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Thread: An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are at a coffee house
Gandalf196
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posted May 13, 2021 01:29 PM

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are at a coffee house

The physicist says, "You know, engineering is just applied physics," and they all laugh. The mathematician says, "You know, physics is just applied math," and they all laugh again. Then the philosopher says, "Well, you know, math is just applied philosophy," and the engineer says, "Shut up and make our coffee."
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Ghost
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posted May 13, 2021 01:32 PM

Only in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 13, 2021 01:52 PM

Heh...

Rather accurate, I'd say.
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JollyJoker
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posted May 13, 2021 06:33 PM

You know the thing about the optimist saying that the glass is half full, whereas the pessimist saying it's half empty.

The engineer says the glass is too big.

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Ghost
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posted May 13, 2021 06:44 PM

Only beer mug

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