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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2019 07:48 AM |
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Quick update, even if I'm technically on a pause.
I ended up passing the exam, not with an high grade, but I don't really care. So I'm going to become a mentor for drawing girl.
Also, the shy girl was happy for the result, she says she doesn't even expect to ever pass it, but I think she's exaggerating.
I'm leaving for Milan now, and the first batch of photos arrived, damn, the hitter is bad at photographing.
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ANTUDO
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Blizzardboy
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posted April 24, 2019 08:25 AM |
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This thread is going to get us flagged by an agency or something.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2019 11:29 AM |
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Aha, how cute, I'm already on some list, I got stopped at the airport for no apparent reason, they took my prints and then let me go.
I mean, considering my future profession and the possible avenues I am already a suspect, for crying out loud, my analitical chemistry professor was chatting about producing explosives during my exam.
And it's not like it's hard to apply the notions we're learning to produce chemical weapons.
Turns out chemistry is indeed something you can do in a shed.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted April 24, 2019 12:06 PM |
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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2019 01:00 PM |
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That's a waste of a good maiden, you marry her off either to a German prince or to an Eastern Roman suitor, thus having the back of either Roman Empire instead of some lowly Frankish barbarian.
Heck, even an heathen such as the Sultan of Egypt would be more appropriate than the scum of the earth.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted April 24, 2019 01:24 PM |
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Don't look at me, I didn't make the meme say France, I just shared it 'cause it was funny.
But as Corleone said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. 
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 24, 2019 01:37 PM |
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Guys you're missing the point. Marry your own sister and make an alliance with yourself because, let's face it - you are your own best and most trusted friend 
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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2019 01:46 PM |
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That works best with a blood related sister, in time you're going to essentially be cloned.
Not my case.
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ANTUDO
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 24, 2019 03:52 PM |
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All in due time.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 24, 2019 08:39 PM |
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Or train said maiden to be a highly skilled assassin and pass her off to be married to your sworn enemy under the pretense of the peace and then when she completes her job invade and cripples your enemies kingdom invade and seize control on their lands, expanding your empire. Then execute the maiden so it looks like it wasn't your idea in the first place. No loose ends. Then profit.
Marrying for peace. Ha! Please. Marry for chaos and destruction. Duh. God, I thought everyone knew this.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted April 24, 2019 09:42 PM |
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NoobX said:
Guys you're missing the point. Marry your own sister and make an alliance with yourself because, let's face it - you are your own best and most trusted friend
Been there...done that.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Neraus
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posted April 24, 2019 09:57 PM |
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Being inbred is fake news, people with a proper genome and no hidden genetical diseases won't have problems marrying and having offspring with their siblings. If your child ends up like a monster then that means you are an untermensch and a disgrace to mankind, and also that the Lord wanted to curse you.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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tSar-Ivor
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posted April 24, 2019 10:39 PM |
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Tell that to the Habsburgs.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 01:50 AM |
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It is amazing how quickly this thread devolved without Neraus's constant updates about his love life. We are all trying to make our own entertainment while we wait for him to return from Milan.
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Elvin
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posted April 25, 2019 07:22 AM |
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I feel like I've missed neraus' latest update about his sister, you know?
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 25, 2019 10:13 AM |
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You know, the more I eat garlic sauce, the more I appreciate single life.
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Neraus
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posted April 25, 2019 02:41 PM |
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@Elvin
Ah yeah, my sister is currently with me, we're waiting for my brother to come from England to Milan, it's why we're here in the first place.
We're both enjoying our vacation, not that there's anything noteworthy apart from her being a little too happy to share a room. Bloody pest always hogging the bathroom.
It doesn't help that I'm having some intestinal problems, she finds them funny.
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ANTUDO
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Elvin
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posted April 25, 2019 03:38 PM |
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Neraus said:
not that there's anything noteworthy apart from her being a little too happy to share a room. Bloody pest always hogging the bathroom.
With you in it right? If not maybe she's challenging you to come in and drive her out. Or something.
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 25, 2019 03:53 PM |
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The plot thickens.
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Oddball13579
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posted April 25, 2019 10:25 PM |
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Damn the plot is nearly as thick as my bf's ****
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