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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 19, 2019 01:28 AM |
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Elvin said:
Neraus said:
you gotta live up to expectations, do you think I'm a clueless shonen protagonist?
Yes.
Double yes.
I mean, this is like watching Dora the Explorer all over again. Neraus the Casanova, or somesuch. I can imagine it like
Neraus: "Who's the best candidate?"
Everyone: "The Dominatrix."
Neraus: *stands there cluelessly*
Everyone: "THE GODDAMN DOMINATRIX!"
Neraus: "Is it the drawing girl?"
Everyone: *starts tearing their hair apart.*
We are but bystanders. We observe this situation and are objective with our advice. The girl you drew literally added nothing to this whole story, NOTHING. The Dominatrix even came to your house; showered there and didn't storm off and file a restraining order after she found out that you peked on her while she was naked. If that's not the most obvious hint, I don't know what would be. Her confession of love, perhaps, but that wouldn't even be a hint at that point, yet I still fear that you would miss it entirely.
All in all, a fun show. 7/10. Needs more action. The main character struggles with development; needs to have his idealistic views changed 
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted April 19, 2019 03:20 AM |
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wow this is still up.
im without phones.
but i have a problem with reverse latin natural word
ix ix ix plural possessive
and i also have a problem with what this wall commemorattes in the term of bloodspill and what defines the MEXICAN border? Like.. 500 family rerolls from a mayan aztec spirit pyramid building arrows from the heart have 300 EYEiron sparks
fire nations unborn ridiculed over national thanksgiving recognizaTRION TO who?
PLANT BRICKS OR SEND FOOD TO THE STARVING SWEAT SHOP WALL.
I LOVE LIFE AND STUFF SO WHY DO i SOUND
Oh shoot. I tyoped in caps. Ironically not on purpose and im not spell checking much either sorry,.MAD?
I truly wish I had a chance to follw up to yalls discussions. I feeel dumbing down in life is to find less vision than a rock. I am detarded by only truth. I am trying more about god man. but showers down wind are best ooption and im forced by regulations on a regulated dollar to live above an ouija board.
i am x mile high jumpity what why we all at the x mile hiigh club and im only 25% irish. but >. > I am not about rothswall made in china being another movie from the last fu8ture we will see.
TRUMP FACE EGG MAN FALLETH RINBG A BELL
oh for ghodd times sake time travellers needed a laugh in their upringings too hahahah
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 19, 2019 04:56 AM |
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NoobX said:
Elvin said:
Neraus said:
you gotta live up to expectations, do you think I'm a clueless shonen protagonist?
Yes.
Double yes.
I mean, this is like watching Dora the Explorer all over again. Neraus the Casanova, or somesuch. I can imagine it like
Neraus: "Who's the best candidate?"
Everyone: "The Dominatrix."
Neraus: *stands there cluelessly*
Everyone: "THE GODDAMN DOMINATRIX!"
Neraus: "Is it the drawing girl?"
Everyone: *starts tearing their hair apart.*
We are but bystanders. We observe this situation and are objective with our advice. The girl you drew literally added nothing to this whole story, NOTHING. The Dominatrix even came to your house; showered there and didn't storm off and file a restraining order after she found out that you peked on her while she was naked. If that's not the most obvious hint, I don't know what would be. Her confession of love, perhaps, but that wouldn't even be a hint at that point, yet I still fear that you would miss it entirely.
All in all, a fun show. 7/10. Needs more action. The main character struggles with development; needs to have his idealistic views changed
Neraus the Casanova  !!
Neraus: "Oh no! The stalker is here to ruin my plans!"
Everyone: "Stalker no swiping! Stalker no swiping! Stalker. No. Swiping."
Stalker: "Oh darn, foiled again."
Neraus: "Thanks guys. " *proceeds to chase after Drawing Girl, like Dora chases after the stars.*
I wouldn't say it needs more action. I think right now the arc we are in is the Rising Action arc. The arc that is just after the introduction/prologue and is setting up the plot for the next few arcs. Its explaining the characters, their backstory, and their motives. Next arc is where the plot truly begins. Kinda like we are watching a slow burn novel unfold before us.
Also crazy theory here. Just popped into my mind as I am writing this. What if the Stalker...is the Dominatrix? I mean we all know that she likes to hit and is the literal definition of tsundere, so what if she is also stalking Neraus? Makes more sense than his sister, and I don't think Neraus can pull off a Jamie Lannister.
And whatever Celfious is on can I have some? This week has been awful to me.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted April 19, 2019 07:44 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 07:45, 19 Apr 2019.
