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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 51 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 29 30 31 32 33 ... 40 50 51 · «PREV / NEXT»
Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 07, 2019 07:38 PM

Btw, didn't mention classes are starting again.

And you know what that means...

Drawing girl was happy to see me.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 07, 2019 08:35 PM


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted October 10, 2019 11:56 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 00:38, 11 Oct 2019.

Short update:

Things are going better and better for us.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 11, 2019 12:26 AM

I sincerely hope it's not a minor update
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Drakon-Deus
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posted October 11, 2019 12:31 AM

NoobX said:
I sincerely hope it's not a minor update


I meant minor because I'm not going into details. Maybe I should have said short update.

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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 11, 2019 12:34 AM

I don't know, man, this thread has been nothing but minor updates
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Drakon-Deus
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posted October 11, 2019 12:34 AM

NoobX said:
I don't know, man, this thread has been nothing but minor updates


If you want the longer story, I can HCM you.
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 11, 2019 01:20 AM

No need man, share it with everyone when you're comfortable.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted October 11, 2019 05:31 AM

Good.

Neraus, you take it from here.
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Neraus
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posted October 11, 2019 08:01 AM

NoobX said:
I don't know, man, this thread has been nothing but minor updates


It's hard to keep a series going, don't you know?

I had a bad summer, what can I say?
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 11, 2019 12:42 PM


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 11, 2019 04:28 PM

Oh. Oh. OH. OH! AHHHHHHH!
I gedit nao. You're talking abo *sirens blaring in the distance*

I ought to stop posting late at night on sleep deprivation.
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 11, 2019 05:39 PM

Bingo was his name-o.
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 20, 2019 06:03 PM

Fate conspired to arrange a meeting.

In an expected unexpected twist, while returning to Uni, guess who got on the bus? And guess who sat beside her?
Indeed, our hero met the girl of his drawings again, and this time she was "forced" to stay with him.

Thus the trip went... Not as smoothly as he wanted, she is indeed an highly defended bastion, entertaining herself with musicians during most of the trip. But pleasantries were exchanged, smiles were exchanged, and yes, the embarrassment of our hero was palpable, but he defended himself quite valiantly, indeed, he didn't leave his prey until the very last, when an underground stop forced their separation.

Thus, there are now more doubts than certainties, many questions left to answer and our hero left with a sense of confusion the encounter.
For once, an unassailable fortress showed signs of weakness, his rhetoric finally met with some timid questions instead of the usual silence of similar fortifications, some curiosity for the life of this uncommon man.

And so our hero now remains with a single certainty, he will met her tomorrow, perhaps he shall talk to her again, the wall finally being weakened, or perhaps he shall be repelled once more.

Btw, when asked if I should tie my hair or leave it free, she answered that if I had any doubts I should cut them. She clearly doesn't know who she's dealing with.
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 20, 2019 07:34 PM

Never cut your hair.  That was one of my biggest mistakes.
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 20, 2019 07:40 PM

I look like a Viking or a Samurai when I tie my hair, so I'm definitely keeping them.
Plus I have thick vigorous hair that is the envy of half the women I know, especially my mother, who is baffled at how I have much better hair than her.

That suggestion was surely in jest, after all it was just to provoke me a little, everyone likes them better this way.
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 20, 2019 11:21 PM

I have a messy shrub of a hairstyle at the moment, but in a few months, maybe four or five, it will grow to be a majestic mane that shall be the envy of all.  Hopefully I won't just say "**** it" and cut it for the fourth time.
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Therefore I am
posted October 21, 2019 05:43 PM

Knot in a hair? Why not nig hair? And Neraus is a hippie! I recommend short hair like me.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 21, 2019 06:16 PM

Long hair is a must if you can pull it off, people say I look good with it, I'm sticking to it.

I'm definitely not using headbands tho, nor am I keeping it scruffy, I'm a medieval nobleman of Norman extraction, not some working class gender studies major of the past generations.
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 22, 2019 10:49 PM



Dazed And Confused is one of the best movies ever
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