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Neraus
Neraus


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posted April 12, 2019 01:44 PM

Random Thoughts: The Tooth Fairy's Economic Policy Edition

Floating in the night with her butterfly wings, she sneaks in the room while the infant is asleep, and leaves a coin for a tooth.

But by inflating the money supply she distorts the structure of production and increases the propensity of expenses, in turn slowly wiping out the wealth of the middle class.

So, how do we deal with the negative effects of the Tooth Fairy's inflationary policies?
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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted April 12, 2019 02:25 PM

Simple.  We abolish currency.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted April 12, 2019 02:57 PM

Somebody gets maximum bill. Example of €500 bill. We're money bum. But poor fable. Another fable isn't Christian party.

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NoobX
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posted April 12, 2019 03:13 PM


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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 12, 2019 03:14 PM

He who controls the pants, controls the world!
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blob2
blob2


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posted April 12, 2019 03:54 PM
Edited by blob2 at 15:55, 12 Apr 2019.

There is no such thing as a Tooth Fairy. Money is given by parents.

As such we abolish parents.

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted April 12, 2019 04:29 PM

I cast my vote... FOR THIS?!

Neraus, can you please step up your game. There is no way the tooth fairy inflates the economy like that. You have to do some statistics, get some numbers, complex economic equations. How many people do you think she has to give a coin to? What kind of coin though, national currency? If it's just a specific currency, then what about exchange rates? Also, why is there no tooth fairy index on the market? You'd have to imagine with all the interest for teeth, there would be SOME level of research that went into it.

Let's not even go into the morality of such a practice. What's the deal with the fairy stealing teeth from under little kids' pillows at night? What kind of next level fetish is that?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Quién Sabe?
posted April 12, 2019 04:34 PM

- Credits will do fine...

- No, they won't!




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Neraus
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posted April 12, 2019 05:07 PM

@Stevie
I didn't want to lose too much time in writing the opening, allowing everybody to come to their own conclusions at first, and then giving a broader view bit by bit, this is sensitive information I've come across by listening to a very informative song, and if the news were to break our suddenly we'd only put fuel to the fire, thus increasing the adverse effect on the market.

It's not like the situation has already alerted various international banks, until now they took action by deliberately diminishing the immission of currency by central banks to create an opposite deflatory wave, the problem with this approach of course being the random nature of the tooth fairy visits, thus creating the risk of disrupting the market themselves.

You ask, why is there no tooth index in the market, but you see, if we were to let the public know there was such a thing as a money generator in exchange for children teeth we'd be witnessing a nee age of slavery for the purpose of further exploiting the market and creating huge controlled inflation bubbles, all at the price of African villages exploited for child teeth, at the behest of huge financial moguls that would create crisis far worse than the Pound crisis built up by Soros.

The exact mechanics of how teeth are valued and exchanged are yet unknown, but it seems the tooth fairy indeed uses national currency, and both the FED and IMF covertly opened a dossier on the tooth fairy's role in destabilising the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela by driving the inflation rates so high that the cost of services is now untenable, as we can see ourselves today. I fear it is the result of the aforementioned child slavers.

Lastly, the morality of the practice seems to stem by a desire of this being to avoid the spread of bacteria hidden in teeth left laying around, and since we all know that children eat a lot of sweets their teeth are ridden with the worst kind of bacteria, requiring a special disposal procedure, and should these colonies be left unchecked they could create massive health problems, since the disinfection procedures are not known.

In any case, the current expert on the issue is the current head of the ECB, Mario Draghi, further enquiries are currently run by him, so I can't give you too much yet.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 12, 2019 07:13 PM

Congratulations LA PASTA
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Oddball13579
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posted April 12, 2019 07:59 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 20:00, 12 Apr 2019.

Really? Y'all leave your teeth under your pillow for some winged pixie to come and collect? An incredibly stupid thing if you ask me. Obviously everyone here knows nothing about the Fae. Freely giving away a piece of your body to them? Well.... let's just say they own you now. Hell, you can't even be sure that its the same fairy that comes to collect your tooth.

Which opens up the discussion for a "human stock market". Fairies trading teeth to gain ownership over humans, like we trade stock to gain control over businesses. Rather chilling to think that we willingly traded our lives away because our parents brainwashed us into thinking that some loving fairy would come and leave us a coin for a us. Kinda explains the state of the world. Fairies are playing Risk.

P.s Don't give away your teeth. Human teeth are incredibly potent and are needed for some black magic rituals I mean magic spells.  

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted April 12, 2019 08:13 PM

I can see your in-depth analysis there, Neraus, and I feel compelled to agree with you in many respects. However, I also see Oddball's points and think it's fair to assume one thing which up until now escaped me - I never even thought that there might be more fairies than just one. I always thought it's THE tooth fairy, but now that I think of it, would there being only one tooth fairy be extremely disturbing? Because to be in business for so many years and servicing so many people would be nothing but superhuma- I mean superfairy? Anyway, either there's one fairy with such abilities that it might be the closest thing to the strongest entity in our physical universe, or the "tooth fairy" is actually a brand behind which exists a vast number of workers to handle the task, possibly even millions. Both options seem unsettling.
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NoobX
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My Pattern Emerges
posted April 12, 2019 08:38 PM

Setting economics aside, we are still waiting to hear of Nearus' exploits in his love apeirogon.
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted April 13, 2019 12:49 AM

Updated!

