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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Wake me up when September ends
Thread: Wake me up when September ends
Elvin
Elvin


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posted June 15, 2019 05:19 PM
Edited by Elvin at 17:31, 15 Jun 2019.

Wake me up when September ends

Saturday morning, Elvin wakes up at 6:40. The alarm from his work's cold store 4 floors downstairs is ringing, that bodes well. Good thing the window was open.

Elvin goes to check it, the temperature is 8 degrees Celcious instead of 2-3 which is not a big deal but problematic if left for the whole weekend. But who knows, maybe it was defrosting at the time. Elvin goes back to sleep.

At 11+ the temperature is 9 degrees, time to call support. Haha.. Turns out it is about to break down and it takes 2 days and 600 euros to fix. The only option is to move everything to another cold store which has not been used in a while. Naturally, it is filled with non-refrigerated products, cartons and other stuff so they have to be moved out first. Checking up on the company driver yields no results, it is the weekend after all. [...] Two hours later the refrigerated product migration is proceeding smoothly. Three hours later Elvin is beginning to slow. Four hours later Elvin is beginning to crawl. Just..A little..Longer! Finally. The old cold storage is without stuff and Elvin is without a spine.

Elvin grabs a cold beer, puts on relaxing music and heads into the bathroom. Ahhh.. Elvin feels almost reborn! Just kidding, still all kinds of wrecked. Time to enter summer hibernation without delay. Sweet reliefff.. Begins drifting off to sweet sweet sleep..

One eye snaps open.

Crap, I have not updated the RP yet! Guess I'll have to wake up before the weekend ends. Oh the humanity
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 15, 2019 05:22 PM

Que in the information about the second cold room breaking coming in in five, four, three...
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted June 15, 2019 05:28 PM

Ha! I have a third one! Full of.. things. Oh no.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 15, 2019 08:51 PM


What the hell did I just read?
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Elvin
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posted June 15, 2019 09:45 PM

Are your English bad or mine
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Oddball13579
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posted June 15, 2019 09:55 PM

Clearly yours
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted June 15, 2019 10:13 PM

No u

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted June 15, 2019 10:27 PM

If I don't know what troubles you I can't help!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 15, 2019 10:32 PM

*whispers* I think Elvin is drunk
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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posted June 15, 2019 10:37 PM

No, it appears that your knowledge of Greek house plans is extraordinarily limited.

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Oddball13579
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posted June 15, 2019 10:54 PM


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Elvin
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posted June 15, 2019 11:21 PM

I obviously don't have 3 cold stores at my place, that's at work.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 15, 2019 11:27 PM

Finally! A sentence that makes sense.
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Elvin
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posted June 15, 2019 11:38 PM

That's because you missed it the first time. Did you think that I moved my things from a fridge? Or that it would cost me 4 hours and my spine?
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The_Polyglot
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posted June 15, 2019 11:55 PM

Happy to hear nothing bad came of it!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted June 16, 2019 12:22 AM

Elvin said:
That's because you missed it the first time. Did you think that I moved my things from a fridge? Or that it would cost me 4 hours and my spine?
No. My sleep addled mind was just not working. After I had some hot chocolate I could finally understand what you were saying
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 16, 2019 04:01 PM

Co-co-co-co-co-co-co-combo breaker!

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