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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: THE KEELHAULING WILL NOW COMMENCE
Thread: THE KEELHAULING WILL NOW COMMENCE
fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 22, 2020 03:22 PM

THE KEELHAULING WILL NOW COMMENCE

*keelhauls the count*


count, you have been keelhauled. how do you feel?

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 22, 2020 03:25 PM

snow, i think i keelhauled him too hard...

*gives count mouth-to-mouth*

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted November 22, 2020 06:12 PM

Rejoining the Somali Pirates, are we?
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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 22, 2020 06:50 PM

incoming squirrel...


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 08:42 PM

What even is keelhauling?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 24, 2020 08:44 PM

if you have to ask, you're not a real pirate.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 24, 2020 08:47 PM

Oddball13579 said:
What even is keelhauling?


Old timey navy punishment. used by the navies during the age of sail to keed dorks in check.

Let some scotsmen explain it in a song

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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 08:48 PM



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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 24, 2020 08:53 PM

Oddball13579 said:




speak for yourself, you scurvy dog! smee, get out the plank!




p.s. WHY IN THE snow WHEN I GOOGLE "HOOK SMILE" DO I GET HUNDREDS OF PICS OF THAT YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS BOY BAND LOOKING DOUCHEBAG CODFISH THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!!!???

SMEE, FIRE ON THE INTERNET!!! SINK IT TO THE BRINY DEEP!!!

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 08:57 PM


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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
posted November 24, 2020 09:00 PM

lol, that was the most appropriate gif in response. good form! smee, nevermind what i said! let him live!

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 09:02 PM


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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 24, 2020 09:31 PM

smee, what is your status on the internet?

smee?

...

smee, are you sleeping again?

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 09:58 PM


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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 24, 2020 10:08 PM

lol, smee's not dead. he's just sleeping off a hangover. poor guy...


SMEE! YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS ON DECK AND PREPARE THE CANNONS! SSSMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!





(just kidding, smee. take all the time you need)

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted November 24, 2020 10:19 PM

*stage whisper* When do we tell the captain that Smee fell overboard 3 hours ago and was eaten by mermaids?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted November 25, 2020 11:42 AM

Smee! Smee! What about Smee? Smee's me! What about me?
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 25, 2020 01:14 PM

OY YA STOOPID GITZ! DIS THREAD NAW BELONGZ TO DA ORKZ!




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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 25, 2020 02:23 PM

At least use a fitting technique, leave the keelhauling to proper sailors.
Something more American, like waterboarding.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted February 11, 2021 09:30 PM

fred79 said:
*keelhauls the count*


count, you have been keelhauled. how do you feel?


What, oh snap, which day is it ? How long has it bee-

*falls in the sea*

The Count
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