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Thread: Random Thoughts: The Tooth Fairy's Economic Policy Edition This thread is 30 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 ... 26 27 28 29 30 · «PREV / NEXT»
Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 22, 2019 07:11 PM

>Be me, fascist
>Be into scale modelling after a near decade hiatus from the hobby
>Buy some armor and airplane kits. have a blast building them
>Get tax returns
>Go to model shop
>Some scrawny old bleep is also shopping, pay no mind
>pick out three kits, one ZIL flatbed truck, one Voroshilovets artillery tractor and a set of winged hussars
>last kit is by Zvezda, a russian company
>old bleep notices
>begins raving and calling me a traitor
>mfw
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted June 22, 2019 08:09 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
The gypsies stole my Google maps. But I stumbled upon a friend of mine, so I should be OK. Wait, is that chloroform that I sm-

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Finally! The assassin found him!



Kipshasz said:
>Be me, fascist
>Be into scale modelling after a near decade hiatus from the hobby
>Buy some armor and airplane kits. have a blast building them
>Get tax returns
>Go to model shop
>Some scrawny old bleep is also shopping, pay no mind
>pick out three kits, one ZIL flatbed truck, one Voroshilovets artillery tractor and a set of winged hussars
>last kit is by Zvezda, a russian company
>old bleep notices
>begins raving and calling me a traitor
>mfw
Big oooof. Did you tell him off?
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"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 22, 2019 08:17 PM

I was tempted to ask if he was gangraped in the soviet army, but decided against it. This is the kind of people that bash Russia 24/7, yet buy Russkoje Stardart vodka by the gallons.

Also can't rule out provocation.


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 22, 2019 08:25 PM

Well you were the bigger person and took the high road so that counts for something.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Scourge of the H-Seas
posted June 23, 2019 02:58 AM
Edited by fred79 at 02:59, 23 Jun 2019.

Oddball13579 said:
Well you were the bigger person and took the high road so that counts for something.


Yeah, but the people who take the low road run pretty much everything. I say pretty much everything, because val(hc's fearless leader) isn't one of those ass clowns.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 23, 2019 05:15 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 05:16, 23 Jun 2019.

fred79 said:
Yeah, but the people who take the low road run pretty much everything.
The low road just means being petty fred. Or acting like a child.

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fred79
fred79


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Scourge of the H-Seas
posted June 23, 2019 07:31 AM

To me, the low road means anything morally reprehensible. This covers all the bases, i think.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 23, 2019 12:15 PM

Oddball13579 said:
CountBezuhoff said:
The gypsies stole my Google maps. But I stumbled upon a friend of mine, so I should be OK. Wait, is that chloroform that I sm-

Not The Count
Finally! The assassin found him!


It's more like I found him.

The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 23, 2019 08:01 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
Oddball13579 said:
CountBezuhoff said:
The gypsies stole my Google maps. But I stumbled upon a friend of mine, so I should be OK. Wait, is that chloroform that I sm-

Not The Count
Finally! The assassin found him!


It's more like I found him.

The Count
Well there's 50gs I'll never get back.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 23, 2019 08:05 PM

Organs sell for a lot today. Should I mail you a kidney or do you prefer his liver?

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 23, 2019 08:08 PM

I'll take the whole body actually.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 23, 2019 08:22 PM

Sorry, I've already auctioned off most parts. Oh, there goes the liver. I guess a kidney would have to suffice. How do you want it delivered?

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 23, 2019 08:24 PM

Via storke.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 23, 2019 10:45 PM

I'll go with the traditional "brick-through-the-window" approach.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 24, 2019 03:33 AM

Then why bother asking why how I wanted it delivered?

0/10 rating. 0 stars on Yelp. Terrible service.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted June 24, 2019 02:11 PM

I've noticed I've been calling Frederick Barbarossa the glorious grandfather for a while now.

Give me back the Hohenstaufens!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Inspector Gil
posted June 24, 2019 06:37 PM

As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Southern rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted June 24, 2019 09:08 PM

For Whom The Stuffed Bell Pepper Tolls.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 25, 2019 07:21 AM

Neraus said:
I've noticed I've been calling Frederick Barbarossa the glorious grandfather for a while now.

Give me back the Hohenstaufens!


Eh, no, I give you nota back the Hoenstofen! Eh, lern to share!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted June 25, 2019 03:40 PM

Quite the predicament we have here. The only way to settle this is divide the Hoenstofen into two pieces. Count Bezuhoff gets the Stofen half, and since Neraus didn't ask nicely, I shall keep the Hoen half.
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