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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 23 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 ... 19 20 21 22 23 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


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posted April 14, 2019 03:43 PM

Neraus said:
The dominatrix, if you're referring to the hitter is netiher goth nor big tiddy, she only is useful for verbal abuse.

How did that start, though?  I'm really curious as to why you would even maintain contact with someone like that.  Is she also one of your childhood friends?  An ex-classmate?  

Neraus said:
I mean, I could fall in love with the stalker if she had those characteristics, if I knew who she is.

Easy.  Set up a hidden camera, go on another date with the Dominatrix and wait for the next letter.  Simple plan, what could go wrong?

Neraus said:
Still, girl in the drawing, she's the main priority right now.

The one you actually have the least contact with?  Come on, man, that's no good!  She seems like the most bland of the bunch.
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Neraus
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posted April 14, 2019 03:51 PM

Hidden cameras are not an option, I live in an apartment, so putting a camera if discovered would get me in far more trouble than it's worth, I could meet the hitter again, but I'm not really in the mood, plus exams, plus bad health, plus bad weather.
She was basically a random encounter, she went to the same high school as me, but we never talked until a field trip, though things kept quiet at the time since I already had a "sweet heart", by chance now the hitter goes to the same university as me (in terms of the larger institution).

Anyway, how can you not love somebody you've already drawn and is shrouded in mystery? She's really gorgeous... And she's cute... And she has a big smile... And she has assets... And she's beautiful.

Did I mention she looks fine?

Btw, I'm probably going to see the shy girl tomorrow, since we have a deadline for Organic chemistry work.
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artu
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posted April 14, 2019 04:11 PM

My time machine works! We’re back to Men talk about girls thread. Anybody got plutonium for my flux capacitor?
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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 04:38 PM
Edited by NoobX at 16:39, 14 Apr 2019.

Neraus said:
Hidden cameras are not an option, I live in an apartment, so putting a camera if discovered would get me in far more trouble than it's worth, I could meet the hitter again, but I'm not really in the mood, plus exams, plus bad health, plus bad weather.

excuses.com

Neraus said:
She was basically a random encounter, she went to the same high school as me, but we never talked until a field trip, though things kept quiet at the time since I already had a "sweet heart", by chance now the hitter goes to the same university as me (in terms of the larger institution).

And she just takes a swing at you every now and then?  Surely there must be a reason for that (unless she is into you and doesn't have a way to express herself, so she resorts to violent outburst to get your attention, but you stay clueless so the cycle repeats ad nauseum)

Neraus said:
Anyway, how can you not love somebody you've already drawn and is shrouded in mystery? She's really gorgeous... And she's cute... And she has a big smile... And she has assets... And she's beautiful.

Did I mention she looks fine?

Liking a girl for her looks is not love, mate.  You should know that by now.  Also, those "mysterious" types are more trouble than they're worth.

Neraus said:
Btw, I'm probably going to see the shy girl tomorrow, since we have a deadline for Orgasmic chemistry work.


Fixed it.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 09:13 PM

NoobX said:
Oh, no.  The whole BDSM thing is actually a big turn-off for me.  First you suck on her toes, next thing you know you're getting your arse probed with a cactus while she's peeling skin from your back and making collage of that time she put a chastity belt on your peenus.  Yeah, screw that.


I don't know what kind of BDSM you have taken part in, but I can assure you, you ain't doing it right. Also why would you suck her toes? Feet are disgusting. Besides, there is nothing wrong with you being the dom and she the sub.  

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 09:33 PM

But I don't swing that waaaay~~~~
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 09:36 PM

This boy is a

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 09:38 PM

Please refrain from undermining my already frail masculinity.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 09:39 PM

Hey man nothing wrong with being the sub. You do you, or her in this instance . I think society places to much value on males having to be macho. I say fudge to that.

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 09:51 PM

How does being bossed around sound to you?  To me, not so appealing.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 09:56 PM

So long as I have complete trust in the person, and I know they won't push me to do anything I am uncomfortable with. It sounds like a great time to me.

Honestly, I am probably the most submissive person here when it comes to this kind of stuff.

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 10:14 PM

If you were a sub and your dom told you to be the dom, would you be a sub and listen to her or would you be a dom, disobeying her and staying a sub?
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 10:19 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 22:19, 14 Apr 2019.

Lmao bit of a paradox there. But I would listen to her. So I would still be a sub. Because in this instance she still has all the power, regardless of what she is asking me to do. I don't do anything unless she tells me to. She tells me to jump I jump. Being a dom would be me giving the orders and her following, which does happen sometimes.

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 10:23 PM

Why, thank you for admiring my paradox.  I can make more, y'know?
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 10:25 PM

NoobX said:
Why, thank you for admiring my paradox.  I can make more, y'know?


Of course. I have found that life is full of them.

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NoobX
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posted April 14, 2019 10:30 PM

It will be full of them as long as we keep making them.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 14, 2019 10:32 PM

How very philosophical and very true.

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Neraus
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posted April 15, 2019 06:24 PM

Quick update: things didn't go according to keikaku, on the only shared lecture (and hour and a half lecture with no pauses) drawing girl showed up late, so she went to the other side of the room, then at the exit she got immediately sorrounded by her friends so, failed again. heh.

On another front the shy girl had a graduation party to attend, so no studying together. She sent me all the answers tho, so... YEAH! You can't imagine how much those answers are precious.

Anyway, got home and I'm not going out for any reason, childhood friend is still giving her support for the exam, the hitter for now is silent, like she does sometimes.
No sign of the stalker yet.
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NoobX
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posted April 15, 2019 07:07 PM

Blue balls, mate, blue balls...
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Kipshasz
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posted April 15, 2019 10:04 PM

NoobX said:
Please refrain from undermining my already frail masculinity.


assuming undermining it further is even scientifically possible.
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