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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Master of the merchant's guild
posted July 13, 2019 12:07 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 00:44, 13 Jul 2019.


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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted July 13, 2019 06:24 PM

*insert post here*
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 13, 2019 06:47 PM

If you're the Count friend. You get a Asian girl. I love Asian height, size and hair model. Japanese MUM porn is a cool.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted July 13, 2019 06:56 PM

Ever noticed how North Americans can't spell "Mum" properly?
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 14, 2019 09:02 AM

IDK maybe mum means strong beer

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 14, 2019 11:05 AM

Strong beer porn is a thing?
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted July 14, 2019 05:30 PM

Do you like sleeping? Should I say mother?!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 14, 2019 06:00 PM

Elvin said:
Strong beer porn is a thing?


If not, than it soon will be. Rule 34 strikes again.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Master of the merchant's guild
posted July 17, 2019 09:17 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 09:19, 17 Jul 2019.

I wonder... Is there any decent HoMM R34?

The Count

EDIT: Forget that I asked.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted August 16, 2019 05:35 AM

Ghost said:
If you're the Count friend. You get a Asian girl. I love Asian height, size and hair model. Japanese MUM porn is a cool.


Cool. What do I get, then ?

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 16, 2019 05:45 PM

If you like them. MUM girls are 130-150cm and 30-45kg. Only to pro. Sex position hasn't easy. Remember MUM movie isn't true, when Asian men are also 160cm so dimensions by easy. And I'm 178cm and 111kg Ok DD, it's such.

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Neraus
Neraus


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Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted August 16, 2019 07:31 PM

111 kg? That's pretty heavy, and I thought I was heavy at 72 kg while at 169 cm (I know, I know, I'm a freaking dwarf.)
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted August 16, 2019 07:36 PM

169cm and 72kg looks hard

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted August 16, 2019 07:39 PM

Kinda on the soft side right now, I even gained weight lately, used to be 66kg and a lot leaner, now I gained a bit of flap in the sides of the belly.

That's what happens when you get absolutely sick for a week and then recover for a month or two...
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted August 16, 2019 08:06 PM

Yea I think I drink too much energy drink. Two cans a day. Sugar or not. Maybe psychosis drug. I don't know. I'm 41yo so metabolism slows down that is a possibility.

But if you want be handsome, common people like strong guy. They people don't need protect you. My guy protected me, when I was 55kg*. He said I must eat more. He doesnt like thin guy. Now is 111kg, he said should be 90kg. Didnt mean overweight. You could be 80kg. People are satisfied with you then. If you arent night person. 66kg is ok for your height. Italian/Sicilian 72kg sounds good.

*handsome, but people are watching me no good experience.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Master of the merchant's guild
posted August 16, 2019 08:56 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 20:57, 16 Aug 2019.

Lol, Neraus is a manlet

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted August 16, 2019 10:00 PM

Yeah, and what'ya gonna do ya lanky mouth-breather? I'll have ya know I'm a dwarf from Khazad-Bhalat with braids on me hair and on me beard, I cannae lop off yer head with a single blow of me axe!

Listen ta me ya nerdy noble wannabe, I'm gonna pluck the hair on yer balding head and use it as a broom to gift to yer mother, just so that she cannae hit ya with it. I'm gonna dance on yer feet to the tune of Abballati then push ya to a plant of ficu pala, I'm gonna force-feed ya beans and oil till ya make a lake for yer pigs ta swim in. I'm gonna break the legs on yer chair and use them ta bludgeon yer computer. I'm gonna dig a trench around yer house and then a tunnel ta the basement ya live in, I'm gonna break yer fridge and steal all yer tendies, then I'M GONNA BURN YER RARE PEPE COLLECTION!
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted August 16, 2019 10:23 PM



Checkmate.

The Count
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted August 16, 2019 11:15 PM

I mean, I have been partial to suicide lately, so burning myself looks like a dope way of departing this world. Tho I fear I wouldn't be isekaied if I don't jump in front of truck-kun.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted August 17, 2019 08:54 PM

Go out the way the witches did Neraus. On a pyre.
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