided with the earth and set in motion the events that gave us life on Earth. And part of her we can still see watching over us every night (the Moon). Theia. Our mother. <3 Not the bloodthirsty desert demon Yahwe in his cruelty and torturous savagery.
#PantheismFTW
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Neraus
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posted February 22, 2019 11:06 PM |
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No, no, no, you got it all wrong. We are not the natives of this world, we descend from the Klohux expeditionary force that came from the other arm of the galaxy, the natives of this world were amazed by the uncanny resemblance that we had to them, hence the confusion that many populations have had for centuries. Our kind was the one depicted as the seed bringers, as before our coming Earth was a barren planet, during the millennias of our colonization efforts Earth grew as a splendid garden suitable for our species. Some kind of chimp eventually evolved to be similar to us, and they even managed to build some kind of primitive society, but ultimately died to a plague carried by one of our seed pods.
Too bad the anomaly 5001-B in the center of the galaxy destroyed all of our means of communications, and we had to resort to more primal ways of survival.
And it's annoying when people forget that our species used to span the galaxy and confuse themselves with these primitive chimps, who worshipped the soil and us.
Guys, we need to head back home, stop it with all this Earth-bound nonsense.
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friendofgunnar
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posted February 23, 2019 07:48 AM |
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lmao at AnkVaati's post
Yahweh originally had a wife name Asherah but the early Jewish alt right wrote her out of the story. True story.
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Trogdor
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posted February 23, 2019 03:55 PM |
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And this is what HC has been reduced to; a bloody mess disguised as the lovechild of the Church of Scientology and the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors conceived with some Raelian DNA thrown in for good measure. Everywhere you look there's gonna be some nutjob ranting about what's happening to the extraterrestrial buddies of that guy who used to be in Blink-182.
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artu
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posted February 23, 2019 05:17 PM |
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Well, the story doesnt go a pair of each but 7 pair of clean ones and a pair of unclean ones. I guess, clean means “kosher to eat in jewish tradition” so we can assume most animals were unclean, and then there are the ones that are not heterosexual to begin with which are not mentioned at all, (gee, it’s almost like they didnt know about microscopic animals back in those times!) but if we dont get stuck on these details, it is 8.7 million species, minus the ones that live in sea already, which would be roughly 6.5 million x 2. 13 million body count. Must be a hell of a boat for one man to build.
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fred79
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posted February 23, 2019 06:57 PM |
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god is an all-powerful alien ball of light. true story.
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