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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks
Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 51 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 47 48 49 50 51 · NEXT»
Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted March 08, 2019 02:10 AM
Edited by Celfious at 02:20, 08 Mar 2019.

We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks

Hahaha but no really. I'm not possessive or clingy or controlling or stalky but I still wig the tweaker girls out. Like all they want is s to meone with a wallet anyways. But this one has a boyfriend in jail right and I obviously put myself out there ad not a shady liar type so she'll bang anyone else which is what it is I don't care. I'm fine.

I m fine roflmbao

Hahahaha SERIOUS PART
All I know for 20 + years are party squads and recovering 12 step people and I'm not giving enough **** to stay sober for 23 months all regular and alone because I have to be a version of self considered fixed or "recovered."

I call bull*****.

So how do I get a consideration from a regular stoner chick that not on blush:t all trying to steal my phone?

Beer minimum has been the start of every association I have had since middle school. And I'm now middle aged I'm an old***man now.

**** it I'll just go get several stacks if paper and ave choices.
Because mynporn history is about off check for 9 months now I mean.. Everything in this world is so damn empty I guess the only equate in my life in my eyes is God oriented. God led me not Satan. Satan is scarred to follow me because if what a punkche looks like after things I've. Brought up
Hide in a bush with a knife or be geared up to ambush an unawares white boy

Aaaa USED TO BE A CRACKER
THRN I CALL IT IM A SALTINE
TIL THE DAY A PRICE ON MY HEAD
I BECAMEB

A grahm cracker.

That's right y'all. I'm a gram cracker and proud **** yes. Anyone want to tazes me for 20 bucks?


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monere
monere


Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
posted March 08, 2019 06:09 AM

1) girls are always creepier than guys, but they hide it better
2) no matter how well you behave a girl will still call you creep if she doesn't like you. They have this bad habit of quickly... no, instantly labeling you the worst that you could be labeled if you don't make a good impression on them within seconds

My advice? Don't stress about it. Most of the people are not creeps, even though many women call them creeps. Just be polite and well mannered and if she calls you creep dump her. She's not worth your time

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bloodsucker
bloodsucker


Legendary Hero
posted March 08, 2019 01:28 PM

I see you have been playing other games, you pervert.
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monere
monere


Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
posted March 08, 2019 02:42 PM

talking to me bloodsucker?

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 08, 2019 07:22 PM

Got a T-shirt with this printed on:



Went out to a rocker's club/pub, had a girl approach me and she complimented my taste.  We shared a few words before a gig started.  So, all you need is something to provide an excuse for someone to start a conversation and you're set.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 08, 2019 08:11 PM

Ok do you want nubility, pussymate (no love), gf or mate?

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verriker
verriker


Honorable
Legendary Hero
We don't need another 'eroes
posted March 09, 2019 12:14 AM

april cannot come soon enough to wipe this **** cheers lol
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kesteh12
kesteh12

Tavern Dweller
posted March 09, 2019 05:33 AM

Sensual Predators

Watch out! There's always danger! Have a dog handy to protect you!
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted March 12, 2019 11:12 PM

You're 40 years old Celfious.  Why are you still calling them chicks?

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted March 14, 2019 02:39 AM

Internet is therapy for me.
I'm calling them chick's because they aren't here to assess if this is professional relationship or whatevever.

I'm good for public correction so everyone can learn or at least laugh at my mistakes etc

Can anyone sell patents or patent here plz I'm not trying to respond compensatively but the thread is chaos though every spark has its direction in motion left right etc etc


Exit light
But never land sang by a Rockstar is exit right in aisian riht.

Either way pm me plz to just sell ideas mechanical methodical etc

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 14, 2019 06:42 AM

>be me, neckbeard fascist history nerd of ripe age 27
>still manlier and alpha then BlizzardSoyBoy and Darth Soygdor combined
>be married for almost six years
>tfw I didn't need any bullcrap to get women
>tfw I never chased stacies that didn't had anything in common with me
>tfw when a perfect wife material just landed on my lap.
>tfw it is mutual.



see you all later virgins.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted March 14, 2019 06:57 AM


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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted March 25, 2019 07:21 AM

Elvin said:



Ah, I see that this old comic about me is still floating around. I approve of this.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 04, 2019 12:58 AM

I'd really need to learn, suddenly I found a really fine lass that I can't ignore, imagine that I can't even attend lecture without feeling an heart ache every time I see her smile.

I even got around to drawing her without thinking too much.
Funnily a friend of mine thinks it's cute, weeellll... If the lass in question likes me she'll find it cute will she not? Otherwise it's creep territory.


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ANTUDO

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 04, 2019 07:00 AM

Creep, definitely.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 04, 2019 09:47 AM

Don't be hasty, we still need to determine if she likes me first, for now I'm still a Schroedinger's creep.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.

ANTUDO

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 04, 2019 10:16 AM

Goddammit, Neraus, this isn't an anime, it doesn't work like that
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted April 04, 2019 11:08 AM

Neraus said:
Funnily a friend of mine thinks it's cute, weeellll... If the lass in question likes me she'll find it cute will she not? Otherwise it's creep territory.


So you have to do it. The plot of the anime won't advance otherwise. You drew her, that's just a sincere display of interest. If she finds it creepy, that would tell more about her than anything. Like, lacking maturity and understanding, proving she's undeserving of you. She would be her own judge. There's no reason to hesitate. Just do it.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 04, 2019 11:31 AM

I'd do that, but suddenly my childhood friend messaged me and asked me out for a walk in the park, at the same time a girl that always treated me badly asked me to come to the other side of the city to talk... In the same day.

What do?
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ANTUDO

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted April 04, 2019 12:04 PM

Your anime has suddenly developed into a harem. Gotta catch 'em all.
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