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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 27, 2020 12:13 AM

I have no idea what that means
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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DoR Modder
posted June 27, 2020 12:14 AM

I guess what Stevie said was true then.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:15 AM

I am sorry, I forgot you're not versed in 4chan lingo.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 27, 2020 12:17 AM

No I'm not. Cause that place is a cesspool and just disgusting.
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted June 27, 2020 12:19 AM
Edited by FirePaladin at 00:19, 27 Jun 2020.

I don't really frequent 4chan. But from those several visits, I think I did obtain enough stuff and knowledge, even about H3.

Pretty off-topic. Let's cut 4chan thing here.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:22 AM

Oddball13579 said:
No I'm not. Cause that place is a cesspool and just disgusting.


I need some unfiltered discussions now and then.  Plus I can't find legit dark humor anywhere else.

Anyway, my question still stands.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 27, 2020 12:22 AM

No, you don't want to deal with her parents. Their oligarchs and 'upper class' are far worse than ours here in Eastern Europe, imagine how more missguided the common folk there are.

The Count
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:25 AM

Indeed, my noble friend.  But Muslim curves are exquisite and exotic to my European tastes, so there's that as a counterargument.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 27, 2020 12:34 AM

If Muslim girls is what you are after, the underground Turkenistani wife market offers the best deals and service this side of the Atlantic.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted June 27, 2020 12:37 AM

That shouldn't be considered creeping, or is it?
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 27, 2020 12:37 AM

A word of advice: Don't ask for an 'Aisha'.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:41 AM

CountBezuhoff said:
If Muslim girls is what you are after, the underground Turkenistani wife market offers the best deals and service this side of the Atlantic.

The Count



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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 27, 2020 06:24 AM


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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


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posted June 27, 2020 07:40 PM

I laughed hard.

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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted June 27, 2020 07:46 PM

Oddball13579 said:



Excellent! Soon you're veteran.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted June 27, 2020 10:40 PM

NoobX said:
On an unrelated note, should I convert to Islam and find a tradwife in Dagestan?


no. you go to Tajikistan and steal one like a man.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 27, 2020 11:28 PM

Are Serbian women not enough for you? Why do the curves matter so much l?
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 11:35 PM

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
On an unrelated note, should I convert to Islam and find a tradwife in Dagestan?


no. you go to Tajikistan and steal one like a man.


Why Tajikistan of all the places?

Galatea said:
Are Serbian women not enough for you? Why do the curves matter so much l?


Serbian women aren't exotic for me.  And curves are a sign of fertility.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 27, 2020 11:39 PM

Bother! I like Finnish women too much.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 28, 2020 04:27 AM

So picky! Why are nerds so picky!?!?!

I wonder how many children you wanted since it sounded a big deal
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