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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Summoning NoobX
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 08, 2020 12:49 AM

Summoning NoobX

We must summon the almighty and ancient one from his slumber!

Seriously though, has anyone seen or talked to Noobie? Haven't seen him in a long time. Hope he's doing okay
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Underground pretzel dealer
posted April 08, 2020 01:35 AM

I'm fine. Just been doing other things.

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Support
posted April 08, 2020 05:30 AM

Noob x
Arcitetchure mispelled.
Calling noobx
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click rapid my friends

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 08, 2020 11:40 AM

I wonder what's the correct summoning process to perform to get him here.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Comitis non potest peccare
posted April 08, 2020 02:06 PM



First, you'll need one of these bad boys. Then you stick in there some pomace, some water, several secret ingredients, light the cauldron up and bam! Magical essence starts flowing out of the end of the pipe. Drink all of it to reach the Elemental Plane of Alcohol, i.e. Balkan Valhalla, where you'll be reunited with Noob.

The Count
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 08, 2020 02:14 PM

It doesn't seem to be working. He is not summoned yet! Let me try what I have in mind.

*Clears throat. Closed eyes. Concentrates. Makes some weird hand gestures*

"Oh NoobX! Oh NoobX!
Our mighty Spamboy!
Heed our summons!
For we offer you
Virgin girls
With big boobs and butts!"


And oh, I forgot the booze.

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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 08, 2020 02:15 PM
Edited by Galaad at 17:22, 08 Apr 2020.

Summoning NoobX.

If this doesn't do it, let's just hope he didn't overdo it with the rakija.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted April 08, 2020 04:20 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 16:22, 08 Apr 2020.

I advise killing some jedi younglings to increase effectiveness of the summon.

Do what must be done, Lord Oddball. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 08, 2020 05:16 PM

It's not funny what Galaad says.. Ok different people express different things, thoughts and ways. I learn..

I don't fap HC girls. A odd Galatea teases boys and men, but if some boyfriend or such a person teases me, I take a girl then. Depend on also time, etc If blinded girl trust him. My problem isn't. I want durable love. I don't want praise. What I remember Finnish 1000mk a week in offering, what EURO currency says 168. I leave out from young student girl as I was young age. Young sex is the best, good NoobX. Then older age is less "minute sex". It does really love-making irrespective of body, weight and looks. But some is late development, so he's still thinking big boobs and butts. And another developed animal way, he look at only pussy, when fat woman picture. Then he says beauty, ask a phone number, etc her. Picture could only show for public opinions, for example I'm a normal guy in right development time and to say opinion: an ugly or something awesome, etc even if, I didn't mean to reject her but my girl taste and type isn't, and however heat she may be and go to bed as friend, one night thing, etc Ok I don't say what I think about big boobs and butts. Be recommend, because HC is too familiar place. Rarely realized it. Now I have mess in a head.

@Oddy

I've seen him, but he didn't write anything, in only visited in HC. But he visited less HC continually.

The most important matter is Kip. He never visited HC in long time ago.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 08, 2020 11:23 PM

Blizzardboy said:
I'm fine. Just been doing other things.
Imposter. You are not Noobie.

Galatea said:
"Oh NoobX! Oh NoobX!
Our mighty Spamboy!
Heed our summons!
For we offer you
Virgin girls
With big boobs and butts!"


And even that didn't work!!!

Drakon-Deus said:
Do what must be done, Lord Oddball. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.
Thy will be done.

Ghost said:
@Oddy

I've seen him, but he didn't write anything, in only visited in HC. But he visited less HC continually.

The most important matter is Kip. He never visited HC in long time ago.
Ah very true. Where art thou Kip?
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 09, 2020 09:40 AM

@Oddy

Well yeah. But I am being optimistic with it. Maybe it just take a long time for the spell to reach him.

@Ghost

Oh come on! We are trying to summon NoobX here, why are you broadcasting your glorious adventures with women again? Please try to focus on bringing him back. I knew for sure he told us that he got crazy about this one girl that made him drink a lot of booze. That's what I remember but I could be wrong.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 09, 2020 01:40 PM

Ok Galatea!

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 12, 2020 03:07 PM

NoobX!

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 15, 2020 08:06 PM

Maybe he's like Beetlejuice?

NoobX! NoobX! NoobX!
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Supreme Hero
Making map for HotA then WoG
posted April 15, 2020 08:13 PM
Edited by FirePaladin at 20:20, 15 Apr 2020.

Oddball13579 said:
Maybe he's like Beetlejuice?

NoobX! NoobX! NoobX!


What would happen if someone would call him a "noob"? Could that work?

Edit: I'm not trying to be rude, just helping you get your fellow friend back by trying all possible variants.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 15, 2020 08:27 PM

I mean it's his fault for picking such an unfortunate name for himself.

And we usually call him Noob or Noobie anyway so no worries
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Supreme Hero
Making map for HotA then WoG
posted April 15, 2020 08:34 PM

Oddball13579 said:
I mean it's his fault for picking such an unfortunate name for himself.

And we usually call him Noob or Noobie anyway so no worries


Crap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 15, 2020 09:36 PM

Might as well try all the variations of his name.

Noob! Noob! Noob!

Noobie! Noobie! Noobie!
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 16, 2020 07:26 AM

Keep it down in here you darn kids! All this chanting and summoning isn't good for your health, and you're waking up the neighborhood.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 16, 2020 11:05 PM

Gnomes has been spotted outside of the Glade! I repeat; Gnomes has been spotted outside of the Glade!
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