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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Random Thoughts: The Tooth Fairy's Economic Policy Edition
Thread: Random Thoughts: The Tooth Fairy's Economic Policy Edition This thread is 36 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 32 33 34 35 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted July 27, 2019 01:58 AM

You do realize that by assembling all 5 pieces of Exodia I automatically win the duel right?
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 27, 2019 11:08 AM

The way this is going I'll probably get some time away from hc myself.
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 27, 2019 02:17 PM

CountBezuhoff said:


Not so fast, Obama! You forget that my "Wall" terrain card is still in play, allowing me to draw one "Imigration Policy" card from my deck whenever a non-American monster attacks me! And I choose this one, "Send her back!" which permanently denies citizenship, VISAs and asylum rights to all North Africans, including your so precious Exodia.

Your trump card is being deported as we speak! Our great country is no place for dangerous Egyptian extremists and this administration is working its best to ensure that!

But that's not all! Your failed attack activated my trap card,  "Bolton's mustache"! For each monster card on my side of the field it places a "Hezbollah" counter on top of your life points! That makes three of them, one for each of my "Benjamins"! Next turn, because of the "Hezbollah" counters, they'll be able to strike you directly with forbidden chemical substances without condemnation from the UN, dealing 8000 damage and ending your run!

Your time has come, Obama. You never really stood a chance against the greatest economy of the world.

"Benjamins", blast him away, just like I did with China!

MAGA,
Donald J. Trump, US president


Recommended for a qp.

Whoever you really are, you sure are creative in an entertaining way.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 27, 2019 05:20 PM

USA never become greater. MAGA for debt by Guinness World Record

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
My Pattern Emerges
posted July 29, 2019 09:00 AM

Me, an intelectual, observing how the goodbye thread is unfolding:


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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 29, 2019 09:21 AM

Currently spending time in my first childhood home and family estates. I also slept pretty badly because I heard a giant noise and anticipated burglars entering my home, funny part is, I took our family sword and put it beside my bed.

Turns out nobody broke in, but I was ready to go medieval on their ass.
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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 29, 2019 12:19 PM

Also, I got a peacock in my garden now, my parents say it came here some days ago, for some reason.
It truly is a majestic creature, and we don't know how to feed it... yet.

Also, turns out that with my hair getting longer I now resemble Orlando Bloom as Will Turner when I wield our saber.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 29, 2019 01:41 PM

Check with the nearby zoo
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 29, 2019 02:01 PM

Yeah peacock is a chicken from Asia. You can feed peacock in morning and sunset. Peacock eats seeds and fruits also insect, etc but you feed seeds and fruits.

@Elvin

Not only zoo but also garden. I'm sure he has seen green peacock. Because if peacock has green colour, it's mutation.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted July 29, 2019 06:50 PM

Elvin said:
Check with the nearby zoo


Time to fuel up! 100km is a piece of cake once you're filled with the black goo of happiness!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted July 29, 2019 08:02 PM

Neraus said:
Turns out nobody broke in, but I was ready to go medieval on their ass.
The only reason why I want to own a sword.  

@Noob: XD!! I'm removing myself from it now. Wish I was an intellectual like you.
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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 29, 2019 08:33 PM

Oviku Nero

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted August 01, 2019 10:44 PM

What did I just post in the "How well do you know your fellow hc'ers?" thread? I don't really remember...

Ugh, it's all a blur in my mind!

It all probably just means: "Hey, how ya' doin'? I've been away, did ya' miss me? I sure did."

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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted August 01, 2019 10:50 PM

All wander back here eventually, that's just the way it is.  The way it has always been.  It is the well established course of nature that leads us back here, an unknown principle that guides our choices and actions.  Such is the way of HC.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted August 01, 2019 10:51 PM

Posts something that is not even 10 minutes old and can't remember what he wrote.


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted August 03, 2019 02:09 PM

There's talk about porn in the osm and about socialism in the VW... strange days.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted August 03, 2019 02:23 PM

Socialism discussions almost always boil down to sub VW-tier spam.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 03, 2019 07:24 PM

But China is communist


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Neraus
Neraus


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Pizza Nazi
posted August 03, 2019 09:07 PM

Sicily, where 4G is available in a place lost in the woods, but not on the coast.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted August 03, 2019 09:35 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
There's talk about porn in the osm and about socialism in the VW... strange days.
All days are strange nowadays. It's just a matter of degrees now.
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