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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 04, 2019 05:12 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 17:13, 04 Jun 2019.


"...I just decided to go, uh, you know, full Master and change my whole entire house into a dungeon..."

Van Darkholme
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 04, 2019 05:21 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
Ghost said:
Size isn't matter!


Indeed, size isn't matter, it's a concept that allows humans to construct a frame of reference for the study of their surroundings.

Ghost said:
 And you don't know how to kiss.


But I do know how to love, and that is the only thing which matters.

@Maurice

Yeah, I did say she's a **** ***** ****. Got a problem?!

@Count

Yes, I do. Why does HC display only a limited amount of Unicode characters?

*Val uneasily stares away*

Stop lurking as a guest, mage!

The Count


Confirmed. Elvin is the Count. Ya done screwed yourself, elvie-boy.

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 04, 2019 05:23 PM

Dungeon means BI cave. Oddy can't be happy, because he requires/demands 100% gay. A sexy wordböök 1,1 by Ghost Over 5000 words. You can copy and to paste your notepad, good Count.

Drug & Alcohol slang isn't coming. Has happened my hard disk drive went broken. I can't do it again.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 04, 2019 05:57 PM



@Elvin

Is it that obvious?

ELVIN The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 04, 2019 06:35 PM

Well if Galatea is a Dark Elf Mistress and is the head of her house, I know who I am siding with.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 04, 2019 07:27 PM

I'll be siding with the HC Gestapo, whose main goal is to fight against such abominations like spiders and , ugh, stinking dark elves!

The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 04, 2019 07:33 PM

Yup. Definitely joining Galatea.
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted June 04, 2019 09:19 PM

Dark elves have the twin powers of Goth and Edge. This makes them the undisputed masters of the underdark, even if the beholders and sapphire dragons grumble and grump about it. So clearly Galatea has both the sex appeal and raw power on her side.

Count has crack, tho. Which can make him do crazy things.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted June 04, 2019 11:24 PM

Galatea did foreshadow a Dark Elvin but I never thought it would be the Count. Or did I?
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 04, 2019 11:50 PM

Elvin we know the Count is your alt.
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted June 05, 2019 08:50 AM

I mean... I don't know that. But I'm pretty sure everyone is Val's alt at this point, that Val is just a hyper-self-aware bot, and that he's just messing with me. I can feeeeeeeeel it.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 05, 2019 06:22 PM

I don't think that I am Val.

Oh no.....have I become self aware?
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 05, 2019 06:36 PM

Dark Elves and Liches? Zombies? Undead? are allies.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 06, 2019 04:24 AM

Galatea said:
Dark Elves and Liches? Zombies? Undead? are allies.


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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 06, 2019 07:59 AM

Is there some central website that supplies you all these gay gifs?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted June 06, 2019 11:41 AM



Neraus, any updates

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 06, 2019 06:38 PM

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted June 06, 2019 07:02 PM

Oh look, El Conte Bazooka malfunctioned again.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 06, 2019 07:40 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 19:41, 06 Jun 2019.

fred79 said:
Is there some central website that supplies you all these gay gifs?
Yeah its called gifsforgays.gov
You have to register and then one of their agents will come to your house to confirm that you are indeed gay.
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 06, 2019 09:38 PM

As a taxpayer, i have to say, i don't know if that money was well spent.

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