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Thread: Random Thoughts: COVID Killed Santa Clause Edition This thread is 79 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 60 70 79 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 05, 2021 10:31 AM

blob2 said:
NoobX said:
As far as CoC allows me.


Don't chicken out now!


Brother...



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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted March 05, 2021 10:32 AM

I see you took CoC as missing a letter there, sneaky Noobie.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 05, 2021 10:33 AM

Why bro
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted March 05, 2021 10:45 AM

A classic.

Also I'll quote this from now on

Sun Tzu, The Art of War said:
He looks like a Woman, so it ain't gay

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 05, 2021 10:52 AM

Truly the epitome of Chinese thought.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 05, 2021 10:57 AM

Limited word space! Kivin method is a very known slang in US, but I can't get a definition or meaning. I rejected a word. If I'm a good English, I add on Kivin method, etc for NoobX's girl.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 05, 2021 11:50 AM

Astolpho is superior.

And equally gay.

The Count
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 05, 2021 12:04 PM

traps are gay, end of debate.



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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted March 05, 2021 12:20 PM

Have you asked them tho?

Feminine men aren't necessarily gay, if they find a girlfriend.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted March 05, 2021 12:31 PM

well... feminine men do tend to go towards the you know, bull <lesbian slur here> types.

So I dunno, you tell me. Or we could ask our resident castrato, after all, he's the biggest metro of us all here.
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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DoR Modder
posted March 05, 2021 12:55 PM


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The Reckoning.... it's drawing near....

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted March 05, 2021 12:57 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 12:59, 05 Mar 2021.

I think black women are really pretty.




I like to women to be fun, casual, enjoy humor, intellectual, etc.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 05, 2021 01:07 PM

FirePaladin said:



Crim is a hermaphrodite, not a trap.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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DoR Modder
posted March 05, 2021 01:14 PM

I know.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted March 05, 2021 01:24 PM

Kipshasz said:
well... feminine men do tend to go towards the you know, bull <lesbian slur here> types.

So I dunno, you tell me. Or we could ask our resident castrato, after all, he's the biggest metro of us all here.


But he'd say it's not gay if it's a guy and a transexual.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 05, 2021 01:50 PM

@Blizz, she's not black, she mixed.  Get your eyes fix'd.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 05, 2021 02:45 PM

blizz doesn't dare to go in the hood where real strong ebony sungoddesses are, because all the gangstas will stomp him.

so for him,that picture of a mixed woman is as black as it gets.

Not that he can tell the difference anyways.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 05, 2021 02:54 PM

Crush, smack! Whip crack!
Smash, grab! Pinch, nab!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

The black crack! the black crack!
The black crack! the black crack!
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

Goblins quaff, and Goblins beat
Goblins laugh, and Goblins bleat
Batter, jabber, whip and hammer hoooooo!
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

Below, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

The black crack! the black crack!
The black crack! the black crack!
Down, down to Goblin-town
Down, down to Goblin-town
Down, down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 05, 2021 03:57 PM


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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 05, 2021 04:04 PM

Are those fish bones that she's chewing on.
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