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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 51 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 ... 43 44 45 46 47 ... 50 51 · «PREV / NEXT»
Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 26, 2021 05:37 PM

Oh come on! It's not about getting married or the likes. It's about the joy of loving someone (romantic). Having fun with somebody you care. Stuff like that. It could be for a short time or a long one.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 27, 2021 02:40 AM

Galatea said:
Because he's just starting.

I dunno but I feel so happy knowing you guys are having a relationship.
I'm single

NoobX said:

"You got a girl?"
"So when are you gonna get married?"
"Did you find a keeper yet?"
"How about a wedding soon, eh?"
Sounds exactly like my family, even when they say girl. Cause they don't know I am gay.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted January 27, 2021 06:23 PM

Oddball13579 said:
I dunno..... doesn't seem like he has a lot to share right now


Well, there haven't been many opportunities for romance this past year. Except for narcissism and incest. And ewaifus, though women don't exist on the Internet.

The Count
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 28, 2021 07:22 AM

Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Because he's just starting.

I dunno but I feel so happy knowing you guys are having a relationship.
I'm single

I thought you and Gnomes are!

CountBezuhoff said:


Well, there haven't been many opportunities for romance this past year. Except for narcissism and incest. And ewaifus, though women don't exist on the Internet.

The Count


Sounds like an exciting experience!
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted January 28, 2021 07:46 AM
Edited by Celfious at 07:56, 28 Jan 2021.

In response to original post

Do they have a medication for belligerency? Lol nah I was just kidding theraputicly as usual but on a serious note.

It really sucks. I haven't been ready for a relationship, have had some learning experience and heartfelt attachments and experience but

I'm just going to try to see what happens with my next move over the next 3 weeks and try to decide where I'm going to live state wise. Finally got my medication I lost when covid came out so I'll be able to primarily just sable in reefer and beer. Reefer is no big deal but it can be a big eye opener sometimes. Motivates my spirit to do well usually. I can even listen to pretty dark music and still sense the light of God whatever it's really called.

I don't think all angels and the type able to illuminate the light from above in the depths of Hell are strangers to bad@**very.

This kind of thinking might creep out chicks huh? Not all of them.

For anyone interested, I was not with that girl.  But sometimes the heart gets desperate enough to consider unsavory relationships.

And the day someone put a hit on me
Someone was supposed to drop me off to the hands of evil intent,
I'll just say I decided to stop calling myself politically correct a "saltine american"
But. Graham cracker or Gram Cracker.
Which doesn't mean anything important but I got myself out of an volitale situation by telling some gangsters I'm a gram cracker before.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 29, 2021 02:33 AM

Galatea said:
Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Because he's just starting.

I dunno but I feel so happy knowing you guys are having a relationship.
I'm single


I thought you and Gnomes are!

Naw he's playing hard to get
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted January 29, 2021 03:36 AM

Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Because he's just starting.

I dunno but I feel so happy knowing you guys are having a relationship.
I'm single


I thought you and Gnomes are!

Naw he's playing hard to get


You two should work this out.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted January 29, 2021 08:42 PM


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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 02, 2021 11:41 PM

>tfw no Turkish goth gf


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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted February 03, 2021 01:45 PM

But why is it a problem?

I'm more in despair about scandinavian girls not being wife material, thus barring me from replenishing the blood of my children.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 03, 2021 02:30 PM

You wouldn't understand, man...


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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted February 03, 2021 02:50 PM

Open up, I'm here to support.

Internet experiences can be surprising.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 03, 2021 04:18 PM
Edited by NoobX at 16:19, 03 Feb 2021.

Neraus said:
Internet experiences can be surprising.


That's the thing, it was only an Internet experience  :(
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted February 03, 2021 04:34 PM

NoobX said:

That's the thing, it was only an Internet experience  :(


Hope you didn't have your face on the dick pics you sent her

Btw, are you thinking about an exchange program to attend in the future if it is ever allowed of course? Maybe to Turkey?
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted February 03, 2021 05:57 PM

There's no problem in internet experiences, who knows, you might find someone that gives you the excuse to go on a trip.

Unless you're like me and you only meet broke ass girls that couldn't ever afford a plane ticket and so you'd have to find a way to reach a remote region of some random ass country in the Americas.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 05, 2021 01:42 AM

Day 3.

Still no Turkish goth gf.  

Why live?
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 05, 2021 10:41 PM

Just give up on love and romance. You'll be better off.

I did it and look at me, I'm fine.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 06, 2021 09:20 AM

Just be like this guy and everything will be fine.


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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 06, 2021 12:35 PM




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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 06, 2021 01:34 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Just give up on love and romance. You'll be better off.

I did it and look at me, I'm fine.


If you never say hello, you won't have to say goodbye.

But you'll miss everything that comes in between.


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