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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 01:18 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 23:22, 13 Jun 2019.

S P A M

At 999 000 posts, you figs are posting twice a day, even though you are online 24/7. I say snow you! Starting from today, you are going to spam like your life depends on it! Why? 'Coz 0ne million, baby! A free QP for the m8 that posts nummero 1 000 000 (along with some head from Elvin). As a bonus, if we reach one million by 0:00 UTC tomorrow (12th June), I'll reveal confidential information about Val.

Now, I'll start:

NoobX, snow you, where have you been, where is my rakia, mate, can't you Serbs do anything right? I don't care if you are poor and the crops were poor, did nobody teach you how to brew alcohol out of Maurice furniture?

Neraus, fill us in the details of your sex life, you know that women bleach their eyes after looking at us, plz bruv, I've watched so much porb i can't get it up anymore, only you can save me now, I'm swimming in sexual frustration....

Damn it, autocorrect! Can't I for once write incorrectly, FFS.

Mods, where are my QPs? Galatea, honey, everybody's waiting for you, you dead or something? That's not an excuse, we'll have Sal raise you from beyond, just like he raises Val every few months (true story).

Btw, Verriker is probably Erwan's alter ego that understood Ubi was full of snow and was actually a devoted fan an s***, but some snowflakes from marketing shilled stupid spiders, so he broke and now LARPs at HC as a VARN purist.

And now, of course, fred. Fred, oh fred.......,..

KYS

Come, boys, we doin it or wat? Member, hail the Mage and SPAM! This is for Val! For justice! For the children! For Deus Vult!

Make your Papa proud,

The Count
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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted June 11, 2019 01:35 PM

I truly and honestly have no idea what you're on about, but I have genuinely laughed at the "brew alcohol out of Maurice furniture" part

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 01:39 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 14:10, 11 Jun 2019.

Simple:

SPAM till we reach one million posts (only a thousand left).

The Count

EDIT: Where is the Canadian when you need him?
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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted June 11, 2019 02:13 PM

um... OK. I don't know why these numbers (1 million) and abbreviations (QPs) matter, but I won't ask because I don't really care about these things

Thanks for the clarifications, though...

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 02:18 PM



Make the VW great again!!!!!!!!


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The Count
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 11, 2019 02:19 PM

I'm ex-power spammer, but HC members voted other spammer. First time I say you're liar snow with wiener dick size also your nose looks like an wiener dick. Go to snow your mother. Your fault was due to a liar. Too snow much lie. I was the best spammer!





My sausage cock, and you have wiener. To anus-pussy-mouth! Wiener for oil massage. Because condom is too big. - Brian

Ok Brian! Now's my turn. I'm a very powerful spammer:

Untrue World has been downloaded 169 times. Started 1.6.2019, it does +59, and a two opinions said too unbeatable. I haven't responded back. But no rating yet. It's one snow to deep pussy! But you're wiener, almost I forgot.



If you agree with playing rape role. Remember girl hides video camera. And FBI believes you.

Heavy fight in bed, because violence isn't allowed. Funny girl is strong. To anus. Maybe wiener can push through anus, but partner is man. We deny the girl's anus. Why? It's real rape. You're doing wrong. And girl sends video material to FBI.



She said she sees our sausage +

Why? She trusts sausage, if wiener, then what is happening? Wiener kills labia too deep But sausage uses semi-deep What you've seen porn movie. No root!

Hole size isn't fault. Wiener is fault.






R18 joke material. I'm joke with you, the Count. Why not other readers? IDK. It's too hard question. But I give a mastered hard thing. If you're fat, I recommend four. Then you can see the pussy and feel deep. This is size isn't matter but creative. Ok An idiot can't understand my English. I said four. Too the world's easy. Sex language doesn't need a google translator/interpreter.


Do you have head ache? Ok subtitles



Fact is true!

THE END

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 02:29 PM







The Count
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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 11, 2019 02:46 PM

Fisting is 300 college boys at Thermopyle. gachiBASS
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 03:09 PM

OK, maggots, the leather club is so f*****g deep, get your ass around more psychological boy next door. gachiBASS

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 11, 2019 07:06 PM

Failed thread.

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monere
monere


Famous Hero
posted June 11, 2019 07:15 PM

why is it failed if you continue spamming?
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 11, 2019 07:44 PM

Spamming is for cooooool kids only

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted June 11, 2019 07:46 PM

I mean, if we spam in the VW it gets deleted eventually anyway... so I'm not sure what is trying to be accomplished here that can be sustainable.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Inspector Gil
posted June 11, 2019 07:54 PM

monere said:
why is it failed if you continue spamming?


Hey, why did you change the dendroid soldier avatar? Well, nagas are cool too...

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verriker
verriker


Honorable
Legendary Hero
We don't need another 'eroes
posted June 11, 2019 07:59 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
Btw, Verriker is probably Erwan's alter ego that understood Ubi was full of snow and was actually a devoted fan an s***, but some snowflakes from marketing shilled stupid spiders, so he broke and now LARPs at HC as a VARN purist.


alas I blew your cover and you blow mine, thar she sure blows like a bagpipes in heat cheers lol
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monere
monere


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posted June 11, 2019 08:18 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
monere said:
why is it failed if you continue spamming?


Hey, why did you change the dendroid soldier avatar? Well, nagas are cool too...


Honestly? No idea. I like both of them, but I felt the need for a change
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted June 11, 2019 09:25 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
(along with some head from Elvin)
You had me at head.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 12, 2019 01:55 PM

It seems like I'll have to keep Val's secret a secret.

The Count
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted June 12, 2019 01:56 PM

What, you mean Bob? Hardly a secret that.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 12, 2019 01:59 PM

I meant something else. Something more... disturbing.

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