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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted November 03, 2019 10:03 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Did you really?
I posted a picture of my girlfriend on the page, didn't I? What else could I have done?
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted November 03, 2019 10:15 PM |
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted November 03, 2019 11:12 PM |
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Yo, times are tough man.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted November 05, 2019 10:33 PM |
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Today I've been told by a cutie that I look older than my age, and she's older than me. I guess she was just being impolite, plus she insisted I joined some kind of pharmaceutical cult/freemason lodge.
Rude.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted November 28, 2019 08:46 PM |
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SOS if anyone sees Count please send him to the Glade.
Once again he up and disappears.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted November 28, 2019 11:51 PM |
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Is it rape if she likes it?
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted November 29, 2019 01:12 PM |
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The law says that if her pupils turn into hearts it's not rape.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted November 30, 2019 12:21 AM |
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 06, 2019 10:50 AM |
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I know an update is long awaited, unfortunately things have been going on a downward spiral in regards to the female persuasion.
Well, first, childhood friend... Sees me as a friend, on a "drunken" stupor I "accidentally" confessed my "love", well, she was the drunk one, yet she was sane enough not to cave in. I mean, I don't blame her, she knows me, I know her, we ain't too much couple material, but... Hey, sometimes a man ought to find consolation, so...
Poor lass, I probably hurt her with that, she told me she felt like a replacement.
Then, the hitter. She now goes to uni in Turin, so... Things have gone cold, for reference I'm the Soviet Union, she's the US, don't really like what she's up to up there, so another front closed.
The stalker probably thought I was too dangerous for her, I don't blame her, two months in an hospital only to see that I went on vacation and returned two months later.
My step sister, who I insist is not related by blood, got a boyfriend, maybe just to spite me, dunno why I'm telling you this, it's unrelated.
The loli still clings to her boyfriend, despite insisting to see me, but since she's old enough to... But not old enough to drive and I'm a lazy ass, well, we didn't meet anymore. Also, I think that having served time in custody definitely didn't help.
And finally, drawing girl. Well. Now, if disappointment had a face it would be mine. We finally had a talk, and boy. She's uninteresting, generic and bland, cute face yeah, cute voice but... There's not that much behind it. Funniest part is that I'm now almost a friend to her friends. We have to share a bus ride sometimes, and I don't look forward to it anymore...
Well.
Ok, there's a... Positive? Turns out I'm the rage for online females, no I'm not talking about those in the adverts, turns out that in chatrooms of online games I'm considered a very interesting guy, and almost scor... Wait. Do I have to take a 48h flight just to meet them?
Well, bloody internet, turns out the most interesting females (and even cutest) are on another bloody continent, thus making any effort almost null until I get a stable income... yay...
And then you have to throw away caution and a snowload of time to meet somebody that you were probably too lazy to seek in your own land.
Well. Almost.
The female world is difficult indeed.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 06, 2019 12:12 PM |
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I told you to drop the drawing girl, but did you listen?
Oh no!
Well, time to hit the road Neraus. We're going to Northern Italy.
*cue the generic college rom-com movie theme song*
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 06, 2019 12:19 PM |
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But who's gonna drive? I'm half asleep most of the time and I believe you're drunk half the time.
Well, time to meet grand grand grand grand grand grand grand etc etc grandpa Hrolfr.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 06, 2019 12:59 PM |
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Neraus said:
But who's gonna drive? I'm half asleep most of the time and I believe you're drunk half the time.
The perfect duo, don't you think? We can also take Count to be the token Russian guy.
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Well, time to meet grand grand grand grand grand grand grand etc etc grandpa Hrolfr.
The sequel.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 06, 2019 01:28 PM |
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I'm in, let's go, we'll take the highway of the sun!
But first, the Salerno-Reggio Calabria, oh boy, that's going the be fun.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 06, 2019 01:51 PM |
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We're set then! Grab the food and I'll grab the rakija.
ROAD TRIP!!!
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted December 06, 2019 04:47 PM |
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News: Now I don't have just a girlfriend, I have a logodnica. Fiancee.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted December 06, 2019 05:30 PM |
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You prison pussy? You should feel the owner.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 06, 2019 08:12 PM |
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Drakon-Deus said:
News: Now I don't have just a girlfriend, I have a logodnica. Fiancee.
Boy, you work fast.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 07, 2019 08:51 PM |
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Story time nerds.
On this one discord I'm at, we have a brit. not a scotsman, so isn't Remoaner Verriker, sadly, as this would've .
The brit is a uni student nerd. lives with a nurgle champion and two girls. is a massive sperging cuck tho.
So, one of his housemates (not the nurglite) was single.
we on the discord, spent like 4-5 months coaching him into at least going the friends with benefits route. best bit is, the girl herself wanted it, as according to the reports of the brit, she showered him with free food, and at one point straight up offered the goods.
He cucked out, and is or should I say was, trying to get together with the OG target's friend. who bailed, because he muttered that he's voting tory on Thursday. Or something like that.
TL;DR, we tried to help a bongoloid who didn't want any help.
well, at least we coached him into dressing more properly, so that was something. that and a lot of sperg sessions and trolling came out of it, even involving 4chan, although nothing major on that front, because all the bots are still in ebonyposting phase.
So on a scale from cuck to chad, you guys are not so pathetic in here. Keep on trying kings, you can do it.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 07, 2019 09:07 PM |
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Considering I have a thread with 100 pages worth of discussion dedicated to the topic one would rightfully assume it would bear fruit in the end.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted December 08, 2019 02:58 AM |
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NoobX said:
Considering I have a thread with 100 pages worth of discussion dedicated......
Are you sure that's a good thing?
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This thread is pages long: 
