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evildustructor
evildustructor


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Pizza Man dominos pizza yummy
posted February 06, 2021 02:04 PM

Neraus said:
But why is it a problem?

I'm more in despair about scandinavian girls not being wife material, thus barring me from replenishing the blood of my children.


hopefully inceldom and internet fash posting isnt genetical
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Neraus
Neraus


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posted February 06, 2021 03:03 PM

I wonder how inceldom being genetic would work, does it work recessively or?

But thanks for the concern I guess, I do want grandchildren.
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Galatea
Galatea


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posted February 07, 2021 06:14 AM

NoobX said:






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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 07, 2021 06:16 AM

Drakon-Deus said:
Oddball13579 said:
Just give up on love and romance. You'll be better off.

I did it and look at me, I'm fine.


If you never say hello, you won't have to say goodbye.

But you'll miss everything that comes in between.




Love this Drakon! It's about how you see and understand things.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted February 07, 2021 11:46 PM

Galatea said:
Drakon-Deus said:
Oddball13579 said:
Just give up on love and romance. You'll be better off.

I did it and look at me, I'm fine.


If you never say hello, you won't have to say goodbye.

But you'll miss everything that comes in between.




Love this Drakon! It's about how you see and understand things.
I really don't think I am missing anything right now lol
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 08, 2021 12:23 AM


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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 08, 2021 01:02 AM

Oddball13579 said:
Galatea said:
Drakon-Deus said:
Oddball13579 said:
Just give up on love and romance. You'll be better off.

I did it and look at me, I'm fine.


If you never say hello, you won't have to say goodbye.

But you'll miss everything that comes in between.




Love this Drakon! It's about how you see and understand things.
I really don't think I am missing anything right now lol


Ofcourse!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted February 08, 2021 09:17 PM

Nah seriously. Relationships just seem overrated at this point. Not really worth it imo

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 11, 2021 06:05 PM

I don't know about that...

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 10:49 PM

Here's another one.

>be me
>have friend
>friend always ends up with crazy girls
>bump into him in a pub
>little qt goth gf with him
>introductions
>is jailbait
>little qt goth compliments my hair
>oksurewhatever.jpg
>hang out with friend a bunch of times
>decide to go to the club for a gig
>little qt goth is already there with her friend
>drunk af
>starts complimenting me
>oksurewhatever.jpg
>starts throwing flirtatious comments
>raisedeyebrow.jpg
>keeps staring at me
>botheyebrowsraised.jpg
>"Let's get going, eh?"
>time passes
>stumble upon little qt goth in the same club
>there's an act the next day
>don't wanna go alone
>ask if she's up for it
>plays coy but agrees
>no recollection of that night
>texts me the following day
>raises and leaves some juicy questions unanswered
>time passes
>hang out at friend's place
>little qt goth there
>we drink
>beer and vodka
>deadly combination
>friend goes out to grab a couple more bottles of beer
>little qt goth takes the chance
>hints at a threesome
>realize she's not a little qt goth
>realize she's a friggin succubus
>try to play it off like she's joking
>keeps flirting
>gets close enough
>quickly kisses me on the lips
>"wtf"
>says she's not really with him anymore
>says it's ok
>tell her to cut it out
>don't want any drama
>try to play it cool
>friend comes back
>continue drinking
>friend eventually falls asleep
>continue drinking
>succubus tells me to follow her
>"god she's gonna throw up, isn't she"
>corners me in the kitchen
>"I've liked you from the moment I saw you"
>"I don't wanna be with him, I want to be with you"
>"We're not even in a relationship technically"
>"I'm free game"
>don't budge
>starts playing the victim
>"If only you knew how he treated me"
>try to calm her down
>tries to reach me for a kiss
>too tall for her
>figures that's not gonna happen
>drops on her knees instead
>grabs my belt and tries to unbuckle it
>pick her up from the floor
>tell her to cut it
>friend walks into the kitchen
>non-verbally communicate to him what's going on
>shakes his head as if saying he understands
>go home
>wake up hungover
>probablyjustabaddream.jpg
>mfw I realize it wasn't



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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted February 11, 2021 10:52 PM

Dang quite some crazy cliffhangers. I hope you've recovered from the experience. I wish you the best.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 10:54 PM

Haven't seen her since, life's been good.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 11, 2021 10:57 PM

My, my. Belgrade certainly houses some interesting individuals. How do you keep bumping into nutjobs?

The Count
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 10:59 PM
Edited by NoobX at 22:59, 11 Feb 2021.

I'm not from Belgrade, friend.  I would not wish that fate upon my worst enemies.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 11, 2021 11:01 PM

Oh, my bad. I think you went to university there, right?

The Count
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Minion
Minion


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posted February 11, 2021 11:01 PM

Ok that was a rough happening geeeeeeez, I just have lol (sorry) because it is just so amazingly awkward.

But considering what could have happened you totally dodged a bullet.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 11:03 PM
Edited by NoobX at 23:04, 11 Feb 2021.

CountBezuhoff said:
Oh, my bad. I think you went to university there, right?

The Count


No, I'm studying in Nish.

Belgrade should be erased from the face of the planet.


Minion said:
Ok that was a rough happening geeeeeeez, I just have lol (sorry) because it is just so amazingly awkward.

But considering what could have happened you totally dodged a bullet.


Girl was wearing a necklace imbued with cat blood.  Need I say more?
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 11, 2021 11:06 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 23:06, 11 Feb 2021.

NoobX said:
CountBezuhoff said:
Oh, my bad. I think you went to university there, right?

The Count


No, I'm studying in Nish.

Belgrade should be erased from the face of the planet.


Ah, I see. So you are from the superior part of Serbia. Good to know.

The Count
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 11:11 PM

Eastern Serbia is best Serbia.  
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted February 11, 2021 11:15 PM

Why do the crazy chicks have to be so hot, such a dilemma :S

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