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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
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Pizza Nazi
posted September 27, 2019 06:36 PM

Yeah, nothing beats freaking out because the legions of hell decided to hold you to your bed.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted September 27, 2019 07:21 PM

Sleep paralysis is existence. What? Your eyes are opening, and you see/watch dreams in your room. Sleep paralysis can't do other place, because your eyes are opening, and you only see your room events.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted September 27, 2019 08:08 PM


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"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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NoobX
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My Pattern Emerges
posted September 27, 2019 09:08 PM

I vaguely remember my first sleep paralysis experience where I had an intellectual conversation with my demon through telepathy.  I was maybe 4.  Hell if I know how
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
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posted September 27, 2019 11:09 PM


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NoobX
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My Pattern Emerges
posted September 28, 2019 12:24 AM

****.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted September 28, 2019 02:09 AM

It's much scarier to experience it without any hallucinations.

You wake up, try to stand up, but can't. Every muscle in your body fails. You desperately try to regain control, you focus all your willpower on moving a single muscle, but it just won't bulge. Desperate, you shout for help, except that your mouth and tongue don't respond. Only your eyes spin like mad in their orbits as if decided to move your by their own force alone. Fear engulfs you.

'Is this it? The end? Am I about to die? Or am I dead already?'

At last, after several painfully slow minutes you regain power over your body. Starting from the toes, up through your back and to your head, all your muscles start convulsing at once and relief fills you to the brim.

The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted September 28, 2019 02:12 AM


Purge the Heretics!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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TPFKADD
posted September 28, 2019 05:43 AM

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted September 28, 2019 12:20 PM



The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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TPFKADD
posted September 28, 2019 12:27 PM


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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


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posted September 30, 2019 11:25 PM

Nothin worse than accidentally falling back to sleep after you creamed yourself
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Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade."
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Iron -- Cold Iron -- is master of them all."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted October 01, 2019 08:27 PM

Ew
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted October 01, 2019 11:18 PM

Today some filthy Northerner on 4ch*n was making fun of Sicily for being 'poor' and a 'sh*thole'. I quickly grabbed my keyboard and verbally assaulted him for half an hour, but I don't think any of my 'criticism' stuck.

How should I approach the situation the next time it occurs?

The Count
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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted October 01, 2019 11:22 PM

You just observe and laugh at the plebs.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 01, 2019 11:43 PM

Easy.

Shift the blame, explain that Sicilians are the virtuous mongrels, since they are a mix of Greek, Latin, Lombard, French, German and Scandinavian (technically some Middle Eastern, but we can easily ignore that). Then explain that historical circumstances brought it from being the leading power in Southern Italy to a periphery of some dirty kingdom and then another, less dirty kingdom.
Basically it's the eternal N**politan, they are responsible for the downfall of the great and virtuous Sicily, leading her to a terrible fate of corruption and domination from the North.

Simply put, Sicilians are the great Mediterranean-Nordic race, N**politans are inbred Samnite-Athenians.

Western Sicilians especially are more closely related to Lombards than to other southern Italians, some of them to this day even carry the Danish-Norwegian haplogroup (which basically means they have an unbroken line of almost a millennia of Scandinavian ancestors).
N**politans on the other hand, are much more closely related to Turks and Ashkenazi jews, tho I suspect they may even be more related to the Congolese and the Mongols, perhaps even to the Maori.

Indeed, a true Sicilian should cheer at the "Vesuvius wash them with fire" chant, should put up signs "won't rent to terroni" and refuse service to them. Unfortunately, the political class of Sicily was substituted first by N**politans and later by criminals paid by the Pedomontese, which led to our sad state of today.

Italy may be united, as long as we exclude Campania, tho an independent Sicily is always the best bet.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted October 02, 2019 04:12 AM

Or you could literally just ignore it.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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TPFKADD
posted October 02, 2019 08:10 AM

Prince couldn't believe Michael had the nerve to call it 'I'm Bad.' He was like, 'There's nothing badass about him.'


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Neraus
Neraus


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posted October 02, 2019 03:11 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Or you could literally just ignore it.


BOOOOORIIIIIING!
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Oddball13579
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posted October 02, 2019 08:09 PM

Then you bring it upon yourself.
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