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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: HC's mainstream medias dedicated thread!
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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
posted December 09, 2020 08:17 PM

Citizen Salamandre admitted to a reading allergy today. Speculations about the reasons circle around regular script being considered unaesthetical due to being used to elegant musical notation.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted December 09, 2020 08:45 PM

It started with a slight itching between my poopholder and left breast, which leaves a quite large area to scratch. However, after removing my fingerprints from the crime scene, which is, until proven wrong, still a right every poster here possesses and should exercise when abuse is suspected, it begun to slowly fade away.  

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Era II mods and utilities

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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted December 09, 2020 09:44 PM

Emergency package of copium was delivered to Gandalf today, but we are quickly running out. Anyone listening, please send more if you can

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Gandalf196
Gandalf196


Famous Hero
posted December 09, 2020 09:51 PM

Minion shares his very reasonable thoughts on Reddit


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All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Legendary Hero
Undorcover modder
posted December 09, 2020 10:19 PM

Minion the moment he posted on reddit:


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"Goblins use pistols because a shotgun recoil would kick them off the ground flying."

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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted December 09, 2020 11:02 PM


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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted December 10, 2020 01:07 PM
Edited by Neraus at 13:07, 10 Dec 2020.

Breaking news! The door to the Library of Enlightenment has been breached by mysterious machines, witnesses report smoke coming from the inside and entire new books filled with gibberish being added, rumors say that Drakon-Deus has been found wounded on the floor muttering "they're here...". Our experts on the ground say there is no reason to be worried, in time these machines will adapt to our ways and start writing proper books as artificial intelligence improves.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.

ANTUDO

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 10, 2020 04:06 PM

News of the month!Salamandreis back now! And he beat a Homecoming (WoG/ERA) map, he also created erm mod without asked me. But Salamandre came up with a legendary name. Because the nightmare level map, even if the first time I, Ghost created without know-how on map. Is really nightmare? He got his name tester and modder by Salamandre in the maps4heroes. Wait for map is ready, when I, Ghost is thinking WTF large map reshuffle. Maybe Salamandre laughs.. and you can download incomplete map now and then verify it.

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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


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Undefeatable Hero
posted December 10, 2020 10:36 PM

New savior expected to be born! The Christmas Star phenomenon to be observable on December 21st.

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Gandalf196
Gandalf196


Famous Hero
posted December 11, 2020 12:16 AM

JollyJoker said:
New savior expected to be born! The Christmas Star phenomenon to be observable on December 21st.



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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


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Undefeatable Hero
posted December 11, 2020 08:25 AM

Looks like the winner of an antichrist casting.
Would one have to know this somewhat disturbed looking young individual?

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 12, 2020 10:30 PM

OP updated! Also news re-ordered so that the most recent ones are on top now
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Legendary Hero
Time for war
posted December 13, 2020 01:32 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 01:42, 13 Dec 2020.

*cue evening news theme*
*roll headlines*


Lithuanian tavern dweller and gun enthusiast Kip S. Hats linked to terrifying terror attack on two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand. Suspect may have colluded with HC moderation to cover up incriminating photographic evidence.



High Moderator Corribus bends under pressure from VW Attorney General Stevie in infidelity and homosexuality case. The defendant frantically denies prosecution's semi-serious accusations of abuse of power, thus admitting a guilty consciousness. How could the lawsuit against top HC Moderators OmegaDestroyer and Corribus and their illicit relationship redefine our forums and Code of Conduct?

The Count, in an unforgivable affront to God, uses the comic sans font to deliver news headlines.


*cue feed from Camera 1*

Good evening, this is Elvin with the 10 o'clock HCNN news report.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 13, 2020 09:13 PM

Looks like the Count is getting a very special present this Christmas.

Is only business.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 20, 2020 11:40 AM
Edited by Galaad at 11:41, 20 Dec 2020.

NoobX has been seen wandering around the Glade, but it seems he was extremely drunk on Rakjia and did not manage to figure out how to hit on the "post reply" button.

FirePaladin questions himself and the community about H3 Giants sexuality and sexual orientation. which made Elvin almost die of laughter.

Oddball has found a new sex friend, and is keeping him locked in the closet.

Violent Flower disappeared after a short appearance even though The Gootch is still posting. Speaking of blasts from the past, Lith-Maethor reappeared as well and I don't even know him, which didn't stop me from understanding he has a severe color font addiction.

Corribus has recently ordered a ton new load of munitions for OSM purposes.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 20, 2020 11:42 AM

Gandalf can you please link your image? It stretches the page.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted December 21, 2020 01:54 AM

Galaad said:
Oddball has found a new sex friend, and is keeping him locked in the closet.
I have? I'd sure like to know who this person is
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 21, 2020 03:51 PM

Hush, don't play innocent now!
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted December 21, 2020 09:07 PM

I'm not though! I literally have no idea what, or who, you mean!
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted December 22, 2020 05:22 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Galaad said:
Oddball has found a new sex friend, and is keeping him locked in the closet.
I have? I'd sure like to know who this person is

Oddball If you are going to keep me in the basement and blindfolded, you could at least give me a laptop to update my loyal readers from time to time. They only have these... these charlatans to inform them of what is happening in HC!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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