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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Erection Day
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted November 03, 2020 12:12 PM

Erection Day

It's finally Erection Day. Both major party candidates will have a hard time getting erect due to their old age. We can all agree though that whoever wields Pennysylvania will most likely make the White House even whiter, especially if he manages to recruit both Carolina sisters for a threesome.

The Count
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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted November 03, 2020 12:20 PM

Everyday is erection day for me.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted November 03, 2020 12:24 PM

It is important for democracries that there are many erections. Well done, Tsar, you are a model citizen.

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted November 03, 2020 12:46 PM
Edited by blob2 at 12:47, 03 Nov 2020.

Wohoo, another political thread about a country that is actually a state of mind. Like Poland. Maybe I ought to create one about Poland?

Or was it... Polyand? Ponyland?

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted November 03, 2020 01:11 PM



This isn't your regular political thread, it's a thread dedicated to erections. Without proper erections our orderly society would not exist.

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted November 03, 2020 02:18 PM
Edited by blob2 at 14:19, 03 Nov 2020.

They have "Elrection anxiety disorders" in USA!? Niiice.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 03, 2020 02:34 PM

blob2 said:
They have "Elrection anxiety disorders" in USA!? Niiice.


yeah, because the soys are so fragile. on both sides.
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted November 03, 2020 04:49 PM

But guys. It's No Nut November. We have to remain strong, even on this awful, incredibly tempting, day.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted November 03, 2020 10:09 PM

only for you single wankers out there.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 04, 2020 01:52 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 01:55, 04 Nov 2020.

Gnomes2169 said:
But guys. It's No Nut November. We have to remain strong, even on this awful, incredibly tempting, day.
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with

Come on Gnomes, don't be a sheeple. Free yourself
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted November 04, 2020 11:12 AM

Ooooh, it's so tight... Delicious...


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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted November 04, 2020 12:22 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with


Lol, and November didn't even last for 5 days yet

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 04, 2020 06:08 PM

blob2 said:
Oddball13579 said:
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with


Lol, and November didn't even last for 5 days yet
Exactly!!!

What can I say, it's like we're in our teens again. Although, I don't remember being like this during my teens....
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 12, 2021 01:55 AM

The Nut is strong in this one.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 12, 2021 02:06 AM

The nut is very strong in this one.

I am a master nutter.
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Djolaf
Djolaf


Hired Hero
mechanized madness
posted February 12, 2021 03:09 AM

I'm allergic to nut.
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted February 12, 2021 03:38 AM

Oh no. Our spam has attracted a new poster. One who uses the old Bernie Mac avatar.

We have summoned a great and powerful evil, friends. We should tread carefully, lest we invite ruin upon ourselves and our love of nutting all over the place.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 12, 2021 03:45 AM

*mumbles* How bout you nut all over me instead of the couch
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted February 12, 2021 03:47 AM

Oddy... why do you want to be covered in pistachio shells that badly? I know that they make the couch are crusty and crunchy, but they do the same thing to your body too!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 12, 2021 03:53 AM

*sigh*

I wasn't talking about that kind of nut Gnomes.
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