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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 15, 2019 03:27 PM

What's the connection between gay and balls?
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 15, 2019 03:30 PM

Leave his balls alone dammit
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Galatea
Galatea


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posted May 15, 2019 03:43 PM
Edited by Galatea at 15:43, 15 May 2019.

What? Why?

I'm just curious! Why BALL??? There's a lot of words to put up with 'Odd'. Why not Odd Joe or Odd Bob? There's a lot you know! Really!
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 15, 2019 03:51 PM
Edited by Geny at 15:51, 15 May 2019.

Are you saying that he's round and fat?! That's not nice!


...............



Because it's something I should've said.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted May 15, 2019 04:51 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 17:07, 15 May 2019.

Galatea said:
What's the connection between gay and balls?


This one easily comes to mind.

Perhaps the sequence 13579 can be explained thus: a young rampaging Canadian homosexual feels the need to channel his immense libido into something fruitful, as it has inhibited his social life for too long. He decides to compete in the "BQ/FQ/FF Sex Siren" discipline in the annual LGBT ball in Toronto. His first attempt fails spectacularly, but he does not despair yet! No, after months of careful consideration he comes up with the ultimate stratagem. He would build up his sexual energy for two years through abstinence and meditation and only unleash it when faced by the jury. Only then would victory be guaranteed, be it only biennially.

Some years later he retires after winning his fifth tittle because of his newfound obsession with Kilgor's hot abs. He joins the ever-dwindling in numbers HC, retaining nothing from his passionate past, except for his username- Oddball13579- as homage to his incredible former sex appeal (Odd- the years in which he won were odd, may be a reference to queer?; ball- what the competition is called; 13579- last digits of the years in which he was jubilant: 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019).

The Count

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 15, 2019 04:58 PM

Geny said:
Then why are you looking at your own balls in that gif?

Doesnt it make sense that a gay man likes to look at balls.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 15, 2019 05:16 PM

I should have emphasized the words "your own" in that post.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 15, 2019 06:49 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 18:53, 15 May 2019.

I like that the Count thinks I'm a shut in and that being gay has "inhibited my social life". As if anything could be further from the truth XD.

Also I'd like to point out that I am only 20 years old, so if I was to take part in those competitions like you said I would have been 11 years old in 2011 and very very underage for them. Plus I didn't even know I was gay till I was 15.

Checkmate hetero.

Galatea said:
What's the connection between gay and balls?
*Facepalm* You sweet summer child, if the reason for my name being Odd Ball goes over your head, you a much too young to understand then.
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artu
artu


Promising
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 16, 2019 08:57 AM

Geny said:
I should have emphasized the words "your own" in that post.

Well, if I were a woman, Id look at my own breasts all the time! (Its not a cliche, its a classic.)
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 16, 2019 09:34 AM
Edited by Elvin at 09:35, 16 May 2019.

Flat is justice obligatory meme

Also ghost tits ^^
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted May 16, 2019 01:36 PM

Ghost tight pussy. We psychologize you went in for sex too hell much. Lol

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blob2
blob2


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Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted May 16, 2019 03:12 PM

HC (Or any discussion board to be objective).

An place where a thread about looking for an absent person turns into a thread about anothers balls

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 17, 2019 02:25 AM

blob2 said:
HC (Or any discussion board to be objective).

An place where a thread about looking for an absent person turns into a thread about anothers balls
Blame it on Galatea, she started it lol
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 17, 2019 05:45 AM

Geny said:
Are you saying that he's round and fat?! That's not nice!


...............



Because it's something I should've said.


Do you mean Joe and Bob is synonymous to round and fat?

CountBezuhoff said:

This one easily comes to mind.

Perhaps the sequence 13579 can be explained thus: a young rampaging Canadian homosexual feels the need to channel his immense libido into something fruitful, as it has inhibited his social life for too long. He decides to compete in the "BQ/FQ/FF Sex Siren" discipline in the annual LGBT ball in Toronto. His first attempt fails spectacularly, but he does not despair yet! No, after months of careful consideration he comes up with the ultimate stratagem. He would build up his sexual energy for two years through abstinence and meditation and only unleash it when faced by the jury. Only then would victory be guaranteed, be it only biennially.

Some years later he retires after winning his fifth tittle because of his newfound obsession with Kilgor's hot abs. He joins the ever-dwindling in numbers HC, retaining nothing from his passionate past, except for his username- Oddball13579- as homage to his incredible former sex appeal (Odd- the years in which he won were odd, may be a reference to queer?; ball- what the competition is called; 13579- last digits of the years in which he was jubilant: 2011, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2019).

The Count



You did a lot of research here huh? I like its result though.

Oddball13579 said:
*Facepalm* You sweet summer child, if the reason for my name being Odd Ball goes over your head, you a much too young to understand then.


I'm already old! In fact I am older than you!

It's just there's a lot of nicknames out there and they really settled into that odd odd oddball thingy. Anyways, it took me a day to finally comprehend with the relationship of gays and balls.  I was just being technical. I was thinking you like sports like most men do. That's why you like balls too. And when I say balls I mean basketball, volleyball, tennis ball etc.

So you are gay then? Then I have nothing more to argue!


To Count and Oddball, nice to know there are new active members who make this forum alive again. We needed you. I hope you stay.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 17, 2019 05:56 AM

Well I certainly wouldn't choose the Count to be my autobiographer.

But yes Galatea, now you finally got it! Lol. I like how your mind went to sports, it was nice really. But I've never played sports that dealt with balls. Only a puck.

Also I plan to stay around for a bit.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 17, 2019 06:10 AM

Stay for a bit??? You can't leave HCCCCCCCCC!
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 17, 2019 07:45 AM

Of course you can. People do it all the time. Some have done it three times already.
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blob2
blob2


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Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted May 17, 2019 09:29 AM
Edited by blob2 at 10:41, 17 May 2019.

Once this board gets its tentacles around you it won't let go. Heroes as a franchise died off some time ago (not counting mods for past games), yet I still visit here writing/reading about stuff that is as much off from the game as possible.

Oddballs balls for instance...

HC could use a bit more traffic though, sometimes the activity is really slow.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
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My Pattern Emerges
posted May 17, 2019 09:39 AM

Geny said:
Of course you can. People do it all the time. Some have done it three times already.


I think Poly brought up Hotel California as a candidate for the HC anthem, and boooooy does it fit!
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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 17, 2019 10:15 AM

Ehem, ehem! I never used the word anthem but it was me who first joked about HCs initials standing for Hotel California because once youre in you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave. Dont know if Poly brought it up again afterwards.
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