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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 02:34 PM |
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Grease up your arse for that sweet sweet jail-loving you gonna get 
Anyway, how the hell did it happen, man?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted September 13, 2019 03:07 PM |
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 13, 2019 03:18 PM |
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 Neraus said:
Can't talk, am in jail.
Protect them junies man.
Also don't eat any candy you find on your bed's pillow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 13, 2019 07:34 PM |
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Lol who falls for jailbait now a days?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 07:37 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Lol who falls for jailbait now a days?
Guilty as charged.
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Ghost said:
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 13, 2019 07:40 PM |
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I guess you guys are just blinded by your "southern" heads
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 08:00 PM |
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Dude, it's not my fault I can't distinguish a 16 year old form an 18 year old! They are all genetically modified!!
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 13, 2019 08:08 PM |
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Sounds to me like you are just weak.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 08:12 PM |
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How so?
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Ghost said:
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 13, 2019 08:40 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Sounds to me like you are just weak.
that's pretty rich from a peoplekind of trudeaustan.
Long has passed the time of the burly maple syrup flavored whiskey chugging canuck lumberjack.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 13, 2019 08:42 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Neraus said:
Can't talk, am in jail.
Protect them junies man.
Also don't eat any candy you find on your bed's pillow.
Don't worry, got a cousin protection, gonna be out sooner than you think.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 08:49 PM |
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So, you've got ties with the Sicilian mafia, too? What else are you hiding from us, Neraus?
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Ghost said:
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 13, 2019 08:54 PM |
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Edited by Neraus at 20:59, 13 Sep 2019.
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NoobX said:
Anyway, how the hell did it happen, man?
Aww, don't make me ruin the joke, nothing happened, I was kept away from comicons by exams and family, so I couldn't even get PERFECTLY LEGAL underage action even if I wanted to.
People talk about America the land of the free, we are truly free for we get to shag fourteen year old girls without problems. (Unless you're related, a teacher or have any coercitive power over her, then you're a PoS that will rot in jail.)
Anyway, I'll stop being an hermit come October. (Or maybe sooner)
NoobX said:
So, you've got ties with the Sicilian mafia, too? What else are you hiding from us, Neraus?
I think I once mentioned I'm related to a former top politician of Sicily that got accused of dealings with the mafia.
If the police is reading this thread, that is of course me joking, I never had personal dealings nor ties with the mafia.
I'd personally fight them.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 13, 2019 10:16 PM |
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Blue balls, mate...
I'll keep sharing my stories as things happen, but people keep telling me about the most interesting parts and how they come to pass wayyy after I'm capable of remembering them. Like this one time I apparently dry humped my friend's ass while he was bent over. I don't remember that ****! I even dread to imagine how that looked
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 13, 2019 11:06 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Oddball13579 said:
Sounds to me like you are just weak.
that's pretty rich from a peoplekind of trudeaustan.
Long has passed the time of the burly maple syrup flavored whiskey chugging canuck lumberjack.
Lol I didn't vote for him.
I'm not that easy to prvoke Kip, like Blizz is. Besides, it's not like I want to be here anyway. World's too broken and corrupt for my tastes.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 20, 2019 02:01 AM |
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Ok, our series got a short episode.
Today was the day of a long awaited exam that drained me of my will to live, mostly because I found the subject boring and the teacher detestable, so I had trouble studying for more than an hour in a day. So I had to cram everything in two days. Well that didn't actually work, but there was an extension, so I got the chance and... Crammed everything in three days. Well, that's an improvement, but still highly stressful and inefficient. So, I study 'till midnight and decide to sleep properly, my brain doesn't have my same plans however, and instead of actually sleeping it starts rehearsing everything, great you might say, at least you're ready for tomorrow. Too bad I couldn't sleep until 3 AM and had to get up at 7 and a half AM. Turns out I even got up earlier, fun part? I already slept less the day before...
The exam comes, and I pass with high grades, at least for once I can brag about my big brain allowing my laziness and idiocy to go unchecked, so that's a plus, but I was kinda tired, buuuut... Dishes are dirty, gotta take the laundry and gotta clean the floor, then eat and then...
