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Elvin
Elvin


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posted April 26, 2019 08:55 AM

tSar-Ivor said:
I gripped a dude's butt today, no homo (though his reaction strongly suggests that he is bent as a willow). Not that his bony ass was anything to write home about, told him his girlfriend's ass is much better and he got into a hissy fit.

I love you man

And who said Neraus will have to make a sacrifice? He only has to let go of the fear and embrace the love Sometimes though I wonder if he's messing with us like we are messing with him ^^

Actually Neraus, what is your sister like? I don't have a close bond with mine, we will support each other in need but we mostly stay out of each other's life.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 26, 2019 08:31 PM

Elvin said:
And who said Neraus will have to make a sacrifice? He only has to let go of the fear and embrace the love

*Emperor Palpatine voice* Good. Let go of your fear, embrace the power of the Dark Side. Let your desperation deepen your lust. Learn to master it and become the more powerful. *Crazed cackling*


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted April 27, 2019 10:07 AM

Guys, why do you become like this every time I mention my sister who's not related by blood? First off, now we're sharing the room with my older brother, so even in the off chance, it's not going to work.
Secondly, as a brother (while not related by blood) my duty is to protect her, not... You get the point.

@Elvin

Well, she's a bit stuck up, she's an all around joker and plays pranks most of the time. She is also incredibly healthy, so even though I'm practically a Scandinavian in terms of body temperature she makes fun of me if I start wearing longer sleeves.
All around though she's pretty kind and cutesy in her demeanor, she's also the typical "Lol cats" type.
In regards to the family she's as attached as we are to our parents, and to each other, well, of course there are the right and just barriers between males and females.

Hence why she's a bit too clingy some times.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted April 27, 2019 10:14 AM

As I was saying..
Elvin said:
Sometimes though I wonder if he's messing with us like we are messing with him ^^.


But I will lay off the silly talk, I didn't mean much by it. Sounds like an adorable little sister
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 27, 2019 08:49 PM

Neraus said:
Guys, why do you become like this every time I mention my sister who's not related by blood?

Because we are disgusting degenerates on the internet. I thought this was obvious?

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 27, 2019 08:58 PM

We're just 'avin' a giggle, mate.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 27, 2019 09:00 PM

Neraus said:
now we're sharing the room with my older brother

Is he cute? Jk

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 27, 2019 09:27 PM
Edited by NoobX at 21:27, 27 Apr 2019.

Ay, caramba!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 27, 2019 10:39 PM

Sorry I can't help myself.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pain relief cream seller
posted April 28, 2019 10:08 PM

Dunno about my brother, according to my mother he's cute, since I don't swing that way I can't really pass judgement. The only thing is that he's a fatter and more zealous version of me. (As if people know the full extent of my appearance)

Anyway, little lazy preshow.
Found out drawing girl's Facebook, since I'm a freaking ghost and I don't really like to fully spy I don't have full access, but so far, the only thing that could imply I'd have a rival is that she's practically a model. She's also from my area, somehow I never gave it thought, but now that I saw those photos that particular unnerves me since my area usually breeds ultra-loyal lasses that get engaged practically at their birth, and last time I tried hooking up with somebody from that area that was "free"... I got emotionally scarred.

Shy girl became a sort of counselor, I'm currently waiting for her assessment of the situation, she seems supportive, and I bloody need that second opinion...

The hitter has already returned, and she decided to send some pictures of food, because why not, she may think I'm not eating well, but Milan is still in Italy, so I'm fine. Take that.

Childhood friend got in a car accident, poor lass, I kind of felt bad that she was asking for pics of the trip knowing she's going to be on a bed for some weeks...

The stalker may have boarded my same plane, not that I noticed, but that feeling of being watched was ever present during my travels.

To end it all, my sister is making fusses about food, and now that we're going to be sleeping in an hotel next to the airport she was disappointed I didn't want to battle for the top bunk, my brother returned this morning in the UK, so there's a bit more space at least (and especially less snoring and smell).

The plane is tomorrow and I'll have to hurry up for my classes.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 28, 2019 10:17 PM

Neraus said:
my area usually breeds ultra-loyal lasses that get engaged practically at their birth
What is this? 11th century Europe? Is she to be wed to a prince from the south to secure an alliance to help you defeat the Spanish?

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted April 28, 2019 10:32 PM

That's what I like about this, except I got left out because I was a white knight and then an incel before it was cool, I was also much fatter so, summing up, I got late on the train, and now I'm sorrounded by couples that have been together for like 8 years or so, some are even planning marriages.

Also, we've been at war with Spain only two or three times, we have waged far more wars with the French.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 28, 2019 10:35 PM

Ah I see. You must go make a name for yourself young knight. Expand your reputation. Kill a dragon or slay an enemy commander or something.

Or expand your sexual horizons and look for another knight you'll take you up.

To each there own.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 28, 2019 11:37 PM

^ Implied swordplay.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 29, 2019 12:29 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 00:29, 29 Apr 2019.

^^^^^

Me and Noobx vibing over here.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 29, 2019 12:34 AM


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 29, 2019 12:38 AM


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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted April 29, 2019 09:46 AM

Oddball13579 said:
What is this? 11th century Europe? Is she to be wed to a prince from the south to secure an alliance to help you defeat the Spanish?



1. yes

2. spanish are already cucked and defeated ever since Franco died. fact.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted April 29, 2019 09:46 AM

- Brother more zealous? That should be fun.

- Honestly, don't pay much attention to neighbourhood stuff, families can be very different. I mean I know of a Greek family that would not allow their 30yo daughter to stay the night out with a guy. I am still in denial about it, this thing just doesn't happen. She even had a younger sister that rebelled and got away with it but nope, whatever the daddy says. So sad.

- Shy girl biding her time. Show her your vulnerable sides senpai!

- The hitter was probably thinking 'food looks good, let's share!' Isn't it nice that she thought of you even if she did not have something important to share?

- Sorry to hear about your friend, don't neglect her and check up on her often. Staying in bed for long amounts of time is just terrible.

- The stalker may even be in your room as we speak! What a twiiist!

- No battle for the top bunk? This could have been a glorious battle royale!
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Blizzardboy
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posted April 29, 2019 10:18 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 10:18, 29 Apr 2019.

Kipshasz said:

2. spanish are already cucked and defeated ever since Franco died. fact.


Ah yes. 1960s Spanish military dictatorship. Paradise on Earth.
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