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I don't like that theory, it would lessen her appeal. It would also remove the sister from the picture. The fellowship harem is breaking 
Now we all wait for neraus to advance the plot by arranging dinner with the hitter to make up for his momentary lapse. This may trigger the appearance of more mysterious boxes the following morning which would also thicken the plot. Really looking forward to the next arc!
Also hang in there celfious, we love you!
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted April 19, 2019 10:34 AM |
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But... But... I'm with drawing girl right now.
I'll elaborate later.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted April 19, 2019 10:55 AM |
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Casaneraeus, in my opinion and against everyone's, you did the right call. Cheers 
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted April 19, 2019 11:16 AM |
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Ok, that was too brief for my tastes, but then again, I'd love to stay more than an hour with this gal, turns out she also had to take my same exam, so we met there and we finally talked. Bloody hell, that was the first time I had some self confidence, I managed to joke around so much while also comforting her on the difficulty of the exam. I even showed her the drawing, since you know, better take the chances immediately, she smiled, so... At least she won't call me a creep.
She's got a lovely voice, bloody hell, and she's as cute in her mannerisms as I imagined. Well... She also asked for help during the exam, but the guard hound was quite careful about that.
All in all, we're going to meet again after lunch, so, even if short, at least I have one more chance to ask for the ultimate prize. Her number.
Bloody hell, I'm even hoping we both don't pass, so that I have the excuse to ask her to study together, I don't really care about uni anymore, so it's not a problem for me... 
Btw, we both got an exercise wrong, for different reasons, so the chances are already high. 
I'm turning British with the bloody hells.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted April 19, 2019 11:49 AM |
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You are on the nerise!
I'll see myself out now.
*flees in shame*
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 19, 2019 12:15 PM |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted April 19, 2019 03:55 PM |
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I made a blunder and didn't get her number, she didn't pass, I did, albeit barely.
Putting aside the fact that this bloody subject isn't even that difficult, yet for some obscure reason something is always amiss. HOW!?
Anyway, I didn't want to force it, she was certainly disappointed and I didn't want to trouble her. Btw, the prof actually saw me with the notebook with the drawing on it and thought I was gonna cheat.
Fun times all around I guess.
And so, we'll continue the story in two weeks. Thanks for your attention and support. I kind of need to find the old save file at this point but I can't seem to use the load button. Bummer.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 19, 2019 08:11 PM |
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Elvin said:
The fellowship harem is breaking
But the Fellowship has to break up to introduce new and interesting characters. *cough*Gandalf the White, Eowyn, etc*cough*
NoobX said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don't despair my friend. Plenty of freaky people out there. And you know what they say about shy people. They are the biggest freaks in bed.
Neraus said:
And so, we'll continue the story in two weeks.
A TWO WEEK HIATUS This is unacceptable. This is my favourite show. Where am I supposed to get my daily dose of HC drama?? I suppose this means that this is the end of Season 1 
Season 2 Release Date; May 3–4.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 19, 2019 08:34 PM |
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How about a spin-off? I'm going out tonight, should be interesting. I don't have a list of girls, so I'll have to see what I'm working with later this night.
It's a small gig, local rock band from what I've heard. Might attract some interesting characters.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 19, 2019 10:50 PM |
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Trying to find yourself a dominatrix?
I miss going out to bars and such. But the only one my hometown has that was worthwhile going to shut down in February.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted April 19, 2019 11:30 PM |
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Just put up posters, write in bold "Dominatrix wanted", give a short bio of yourself, contact details and such. Then just wait, if it doesn't work then just go door to door, one of those ****ers is bound to be what you want. If you're out there in the open with your quirky desires people tend to be accomodating. Good luck, report back with results.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 20, 2019 12:24 AM |
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You make it sound like he is shopping in the Red Light District .
But putting up an ad/posters sounds like a great way to attract someone who would be willing to tie you down and then would either steal all your stuff or cut your junk off. Lots of crazies out there. I wouldn't be willing to risk that kind of stuff lol.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted April 20, 2019 12:27 AM |
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Nothing ventured nothing gained.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 20, 2019 03:02 AM |
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This night was a disappointment. Either they're taken or fugly. Also, I'm talking about 40+ women. Daaaaaamn 
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 20, 2019 08:28 PM |
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NoobX said:
Also, I'm talking about 40+ women. Daaaaaamn
40+ as in age? Or quantity?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 20, 2019 11:46 PM |
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Age. I should've clarified. But, yeah, there were also a lot of people. It was actually some sort of a reunion for them.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted April 21, 2019 08:56 PM |
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As I don't know your current age I am going to assume that 40+ women were not what you were searching for/not acceptable?
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