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Neraus
Promising
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posted July 15, 2019 09:48 AM |
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Lolis are a common occurrence here in Sicily, the legal kind I mean, I had two of them in my class.
Anyway, the funny thing is that the loli's boyfriend wasn't even the guy in the original pic, to make things eeeeeeeven more confusing, funnily yesterday me and some other dudes joked around yesterday saying that for that night she was single, and that we weren't doing anything illegal because she was actually 500 years old. You know, weeb trash stuff
The error I made was not messaging drawing girl immediately, and instead waiting a week, not only that, I was a bit too cold in my approach so kind of squandered that there.
And as much as I'd like to know if the stalker is alright I can't know, with all not knowing her name and stuff.
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ANTUDO
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 01, 2019 03:53 PM |
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Ocelot is hungry for updates.
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Oddball13579
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posted August 01, 2019 09:31 PM |
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How adorable.
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 03, 2019 09:45 AM |
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I be working. It's summer, what do you expect? Despite the stereotype we Sicilians are more hardworking than the Lombards, who, despite the Italian stereotype are in turn more hardworking than the bloody Germans.
And you know why is that? Half of Sicily migrated to the north and worked their ass off in the industries, more than the northerners to gain a semblance of acceptance and live a decent life that is more difficult to afford up there.
Ok little rant aside, summer jobs are keeping everybody apart, especially me and the hitter who now are in two different cities, more correctly she's in the city working as an "advertiser", I'm helping my parents in our rural pharmacy, plus I have to care for a peacock that surprisingly acts like a rooster.
Technically the childhood friend is here, but I'm busy working and there is so little to do that I prefer just chilling out in my garden, and that's that, she kinda visits me sometimes, but she also has to help at home, grape farming involves the whole family indeed.
And drawing girl has vanished, we'll get to know more only in October, in the meantime I'll practice my drawing skills.
Wow, the cast has diminished.
Btw, my little sister is quite happy here, she likes the peacock and spends a lot of time chilling while I'm peeling labels and filling prescriptions like a machine. She's also happy I'm not going out, weird...
Oh, technically I'm still keeping up my adulterous relationship with the teen, because why the hell not, there's actually a little event later in the month for cosplayers and I kinda have fixed my own, so... When I'm free I'll kinda finish it and go.
Because cosplayer booty is best booty. (Actually not, they are even more vapid than the average female, there is not a pure embarrassed weebina that enjoys a costume, plus they're all posers who enjoy western cartoons. HERETICS)
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ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 03, 2019 10:27 AM |
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>Germans
>hard working
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 03, 2019 03:07 PM |
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Neraus said:
She's also happy I'm not going out, weird...
Film it.
Neraus said:
plus I have to care for a peacock that surprisingly acts like a rooster.
That's right, a peacock is just like your average cock but bigger, meaner and more handsome. Evidently, they are also more mentally obstructed than weeabos and can be as delusional at times. Put a mirror or another reflective surface somewhere in your garden and soon you'll be privy to a very real, completely legal and quite exciting cockfight.
Neraus said:
Wow, the cast has diminished.
The Count
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted August 03, 2019 04:31 PM |
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Neraus said:
She's also happy I'm not going out, weird...
She just doesn't like sharing 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 05:28 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 17:28, 03 Aug 2019.
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This thread is turning from /adv material to /b.
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 03, 2019 06:09 PM |
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Nooooo, what gave you that impression?
*Deletes pages long post about drugging tourists, coaxing young traps into making sex-tapes with well endowed midgets dressed as Stalin, tales of incest with four cousins all at once and bedding my best friend's father*
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 03, 2019 06:47 PM |
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NoobX said:
This thread is turning from /adv material to /b.
how can this be a bad thing? that stuff is hilarious.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 07:30 PM |
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Didn't say it was bad 
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Oddball13579
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posted August 03, 2019 09:45 PM |
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Why does Neraus always seem to have at least some comparison between other nationalities in his posts. Are Sicilians just naturally insecure and comparative? 
Neraus said:
a peacock that surprisingly acts like a rooster.
Peacocks are just flamboyant roosters. Incredibly vain too. Like Count said, put a mirror in front of it. You'd get treated to a real show.
Working at your families pharmacy sounds like it can be entertaining on its own. So at least you are kept busy for the summer.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 09:56 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Why does Neraus always seem to have at least some comparison between other nationalities in his posts. Are Sicilians just naturally insecure and comparative?
Nationalism is his thing, just like rakija is mine. Speaking of which, you should try to find some. I'd reckon there's someone in Canada that can get you a good ol' fashioned plum.
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 03, 2019 10:00 PM |
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NoobX said:
just like rakija is mine. Speaking of which, you should try to find some.
I feel as though I should mention that I have no idea what rakija is, and have spent my time on HC in fear of asking in case I was bombarded by angry men like Iran was bombarded by the US.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 10:16 PM |
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It is the lifeblood of any South Slav.
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Oddball13579
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posted August 03, 2019 10:31 PM |
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Ahhh I see.
Well my lifeblood of course is none other than maple syrup, vodka, and poutine.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 03, 2019 10:39 PM |
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What's Canadian vodka like? Could you recommend some brands? I might stumble upon them one day.
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 04, 2019 12:21 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Why does Neraus always seem to have at least some comparison between other nationalities in his posts. Are Sicilians just naturally insecure and comparative?
Actually yes, it's a learned reflex of getting your teeth kicked in and being treated like human garbage for 200 years while your kinsmen in power prefer chilling out instead of fighting for you.
Add that we are almost a forgotten culture by this point and that if somebody knows that Sicilians are a thing they immediately jump to Vito Corleone and we kinda always have to explain that we are actually one of the best peoples in Italy (and so of the world)
Ironically the same happens with Italians themselves, which becomes even more ironic when I start defending Italy, despite them being the source of all our woes in modernity.
We are the modern Scots, with less kilts and claymores and more evading taxes.
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ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
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posted August 04, 2019 01:02 AM |
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Instead of claymores you should have said knives. Iirc that's why they would wear kilts, to hide more knives on their bodies.
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 04, 2019 09:18 AM |
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Are you telling me Braveheart was lying to me all along!? 
Besides, we already have lots of knives, we even have an entire martial art dedicated to the knife, not only that, we use pretty pretty long knives, look up the liccasapuni, some are even basically pocket short swords.
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