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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 14, 2019 09:23 PM

4 years is not much. But the impression she gives is a bit thoterish.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted June 14, 2019 09:50 PM

She definitely gives off that vibe, after all I already talked about the profile pic situation (and guess what, she reserved the same kind of filter to her best friend, so, the friend hypothesis suddenly became much likelier). Plus the nature of the initial conversation and the general thing that if she breathes she a thot.

Thing is, she's a possible goth gf who's into cosplay, she knows Japanese and enjoys the fine art of dirty jokes. So... I'm conflicted and at the same time I want to give it my all. Capisce?
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 14, 2019 09:56 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 22:25, 14 Jun 2019.

Capisco. You should probably at least try... I mean, what's there to lose? But I don't think that a random person on the Internets should be the one telling you how to live your live, so I'll just shut up.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 14, 2019 11:48 PM

I'm using my phone currently, so I can't write a long reply, but don't fall for that mate.  Those kind of girls are attention seekers most of the time, flying the alt-nation flag to distinguish themselves from the "regular" bunch.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 14, 2019 11:53 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 23:53, 14 Jun 2019.


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted June 15, 2019 01:31 AM

The only time I went on a date with a girl we just talked, there wasn't much chemistry and so there was no second time.

That was about 7 years ago. I wonder when will I have my second date. Lol.

So, yeah. There were a few online experiences as well, with flirts, fake profiles and the like. Still nothing.

I carry on, with hope, faith, and a little bit of luck.






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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 15, 2019 01:43 AM

Hope and faith is nice and all, but it won't do much.  If you want it, you will go and get it.

A good place to go out, a couple of shots and the rest simply happens if you allow it to.  That is the way
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted June 15, 2019 01:59 AM

I don't enjoy alcohol that much (unlike you it seems ) and even if I did I'm still quite timid around women in real life. I even tried going to nightclubs a few times, not my thing.

So, "go and get it" sounds simple, but not quite.




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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 15, 2019 03:03 AM


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted June 15, 2019 02:59 PM

@Drakon

The thing is... Go and get it is the most effective way to gather an interest, the trick is to go in the places you are most comfortable in, this is probably the most important thing, I can't for the life of me pick up women randomly online or in nightclubs, and I have a pretty poor record in learning environments. However, conventions, friendly meetings, and this sort of things usually end up with me either having a good time or even getting a number or two (or even a bunch of them, if only I wasn't the usual mono-concentrated), and in our local comicon especially I have quite the success, if only this translated to success over time, heck, if I had more confidence in my looks I could even get easy one night stands in these places (which doesn't actually interest me, but you know, extreme examples are useful to prove a point.)

My being single is due to me being absolutely dense and extremely bad at keeping a relationship up, plus I'm more attracted to my bed than to random thots, so it might happen that I'd turn off certain offers.

So, the cliche advice is actually pretty good, as long as there is a time and a place for you to actually apply them, being yourself is useless when you're around radically different people, but hang out with somebody similar and you might make an effect. Same goes to hanging out in places, if you're not the type to hang out in bars, nightclubs or the sort, you ain't gonna gain anything more than a crumbling friendship of sorts if you're lucky.

Yay, I'm giving relationship advice as a single guy lol
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 15, 2019 03:29 PM

Most married/in relationship guys don't have time to post here anyways, so you are the closest we can get to a HC sex guru.

The Count

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted June 15, 2019 03:35 PM

I think that's good advice. I'll keep this in mind, Neraus. Thanks!

And the Count is right, you have my approval as a sex guru.


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 15, 2019 08:56 PM

I wouldn't call him a sex guru. Mainly because it seems like he isn't getting any very often.

A relationship guru would probably be a better title.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 16, 2019 03:56 PM

It would have been rather insensitive, had he admitted that he had already shagged all our moms Kakyoin style.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 16, 2019 08:16 PM

My mom is dead. So I guess we now know that Neraus is a necrophile.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 16, 2019 10:41 PM



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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted July 13, 2019 08:20 PM

Neraus where are you? Have you forsaken us?
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted July 14, 2019 08:27 PM

Fear not brother, for my love for you all is stronger than anything I could feel for a woman as it seems.

Basically, back on the drawing board, I have exams (it seems as if I'm constantly having exams... And systematically not studying for them) and drawing girl at this point vanished from my life, it seems as if my previous failure with her couldn't be repaired. I did see her some weeks ago but we had a very brief exchange so...

Coincidentally the hitter is having the time of her life traveling the Mediterranean, she apparently doesn't give a damn about exams.
The shy one has now a quite annoying boyfriend, kinda my fault for friend-zoning her, but alas, it would have been just a convenience thing so... not that bummed about it.

Turns out the stalker got ran over while I was crossing a street, I was in hurry tho, and realized it much afterwards what happened, so... Didn't really see her, but I guess she was the victim.

The loli turned out to have a nerdy boyfriend, and it seems as if at the time they were in a bit of a cafuffle so... Apparently I got caught in the crossfire, because I'm that better (she still wants to be in touch, even if she's back with him). I actually met with her today for a little cosplay walk in the park and I... Kind of yet again failed to complete mine, this time due to a huge mistake in gluing the pieces of the helmet that destroyed my will and time. But still, I met a fine group of cultured gentlemen and now they all want to meet again some other time. Yay, I finally have friends.

So now my priority is passing this next bloody exam and getting my cosplay done, so that I can finally enter the weeb trash club in full.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted July 15, 2019 03:22 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 03:23, 15 Jul 2019.

This is a lot of information to digest. So much information.

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and drawing girl at this point vanished from my life, it seems as if my previous failure with her couldn't be repaired.
What was the error that you made again? Please remind me sensei.

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Turns out the stalker got ran over while I was crossing a street, I was in hurry tho, and realized it much afterwards what happened, so... Didn't really see her, but I guess she was the victim.
Okay...WHAT?!?! Jesus Christ Neraus that's quite the bomb to drop. I'm assuming she is dead?

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So now my priority is passing this next bloody exam and getting my cosplay done, so that I can finally enter the weeb trash club in full.
It's good to have goals

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Coincidentally the hitter is having the time of her life traveling the Mediterranean
Looks like the Dominatrix is the only one left for you
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted July 15, 2019 07:39 AM

Neraus said:
plus I'm more attracted to my bed than to random thots

What if.. you invited said thots to your bed?

Neraus said:
Turns out the stalker got ran over while I was crossing a street, I was in hurry tho, and realized it much afterwards what happened, so...

Damn. Is she ok?

Neraus said:
The loli [...]

You really ARE an anime protagonist!

Neraus said:
Here's the bad part, turns out there was a guy in her profile pic

That doesn't necessarily mean anything you know. It is suggestive but could well be a friend or she just liked that picture and wanted something new for her profile. Don't get discouraged by what ifs and maybes.
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