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FirePaladin
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posted July 15, 2020 02:27 AM

The last part literally made my day, not gonna lie.


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Blizzardboy
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posted July 15, 2020 02:58 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 03:01, 15 Jul 2020.

Sometimes simply adding "New" can add distinction, such as "New York".

So instead of a racist name, like the United States of America, we could call it USNS or USNM. The United States of New Siberia, or the United States of New Mongolia. I realize this will never happen in the near future, but one of the burdens of being a man before his time is to suffer the indignities of the present age.

Canada is an indigenous word btw. Much more appropriate than "America"

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tSar-Ivor
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posted July 15, 2020 05:43 AM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 05:49, 15 Jul 2020.

We should call it Vinland instead.


And yeah the world would've been a better place if Austros Hungarians won. They could barely hold their stitched together empire intact as is. Doubt the 'Empire' would've survived the war even if they won, so anyone's notion of 'oh they want to make slaves of us!' is downright daft, you cant militarily occupy a country effectively unless they have a big girl's blouse in their cultural architecture *cough* France *cough*. And Italy...
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Neraus
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posted July 15, 2020 09:03 AM

You guys get it wrong all the time, we had a hundred chances at getting the world right, and the devil always brings us to the doomed future.
It all starts with Ricimer betraying Majorian, then the defeat and death of Manfred at the battle of Benevento, then the compromise of Caspe ruling out the possibility of an independent Sicily.

The continent always makes the wrong choice, that's all, the entente winning is yet another historical mistake, but it is but the tip of the iceberg, and WWI wouldn't have happened if the correct flow of history was established.
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Gandalf196
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posted July 19, 2020 05:34 AM

Blizzardboy said:
I don't understand why they couldn't just find another archduke. You basically just need a high-quality wax to sculpt the proper mustache and you're golden. Austria-Hungary was so particular and snooty about their heirs.


Let us not forget that Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria was the heir presumptive to the throne of Austria-Hungary. The Emperor was the late (and great) Franz Joseph I.
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Gandalf196
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posted March 27, 2021 06:57 PM


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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted March 27, 2021 08:23 PM

The world would've been a better place if Romans stopped being degenerates for 5 minutes, and wiped out the germanics.

/thread.
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blob2
blob2


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posted March 27, 2021 10:46 PM

Wasn't it so that Slovaks hate Czech for years of being bullied by them?

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NoobX
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posted March 27, 2021 11:38 PM


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Gandalf196
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posted July 05, 2021 04:03 AM


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JollyJoker
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posted July 05, 2021 08:23 AM

Yup, because the world was such a cozy place before that.

The idiot you quoted should have known that wars and revolutions are not the problems, but SUPPOSEDLY solutions for already existing ones.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 05, 2021 09:53 AM

as expected.
Well, to be fair, JJ has a point, Nazi takeover of Germany did solve a lot of the problems they had post WW1, 17 different kinds of prostitutes included



Fun little fact, Comrade Lenin based his own massacre of Russian people on the Great French Slaughter.


The only reason it got off, is that King Louis XVI of France was by far the most lenient king the French had. Dumbass of the highest order too, he didn't even know what to do with a woman in bed, so his brother in law had to teach him, as to avoid a huge diplomatic scandal that would've led to war with Austria.


But muh royalist oppression(liberals need to be opressed and ostracised by the community)
but muh let them eat cake(fun fact, anti-royalist spergs had put these words into the mouths of nearly every french queen they disliked)
but muh marie antonette idyllic peasant village larp
and other hilarious "justifications" you can tell as jokes to yourself and others.

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JollyJoker
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posted July 05, 2021 11:47 AM

Sounds like some kind of political Stockholm-syndrome-like post-soviet authority turkey gibberish.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 05, 2021 01:41 PM

yup, typical answer of the 50 year old child.
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JollyJoker
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posted July 05, 2021 03:58 PM

"Typical", ah, so you know many 50-year old "children" who refute your skinhead attitude as the post-soviet authority turkey gibberish it might well be. Figures.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted July 05, 2021 04:09 PM

lmao skinhead.




esspecially hilarious calling me that. I have more hair on my head than all of you combined.


I haven't been called a KGB agent recently, can you do that next?
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JollyJoker
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posted July 05, 2021 04:54 PM

You should hone your reading skills. "Skinhead attitude". You can have that no matter the amount of hair on your head or elsewhere.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 05, 2021 05:46 PM

What do you mean by post-soviet Turkey authority, Turkey was never part of the Soviets.
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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


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posted July 05, 2021 06:40 PM

I mean the cold one without a capital letter.

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Baronus
Baronus


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posted July 05, 2021 07:40 PM

Habsgurs was great thugs. Only after war collapse in 1866 they must reform all. So nice country it was after that.

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