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Oddball13579
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posted April 16, 2019 08:40 PM

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
Please refrain from undermining my already frail masculinity.


assuming undermining it further is even scientifically possible.


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posted April 16, 2019 09:11 PM

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
Please refrain from undermining my already frail masculinity.


assuming undermining it further is even scientifically possible.



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posted April 17, 2019 08:22 PM

NoobX said:





I had to go and make a reply and quote your image to figure out what it meant. Honestly the picture was so poor I couldn't figure out what the fudging snow it meant until I saw that the URL for the image is "low quality bait".

Still. I'm gonna have to rate that picture response as a C-. Surely there were better pictures you could have used NoobX.

*insert mild disappointment here*

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posted April 17, 2019 09:09 PM



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posted April 18, 2019 12:17 AM

You can't creep them out if they're unconscious. Also, how's the gang doing, ya'll keepin healthy I hope.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 18, 2019 07:30 AM

I am enjoying the updates too much, keep them coming neraus

Fan theory, the stalker is your sis
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posted April 18, 2019 08:50 AM

Elvin said:
Fan theory, the stalker is your sis


I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that
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posted April 18, 2019 10:08 AM

What? No, that can't be, my adorable little sister lives in my "hometown", she still is in high school, even if she's a "grown up", as she says, she shouldn't be that mobile, she is still too young for a proper driver's licence so she couldn't get here by car, and my parents wouldn't allow her to come here with a scooter.

By the way, hyuge update, I actually buckled, and managed to invite the hitter for dinner at my place, she was surprisingly cooperative and understanding of my academic predicament, so she came here to eat a pizza, hang out a while and return, however while coming here, a bird relieved itself on her head, she was understandably pissed once she arrived, I mean, who wouldn't, her hair basically turned white and brown, so while I called for pizzas she took a shower, no peeping she said.

But you see, like the honorable Tachibana Junichi from Amagami SS says: "It's a gentleman's duty to peep on a bathing girl", not wanting to be left out, and not wanting her to be pissed at me for not peeping, I slowly opened the door knob, and the first thing I saw... was a bloody soap bottle, I had to close immediately and run away.
So, she almost crushed every bone in my body, at least she was gracious enough to take the pizzas herself.
I'm not sure what I expected considering the precedents, but hey, sometimes a man got to take inspiration from something.

Then we stayed until the night, we watched some TV and she went back home, and she told me she's gonna go on a trip to Spain on Easter.

Friggin' copycat, I already have a trip planned for after Easter, but I'm going to Milan.
She says she's gonna send me pics, well, considering I never went to Spain it's fine by me.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 18, 2019 10:24 AM
Edited by Elvin at 10:25, 18 Apr 2019.

Not dick pics I hope!

Quote:
almost crushed every bone in my body

Haha I love her already
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posted April 18, 2019 12:18 PM


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posted April 18, 2019 12:59 PM

artu said:
My time machine works! We’re back to Men talk about girls thread. Anybody got plutonium for my flux capacitor?


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posted April 18, 2019 02:35 PM

I like that girl already, she should be your bride
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posted April 18, 2019 09:21 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 21:21, 18 Apr 2019.

Elvin said:
Fan theory, the stalker is your sis

One: Glad to see we are all on the same page.

blob2 said:


Two: LMAO

Neraus said:
But you see, like the honorable Tachibana Junichi from Amagami SS says: "It's a gentleman's duty to peep on a bathing girl", not wanting to be left out, and not wanting her to be pissed at me for not peeping, I slowly opened the door knob, and the first thing I saw... was a bloody soap bottle, I had to close immediately and run away.

Three: Why would you ever? That is some awful advice.  *facepalm emoji*

Neraus said:
So, she almost crushed every bone in my body

Four: Feel like you had that one coming there mister. Especially if it was a rather 'specific bone'.


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posted April 18, 2019 09:42 PM

Why are you all convinced my beautiful little sister is stalking me? And why are you drawing comparisons with the Lannister twins? That is an incorrect assessment however the situation is, since my little sister is not related by blood. Come to think of it I never questioned the reason why my parents adopted her in the first place, but I digress.