"HoMM3 is a good balance, but too old and play with mice. Sometimes chess player said the chess isn't in balance. Example of black is always a loss. So would like to change the rule. No can do. That's why white is an attacker and black is a defender. Playing alternating with color. So get to see which player is better in chess world. Black is a valuable point if gets victory. Normal case black always get a draw. Nowadays the chess computer is playing a black victory. So someone would say something about chess, he/she doesn't understand chess. HoMM3 is good, that's why you can also play alternate in the Necropolis and Castle in 6 games, for example or playing HoMM4 is a newer rule and balance. Chess had also got a new rule in history. Now no longer. And we trust the creator. And then weaker (chess) player missed thinking about why it's not a balance. They're under 2100 ELO. They're too strong for you. Above 2100 ELO player learns unorthodox, unknown and "bad" openings and variations. And he/she beat the grandmaster with strange game or chess computer over 3400 ELO played in the black: 1. d4 Nh6 2. e4 Ng8 3. Nf3 Na6 4. Bc4 Nb8, etc and beat the world champion over 2800 ELO. Harder yet word: in Russia called learning disorder in a game, because they gave theory, lesson, etc, but player says this isn't or budo school would get kicked out. We think the most difficult is theory and balance. Why not have an idea. The player needs to develop into a victory, not to develop an idea. Example of Lorelei, and her Harpy Hags are strong in opening game. A important is complicated games. Remember if you dont see the jungle yet. You're not yet a strong player, even if you've won some match. We'll explain more jungle in the event."

And

"The beginner doesn't see the jungle. The HoMM is full of jungle. When player learned something, he/she starts to see through the jungle. It doesn't end, so a newer jungle will come. It continues almost endlessly. A stronger player sees balance, strategy, etc He/she knows HoMM and games to know by heart."

And then

"The jungle, for example. But sign tells you how can it solve."

A legion of Tooth Fairies near here!!


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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 13, 2019 06:00 PM

All calm?

The most hard matter is secondary skills.

"First Aid is a excellent for battle with neutral, but sometimes a deeper area, First Aid can be useful. Otherwise First Aid belonged to the scout as Gem. Not leader. If the best hero (leader) takes First Aid, it changes useless skill. But if player has gained level, and HoMM distributes skill: basic Eagle Eye or basic First Aid. You choose First Aid. If you're leader. And you hope to find Frozen Cliffs, for example."

We witness the battle

"Scout goes to the Witch Hut. (But if you played campaign well, the Witch Hut gives good skill. Example of Christian has learned Scholar in RoE. It's right. Almost Knight couldn't learn Scholar. And we think it will distribute a good skill. Later on Fire or Water matter, etc in campaign. This isn't a lesson.) If you meet Mysticism, it's a difficult choice/decision. When Navigation question, but Mysticism is a very different. If map hasn't Magic Well or Magic Spring, far from castle/town or scattered castle/town, and so many events take your spell points, but rarely mapmaker creates the map. Mysticism is only benefit. But Dragon Slayer campaign has been found solution, when be  prodigal with mana, he (Dracon) bought Mana artifacts, while Mana artifacts were easy to get. SoD is much easier, because Mana artifacts change for the better Wizard's Well. It ruins skill, etc Mysticism is useless! If mapmaker disables Mana artifacts, and Mysticism skill awakens alive. So skill is the worst, if without Mana artifacts, scattered castle/town, events, wastes his/her Mana, pro player could visit the castle/town too some, etc It does good skill. There is no more question about secondary skills. All other skills are good and tactical. Nearly all is Navigation question."

We witness the event, but no full destroyer.

EDIT do you want to fix English? Tooth Fairy speaks wonderful language.

Ghost

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted April 13, 2019 11:25 PM

NoobX said:
Setting economics aside, we are still waiting to hear of Nearus' exploits in his love apeirogon.

I too am eagerly awaiting the newest chapter in his saga of love and conquest.

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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted April 14, 2019 09:43 AM
Edited by NoobX at 09:46, 14 Apr 2019.

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Setting economics aside, we are still waiting to hear of Nearus' exploits in his love apeirogon.

I too am eagerly awaiting the newest chapter in his saga of love and conquest.

Meanwhile, I suggest you give this a read while waiting.  Easily one of the best threads on HC in years.  Still cracks me up to this day when I revisit.  Also, beware the cringe.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Quién Sabe?
posted April 14, 2019 10:25 AM

Oh, that thread... yeah, at least it taught me not to reveal too many details of my personal life to random internet people. Knowledge is power.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted April 14, 2019 10:41 AM

I would have posted in there, but I didn't want to be a necromancer.
Some things are best left buried.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted April 14, 2019 10:45 AM

Yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNUqjq0K_T8 What Ohforsake thinks?!

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