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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 10, 2021 04:16 PM


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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 10, 2021 05:05 PM

Yeah to shave

bald-beaver, bald pussy, hardwood floors, little Hitler, mowed lawn and slick.

If customer knows Hollywood wax, etc it needs term.

Depend on search key.

Ok E/P/P and 11,124

EDIT

Movie is a good.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 10, 2021 09:04 PM

don't shave and proudly wear your majestic patchy and sparse neckbeard beneath the face diapers we have to wear.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted March 10, 2021 09:18 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 21:31, 10 Mar 2021.

A beard reduces the effectiveness of a facemask because it doesn't cover the face as well.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Legendary Hero
DoR Modder
posted March 10, 2021 09:34 PM

That's why my face resembles a classic dwarf's face right now.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted March 10, 2021 10:40 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 22:40, 10 Mar 2021.

Also, when you stand up to pee, it causes far more microbubbles to float around the room. I will be monitoring this and violators will be fined.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 10, 2021 10:46 PM

*urinates standing up*
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted March 11, 2021 02:30 AM
Edited by Galatea at 02:31, 11 Mar 2021.

*urinates standing up* while speaking "Are we there yet?"
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 11, 2021 02:48 AM

Kipshasz said:
Allies too.


however, The Winter War is a military themed shytepost in a league of it's own.


War is almost always one big poorly managed joke with deadly consequences.

The Count
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 11, 2021 10:31 AM

even women piss standing up.


Pissing standing up is the best, especially in the snow. piss in the snow,feel like a laser.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 11, 2021 10:46 AM

*zips pants*

*unzips pants*

*continues urinating standing up*
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted March 11, 2021 12:13 PM

Kipshasz said:
Pissing standing up is the best, especially in the snow. piss in the snow,feel like a laser.


I don't believe there are guys who didn't "draw" snow art with their urine. Well, ofc not counting people who don't have snow where they live

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Legendary Hero
DoR Modder
posted March 11, 2021 01:00 PM

climbs a chair

unzips pants

urinates from there

niagara.jpg
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"Goblins use pistols because a shotgun recoil would kick them off the ground flying."
The Reckoning.... it's drawing near....

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted March 11, 2021 01:17 PM

This talk about bodily fluids is starting to make me uncomfortable.

The Count
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted March 11, 2021 01:21 PM

I tried seacrh key: shav

mohawk, tiffany box

Second search key: remov

Brazilian wax, Hollywood wax, manscaping, triangle

Thrid search key: trim

arrow, Brazilian [landing strip], heart, landing strip, runway

And then I haven't idea.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 11, 2021 01:34 PM

FirePaladin said:
climbs a chair

unzips pants

urinates from there

niagara.jpg


I laughed
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted March 11, 2021 02:10 PM

Everybody who urinates standing up will receive penalties in the future. Just saying.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 11, 2021 02:21 PM

FirePaladin said:
climbs a chair

unzips pants

urinates from there

niagara.jpg





>Be me
>Drunk 10 beers
>Need to piss badly
>Idea.lightbulb
>take barstool to restroom
>place it by the urinal
>climb onto a barstool
>unzip pants
>release the mighty kraken
>begin pissing
>niagara.jpg
>mfw

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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 11, 2021 02:56 PM

Reminds me of a party...

>be me
>go to parties
>one party is out of town
>come to the house
>get drunk
>bladder full
>minimal furnishing in the house
>no functioning bathroom
>have to urinate outside
>no functioning lights
>barely any light from the moon
>slowly go around the house
>come to a ledge
>unzip
>relief as I release my jet into the distance
>hear the sound of my urine hitting a body of liquid
>idc, probably a residual pool of rainwater
>come back home
>fewdayslater.jpg
>get together with friends
>start talking about the party
>"Did you hear that someone pissed into the neighbor's pool?"
>suddenclarity.jpg
>mfw



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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 11, 2021 03:18 PM




>Be me
>Be 19 or so
>have a drinking spot by some random ass museum no one visits
>Go to drinking spot one day
>Is winter
>there is snow
>drink beer, shoot the snow with the guys
>designate a spot to be the "pissing spot"
>decide to make the Z from "Zorro" with out dingly von danglies as we relieve ourselves
>TFW there's several dozen "Z" pissed out on the snow around the area
>MFW

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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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