My family got invited to the wedding of a family friend's daughter, personally I kinda hate going to weddings, not because I'm a seething bachelor, but rather because they are long ceremonies, fluffed to no end with no regards to proper Roman Catholic Latin Holy Liturgy, further elongated by the customary wait for the bride, and today... We waited almost an hour for the bride... But okay, sleep deprived right? Sneak a nap during the mass? What the hell do you think I am? Some kind of heretic? So yeah, let's endure, patiently sit through and act accordingly (though sleep deprivation does ruin your response times, which brought hilarious minor gaffes).
Ok, so now we have to go to the venue, sleep during the little trip? Good idea! Now let me check my phone and try to avoid root detection...
No sleep yet, and we're at the venue, I'm following my parents around since, as always, it's either people I don't know or people I don't remember, because you know, most of my parents social life stopped 20 years ago, so I'm remembered as a friggin' child.
And to make things worse, remember that cute girl you eyed? She's now married, even earlier than the current bride, or... Remember her? Now she got uglier, or... Don't remember her at all, but somehow you met someone that now is like one of those stereotypical Sicilian ladies that you see in Montalbano (which is basically a step up from Spanish hotties), too bad... She's got company.
Dammit, as always I'm not only the youngest, but it's to the degree that any female guests are already at that age.
Well... Enter the sisters, now, these two didn't even meet me as a child, which I guess it's a plus, at least there's less potential for an awkward conversation, buuut... They're kinda distant so it's a bit of an uphill battle.
But your hero is ready to fight, but turns out there's a friend of their with the same name that monopolises the conversation, and our hero... Kinda wants to nap.
Plus he's been drinking wine since he got to the venue, despite being highly resistant sleepiness and alcohol... Have that little effect of just wanting to lie down. But then... A light trepasses the clouds, a ray of hope illuminates the room, talking about uni, finally something to interject and prove my worth.
Hells yeah, the cuter little sister is looking at me, we're talking about common places, possibilities of meeting, and... Time for the desserts, please everybody come to the main hall.
Well dammit, kinda brought that conversation to an abrupt end. So at least we got a feeling, so let's see if we meet again in the chaos and chat a little while, what's this? An old woman from another family wants to talk? I guess I can do that. Tbh, I kind of love old women, they somehow always shower you with affection, even if you're not related, they always have wise things to say and... Brain, did you forget you were hooking up with someone? LOOK FOR HER!
Oh there she is let's...
AND NOW TIME FOR THE DANCES.
Well dammit, my feet hurt, I've got my mother's bag and don't feel like throwing myself on the stage... Unless... Wait, someone's coming here.
What you sayin? The cuter sister actually wanted to either invite her father or the father of the bride to dance? Well, I guess it's normal you could... OH LAWD SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU SMILING. Well, we got something to do.
But first... Nap.
Well, that was anticlimatic, I got distracted for a minute and it's already time to go home. Oh. Kinda ruined my chances there eh?
Silver lining? We said we were gonna meet somewhere sometime. Too bad yours truly did his usual rookie mistake of not getting that friggin' nber. Because the place got so loud and he was such in a hurry that such an important thing felt... Out of place.
And that's for a sleep deprived wedding. Next up is the beach episode OVA, since the studio didn't feel the show would sell if it got on the live air version.
Cue the ED
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted September 20, 2019 04:32 AM |
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Can I get a TLDR version please?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted September 20, 2019 08:34 AM |
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Neraus stayed up late yet again, despite his severe sleeping deprivation.
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted September 20, 2019 08:57 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Can I get a TLDR version please?
Sleep deprived due to a night of outmost fun and relax to avoid exam stress.
Then didn't sleep the night before the exam.
Then had an exam, that I passed, yay.
Then I had a wedding, but couldn't sleep in any crack of time.
Then I met a lot of very old acquaintances
Then one had a pretty cute sister
Then I sort started making moves
Then my brain shut down before actually doing something important
And now I'm left with just the hope of meeting her at uni.
Also, kinda went still late to bed, but at least I woke up later.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted September 20, 2019 09:17 AM |
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yea, I heard that weddings are a good occasion to meet someone.
Too bad I was never invited.
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