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Wyrmlord
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posted December 19, 2019 06:37 PM |
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 19, 2019 07:11 PM |
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I like you already 
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted December 19, 2019 08:38 PM |
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That reminds me of that one time I was three and sexually harassed my cousin's 18 year old girlfriend. She was wearing such a slu*ty outfit I got excited, snuck under her skirt and burried my face into her p*ssy. Softest one I've felt on my face to this day. Consequently it is the only one I've had to this day, as I've been forbidden to approach any representative of the opposite sex for 39 years by court order.
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 19, 2019 10:01 PM |
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Oh you count, curious baby! It's sad your cousin was such a snow about it, it's obvious the girl came immediately in contact with you!
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 19, 2019 10:16 PM |
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monere
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
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posted December 19, 2019 10:19 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
can you handle this cringe?
this was pretty much the highest the girl went for the britcuck I've coached. no kidding.
no pussy is better than bad pussy 
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Kipshasz
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posted December 19, 2019 10:22 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 22:35, 19 Dec 2019.
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for a britgirl, she was a solid 7 out of 10. with nice round titties and everything. face is passable.
the guy in question is a balding 20+ something ginger doofus.
So either she was that desperate, looking for a weak man to mould into her toy, or the whole state of the UK is a bleeping bloody joke and a case study of cuckery of the highest order.
Also press "F" for the Count lads. they had cucked a chad from a very early age.
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted December 19, 2019 11:33 PM |
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Damn Noob that cringe was even worse
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 24, 2019 06:39 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
can you handle this cringe?
this was pretty much the highest the girl went for the britcuck I've coached. no kidding.
Shame.
Shame.
SHAME!
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted January 06, 2020 10:50 AM |
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My new year resolution is getting to be with my fiancee. And it's gonna take moneeeeeeeey, a whole lot of spending money, to do it right child.
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted January 16, 2020 09:30 PM |
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What's the gang been up to as of late?
The Count
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 16, 2020 09:42 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 21:43, 16 Jan 2020.
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Chasing minors away.
That sounded way less creepy in my head.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 16, 2020 10:45 PM |
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Might as well do a greentext while we're at it.
>be me
>medium length hair
>clean shave
>am 21
>actually look like ~18
>go out
>gig in the club
>gotta go for good music
>cognac from 15 years ago before going out
>cheap beer
>drink lots
>4 hours and n-bottles of beer later
>finally sit down to catch my breath
>girl approaches
>half my size
>probably high school freshman
>"Crazy night?"
>out of breath
>reply with a nod
>"You need mouth-to-mouth"
>my eyes widen
>excusemoi.jpeg
>"Oh, no! You need immediate medical attention!"
>she leans in
>quickly back off
>almost fall off the chair
>she makes an angry face
>"You think I'm not good enough for a senior?!"
>get up
>literally towering her
>"Senior? I graduated effin high school three years ago!"
>"You're lying!"
>gesture her to go away
>she gives me a middle finger and walks away
>should've brought a club to the club
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 17, 2020 05:47 AM |
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OOOOF
Jailbait avoided lol
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 17, 2020 11:05 AM |
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Yeah, man, world's gone crazy 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 17, 2020 12:41 PM |
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Damn, you're a chick magnet
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 17, 2020 01:16 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 13:22, 17 Jan 2020.
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Does this look like the face of a man who is proud of it?
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted January 17, 2020 01:50 PM |
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^ Looks like a human Simba face to me. 
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 18, 2020 12:04 AM |
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Damn Noobie is a little hottie
Also I was just avoided some major jailbait myself. Like my god
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 18, 2020 12:18 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Damn Noobie is a little hottie
Are you hitting on me right now? 
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Also I was just avoided some major jailbait myself. Like my god
Story, please!!
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