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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted August 04, 2019 07:47 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 19:48, 04 Aug 2019.

@NoobX Honestly I haven't really tried Canadian vodka. I usually just go for Grey Goose. But Crystal Head vodka is supposedly very good. Its bottle design is literally a crystal skull. And there's Iceberg vodka. Which gets its name from the fact that its produced from water harvested from actual icebergs off the coast of Newfoundland. Both of these vodkas are produced in Newfoundland and Labrador.

@Neraus I think you mean "pocket machetes"
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted August 04, 2019 08:10 PM

Weeell... Kind of, but they are much thinner than a machete you see, it's actually pretty scary to imagine one of those piercing you since not only is it long, but it's also thin enough to easily go through 'till the hilt.

Oh by the way, did I mention we also use them to cut soap? And before fighting they're greased with soap? Turns out soap makes wounds much more difficult to heal.

We are a funny bunch.
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Oddball13579
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posted August 04, 2019 08:15 PM

Neraus said:
Turns out soap makes wounds much more difficult to heal.
That is an incredibly odd fact. And I wonder why that is? What about soap makes wounds difficult to heal?
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Neraus
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posted August 04, 2019 08:22 PM
Edited by Neraus at 20:23, 04 Aug 2019.

That's mostly a folktale, though what isn't a folktale is that garlic will do that to a wound, since garlic can make your blood much thinner, thus preventing coagulation.

And yes, we fought with knives with garlic, that also happened.

If I had to give some kind of explanation about soap, I'd say it doesn't allow the layer of scar tissue to form correctly, thus keeping the wound open for longer.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted August 04, 2019 08:22 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 20:24, 04 Aug 2019.

Lol, Crystal head vodka.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 04, 2019 08:40 PM

Oddball13579 said:
@NoobX Honestly I haven't really tried Canadian vodka. I usually just go for Grey Goose. But Crystal Head vodka is supposedly very good. Its bottle design is literally a crystal skull. And there's Iceberg vodka. Which gets its name from the fact that its produced from water harvested from actual icebergs off the coast of Newfoundland. Both of these vodkas are produced in Newfoundland and Labrador.


Ah, yes, Crystal Head vodka...

That Iceberg looks really cool, though.  Will, definitely get it if I can find it somewhere around here
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Oddball13579
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posted August 04, 2019 08:43 PM

I didn't know that about garlic either.

I mean I would think having a soapy blade would prevent any chance on infection. The soap might stop the clotting cascade from activating or it might interrupt it. I honestly could not find anything on Google about it. All I got was "how to properly clean wounds" and other such results.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted August 16, 2019 03:17 AM

Time to get this thread back on track...


Never having a girlfriend means I also don't have any "ex". Yay.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted August 16, 2019 08:57 PM

So... I've been thinking... Are traps gay?

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Neraus
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posted August 16, 2019 10:03 PM

Depends, did you ask the trap first?
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted August 16, 2019 10:30 PM



I dunno, seems pretty gay to me.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted August 16, 2019 11:13 PM

Still depends, does the trap bed a man or a woman? Does the trap have a feminine penis or not? You can't just post a trap at a urinal to pass judgement you bigot.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 17, 2019 03:51 AM

Ah, yes, a true philosophical question here.

Traps are bi.

/thread
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 17, 2019 04:38 AM
Edited by Ghost at 04:41, 17 Aug 2019.

I don't understand why men like woman with her penis. I read that someone justified anus didn't pay extra. Do you know extra price about real woman?

But dirty, HIV, disabled being appears in the magazine, etc in the future. I've seen porn***, for example.

Think about tobacco in restaurant. Ok if you found porn site. You want be straight. You're sex racist. Because user sends material, you reject them. They make a complaint about you. People don't want tobacco in restaurant.

Easy creates tobacco shop. Example of straightofcount.com, and then no users material. Only risky income willn't come.

Fact is a fact.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted August 17, 2019 01:18 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 13:18, 17 Aug 2019.

@Ghost



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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 17, 2019 04:09 PM

Why anime is always beautiful girls? Are Asians better than us? Hitler supported Japan.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 17, 2019 04:37 PM

"Girls"
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pain relief cream seller
posted August 17, 2019 04:54 PM

In Japan everyone is so attractive that even men are hot girls.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted August 17, 2019 05:11 PM

Neraus said:
In Japan everyone is so attractive that even men are hot girls.


Lol, that reminds me. Some time ago I was chatting with a female friend on Fb, and I mentioned that I like the Japanese people. And she said something along the lines of "I don't like them, they're ugly"

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted August 17, 2019 08:49 PM

Neraus said:
feminine penis
Wtf is a feminine penis
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