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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 01, 2019 11:48 PM

You prolly lost track of time. Unless you are not from here.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 01, 2019 11:53 PM

Well I woke up at 6:00am like I always do. So not really lost track of time, more like I have HC open in the background.
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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 02, 2019 01:39 AM

Oddball13579 said:
fred79 said:
I have none of those. What i DO have, is sex appeal.

*shows a little leg*
That won't work on me.


*shows oddball a little sperm*

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 02, 2019 01:45 AM

You're playing dirty, fred.  Shame on you!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 02, 2019 02:13 AM

fred79 said:
Oddball13579 said:
fred79 said:
I have none of those. What i DO have, is sex appeal.

*shows a little leg*
That won't work on me.


*shows oddball a little sperm*
Wow you finished that fast? From showing some leg to sperm? How disappointing. Sorry, but I prefer men who last longer than two pumps.
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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 02, 2019 02:38 AM

What are you even on about? My snow's on tap. Like a keg.

*hits oddballs with a grizzly-impregnating blast*

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 02, 2019 04:54 AM

That's really friggin weird fred. You should get that looked at.
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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 02, 2019 10:55 AM

I'd let you look into it, but you'll need to clean all that off if you want to see again.

I'd hurry. My stuff turns to an impenetrable glue pretty fast.

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted June 02, 2019 03:34 PM

Fred has become at least 90% more gay since last time I was here. Then again, it is to his own alt, so is that gay or masturbation? At this point Iím unsure.
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 02, 2019 04:07 PM

Fred gives him a erection. I can't believe.




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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 02, 2019 05:19 PM

gnomes2169 said:
Fred has become at least 90% more gay since last time I was here. Then again, it is to his own alt, so is that gay or masturbation? At this point Iím unsure.


It's called selfcest.
...
Don't ask.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 02, 2019 08:16 PM

gnomes2169 said:
Fred has become at least 90% more gay since last time I was here.
Sorry gnomes. I have that affect on a lot of men.

Stevie said:
It's called selfcest.
Correct. Clearly Stevie is en expert in this field.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Have you seen my chicken?
posted June 02, 2019 08:59 PM

@Stevie

I assume you are also an expert in the field of autofelacio?

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 02, 2019 09:26 PM

Not from experience.

You know, this might not be the right time to mention this, but I am a Bible-believing Christian, baptized at age 18 (while many other people do stupid **** around that time).
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Have you seen my chicken?
posted June 02, 2019 09:41 PM

18... Well played.

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 02, 2019 11:15 PM

Yeah 13-aged, religious-minded Christian Jesus on heart, photo showed his pansexual flag, worker who is travel around the Europe.. I know Stevie hasn't found a profile picture

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 03, 2019 02:25 AM

Stevie said:
Not from experience.

You know, this might not be the right time to mention this, but I am a Bible-believing Christian, baptized at age 18 (while many other people do stupid **** around that time).
Booooooooriiiiiiiinnnngggggg.





Jk
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted June 03, 2019 07:29 PM



If New York is the melting pot, then Fish City can only be described as the bouillabaisse.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted June 04, 2019 12:53 AM

Stevie said:

You know, this might not be the right time to mention this, but I am a Bible-believing Christian, baptized at age 18 (while many other people do stupid **** around that time).

Why does one have to exclude the other
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 04, 2019 01:12 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 01:17, 04 Jun 2019.

Stevie said:
(while many other people do stupid **** around that time).
Define "stupid ****" for me please.
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