Also, kind sir, a man ought to be a man, if a woman voluntarily is alone in your house, has no qualms using your stuff and your bathroom, and almost winks at you at the mention of "washing", well, you gotta live up to expectations, do you think I'm a clueless shonen protagonist?
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posted April 18, 2019 10:00 PM

I think anime may have tinted your worldview just a wee bit and your expectations of what might happen in real life.

Neraus said:
Also, kind sir, a man ought to be a man, if a woman voluntarily is alone in your house, has no qualms using your stuff and your bathroom, and almost winks at you at the mention of "washing", well, you gotta live up to expectations, do you think I'm a clueless shonen protagonist?

"Voluntarily is alone in your house" Voluntarily alone in your house because you invited her to hangout and eat.

"Has no qualms using your stuff and your bathroom" One; it's a bathroom, why would she have a problem using a bathroom. Two; it is soap. Soap is soap, she's probably thankful that she can immediately wash the bird snow from her hair.  

"Almost winks at you at the mention of "washing"" Almost being the keyword here. To me it sounds like she did not wink and you misinterpreted it. And regardless of a wink or not, why would you even think it would be okay for you to peep on her?

"A man ought to be a man" A man ought to respect the privacy and rights of their friend, regardless of what you think may be going on.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 18, 2019 10:09 PM

Neraus said:
That is an incorrect assessment however the situation is, since my little sister is not related by blood.

Wait, not even related by blood? This is getting even better!

Neraus said:
you gotta live up to expectations, do you think I'm a clueless shonen protagonist?

Yes.
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posted April 18, 2019 10:14 PM

Elvin said:
Neraus said:
That is an incorrect assessment however the situation is, since my little sister is not related by blood.

Wait, not even related by blood? This is getting even better!


Down boy!

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posted April 18, 2019 10:33 PM

Oddball13579 said:
I think anime may have tinted your worldview just a wee bit and your expectations of what might happen in real life.


Wait what? Noooooo, that's not it, how could it have warped my views?

Trust me, she definitely wanted me to peep, that's how it always goes, if I didn't she'd punch me anyway.
It's obvious she would react that way because she has to, otherwise nobody else could marry her, but trust me, she didn't take it that badly. It's just her way of dealing with things, she's just misunderstood.

Anyway, come to think of it, I may have been a bit too ruthless and reckless, if I want the drawing girl I can't just lead on other girls, I shouldn't let my boredom lead me in the wrong route.
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posted April 18, 2019 10:50 PM

Neraus said:
Trust me, she definitely wanted me to peep, that's how it always goes, if I didn't she'd punch me anyway.
It's obvious she would react that way because she has to, otherwise nobody else could marry her, but trust me, she didn't take it that badly. It's just her way of dealing with things, she's just misunderstood.

Marriage?! We are talking marriage now? Oh boy, this is way outta my realm of expertise. Also if she was gonna hit you either way, loose loose, why bother peeping at all? Wouldn't that make her retaliation that much worse versus not peeping?

Neraus said:
Anyway, come to think of it, I may have been a bit too ruthless and reckless, if I want the drawing girl I can't just lead on other girls, I shouldn't let my boredom lead me in the wrong route.

I believe that is a rather wise decision. Of course there is nothing wrong with getting a little on the side while you wait for the drawing girl. No harm no foul if it happens before you get to know the drawing girl.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 18, 2019 11:08 PM
Edited by Elvin at 23:09, 18 Apr 2019.

Oddball13579 said:
Also if she was gonna hit you either way, loose loose, why bother peeping at all?

What are you talking about? If he's gonna get smacked anyway he might as well Ok I'm just messing around here.

Neraus said:
Anyway, come to think of it, I may have been a bit too ruthless and reckless, if I want the drawing girl I can't just lead on other girls, I shouldn't let my boredom lead me in the wrong route.

I'd get that if there was the tiniest nod from her but you can't be putting potential interests on indefinite hold either. Besides, that's the best way to raise your stock.
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